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Good Soldier Svejk posted:he's quoting DnD posts from the space thread. That's the bit Log082 posted:he's quoting dnd cspam ufo posters being incredibly credulous? wowzer! Good Soldier Svejk posted:And you may find yourself living in an emergency bivouac same as it ever was
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Jun 7, 2021 01:56
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PawParole posted:no, the Fahahfqri of the Taurus Nebulum have you beat there too. Humanity only excels in tightening screws i'm pretty sure some species of octopi would be better at that than us if they cared so we're not even the best intelligent species on earth at that, just the best one reliant on the technology
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Jun 7, 2021 01:56
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i can tell something exciting is brewing due to the velocity of this thread, yesssss 
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Jun 7, 2021 01:57
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[UFOs] I'm a mechanical engineer with a very good understanding of thermodynamics
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Jun 7, 2021 01:57
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derision until renouncement.
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Jun 7, 2021 02:00
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Delta-Wye posted:cspam ufo posters being incredibly credulous? wowzer! i got fooled by jeffery of yospos twice okay the second time was for like the 0.3 seconds after hitting post on a reply but the first was much more funny
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Jun 7, 2021 02:00
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https://twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1401705723315245061
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Jun 7, 2021 02:04
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Delta-Wye posted:i can tell something exciting is brewing due to the velocity of this thread, yesssss counterpoint: cspam is so bad at predicting things that this thread is the best evidence AGAINST aliens
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Jun 7, 2021 02:07
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Popoto posted:it's extremely funny to me that we have official records from different source and different countries corroborating that we have seen objects defying the laws of physics as we know it, and yet you have self proclaimed "scientists" and "engineers" breaking down the walls sweating angrily at the possibility of people excited to do science and research something new and unknown. let's research this and find out what the phenomena is. Actually it's a rare unknown natural phenomenon which means there is no need to talk about it at all.
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Jun 7, 2021 02:08
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Popoto posted:it's extremely funny to me that we have official records from different source and different countries corroborating that we have seen objects defying the laws of physics as we know it, and yet you have self proclaimed "scientists" and "engineers" breaking down the walls sweating angrily at the possibility of people excited to do science and research something new and unknown. let's research this and find out what the phenomena is. b-b-but it's not in my books I can't smugly lord unearned knowledge over the masses if I don't know what it isssss
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Jun 7, 2021 02:16
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Rah! posted:an entire forum of mick wests lol Prepare to have your tiny mind destroyed by the truth https://www.metabunk.org/home/
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Jun 7, 2021 02:18
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Engineers are the scum of the earth
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Jun 7, 2021 02:19
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There are more things in heaven and earth, engineers, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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Jun 7, 2021 02:19
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:There are more things in heaven and earth, engineers, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. 
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Jun 7, 2021 02:23
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 they're showing the videos on espn and asking baseball players about it on the sunday night gamehttps://twitter.com/SlangsOnSports/status/1401708145060220928?s=20 Tell me this is not a coordinated effort I do not loving believe you
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Jun 7, 2021 02:24
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:
nobody took covid seriously till the NBA canceled the games. A ufo is going to land at a baseball stadium and order a round of budlights for the pilots
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Jun 7, 2021 02:26
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:
i think everything observed is based in reality, but why now? the illuminati saw crumbling trust in institutions across the political spectrum and said "gently caress gently caress gently caress how do we regain their trust? let them in on a truth we've kept from them the longest"?
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Jun 7, 2021 02:28
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lol looks like the spooky old abondoned airstrip on san clementine island has gotten a recent paintjob  lol
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Jun 7, 2021 02:31
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conspiracy-minded people* tend to think someone's in control behind the scenes, but this just looks like snowballing public interest to me so far. still think most likely outcome is a uselessly vague "report" and everyone's like "haha remember those two months in 2021 when we thought alien disclosure was coming?" *not pejorative, there are lots of actual conspiracies and it's cool and good to keep an eye out for them
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Jun 7, 2021 02:31
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we need to make sure people like these stay the gently caress away from the aliens https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1401605223542624262
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Jun 7, 2021 02:32
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I mean if aliens can see outside of linear time and aware of our own destruction. Now seems the time to come down and make their intentions known, with impending climate collapse and fascism.
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Jun 7, 2021 02:34
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Wheeee posted:[UFOs] I'm a mechanical engineer with a very good understanding of thermodynamics lol i spent my first and last three posts ever in d&d trying to talk in that thread and that guy literally drove me out with how bad his posts were. granted, i had also just discovered there's a far superior cspam thread on the same topic, but still. i'm so glad you guys are lolling at him, this is serious catharsis for me. you've done a great service today wheee
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Jun 7, 2021 02:35
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:
*smiles, closes eyes, deeply inhales through nose like i'm in a folgers commercial*  ahhhh that's the stuff
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Jun 7, 2021 02:36
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IMO the tipping point of no return from climate collapse and the aliens making themselves increasingly aware, are linked.
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Jun 7, 2021 02:37
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Death By The Blues posted:IMO the tipping point of no return from climate collapse and the aliens making themselves increasingly aware, are linked. Man I hope we're not the only dunce civilization that needs to be handheld into surviving like surely plenty of other planets out there have invented economic systems that killed their chance of survival right no just us? well gently caress
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Jun 7, 2021 02:38
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munce posted:Prepare to have your tiny mind destroyed by the truth mick interpreting the timestamp wrong and also assuming military planes always fly with active public transponders in one of the threads is very  Death By The Blues posted:IMO the tipping point of no return from climate collapse and the aliens making themselves increasingly aware, are linked. 
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Jun 7, 2021 02:40
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pancake rabbit posted:*smiles, closes eyes, deeply inhales through nose like i'm in a folgers commercial* Mola Yam posted:conspiracy-minded people* tend to think someone's in control behind the scenes, but this just looks like snowballing public interest to me so far. I'm with you to a degree but if you look at the twitter comments about that it's mostly making GBS threads on ESPN for daring to waste anyone's time asking about UFOs so I dunno If I was trying to launder the concept to people slipping it into one of the most watched sports broadcasts and skeptics podcasts seems like the first things I'd be doing
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Jun 7, 2021 02:42
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Wheeee posted:We are extraordinarily special, generating intense interest and ongoing observation from dozens of civilizations as humanity shatters the existing galactic scientific consensus on the lowest possible level of intelligence required to develop technology "Did they...did they shoot a dog into space and then just ... leave it there? loving monsters, deploy the cloaking field, we gotta make sure they stay put."
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Jun 7, 2021 02:47
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Delta-Wye posted:cspam ufo posters being incredibly credulous? wowzer! I'm a Wheeee believer. I don't think they were copy/pastes.
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Jun 7, 2021 02:47
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Hooplah posted:lol i spent my first and last three posts ever in d&d trying to talk in that thread and that guy literally drove me out with how bad his posts were. granted, i had also just discovered there's a far superior cspam thread on the same topic, but still. i'm so glad you guys are lolling at him, this is serious catharsis for me. you've done a great service today wheee It really is an amazingly bad subforum
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Jun 7, 2021 02:48
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Bullfrog posted:we need to make sure people like these stay the gently caress away from the aliens PJW looked outside? I thought he was too afraid due to Anti-Fa
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Jun 7, 2021 02:49
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I have a nagging thought that if they announce themselves the first thing they'll ask is a rhetorical question about our treatment of animals.
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Jun 7, 2021 02:50
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a gaggle of tourists surrounding an enclosure cheering at the monkey that's howling with laughter as it jerks itself off with its own poo poo and it's us we are the monke
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Jun 7, 2021 02:52
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Ratios and Tendency posted:I have a nagging thought that if they announce themselves the first thing they'll ask is a rhetorical question about our treatment of animals. "Oh so you're eating cows because they're not intelligent? And which species is the one that destroyed its own planet? Was it the cows? No? Can we eat you then, dummies?" Also real talk I hope it ain't deep sea people because like... I've eaten a lot of calamari and octopus in my life. I'm sorry guys I didn't know
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Jun 7, 2021 02:52
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Azathoth posted:I'm a Wheeee believer. I don't think they were copy/pastes. nu-uh! and i have evidence, right here!  sorry if its blurry, we can't take better screenshots of terrible ufo posts with modern technology, cell phones just aren't capable.
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Jun 7, 2021 02:53
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apatheticman posted:PJW looked outside? when you hyphenate i cant not hear in trumps voice and i chuckle
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Jun 7, 2021 02:55
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Having successfully shut down the ufo topic there's been no new posts in D&D going on 12 hours lmao losers
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Jun 7, 2021 02:56
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I’m feeling frothy. Anyone else feeling frothy? is this the quantum foam becoming noticeable in the texture of “now”? e: MIB was probably right and the public government has no clue about aliens cuz Woodrow Wilson spun the department off as a contractor agency to stay outside of scrutiny or oversight. Sextro has issued a correction as of 03:01 on Jun 7, 2021 |
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Jun 7, 2021 02:59
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:
This is obviously a coordinated effort. It's been obvious since Elizondo's first interview. You don't just quit a job at the DoD and start talking about all the cool classified poo poo you saw and have the DoD go "Oh yeah, you got us, we totally don't know what those things are. Haha I guess we'll release more videos, just for you." He 100% has been told to do this. The real question is why, and I'm leaning towards "DoD wants to know what these things are almost as much as we do."
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Jun 7, 2021 03:00
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Sextro posted:I’m feeling frothy. Anyone else feeling frothy? is this the quantum foam becoming noticeable in the texture of “now”? There have been moments over the past couple of days where I get kinda tunnel vision reading the news. Something between a panic attack and euphoric confusion
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Jun 7, 2021 03:00
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