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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

sad question posted:

But does he eat stew?
Obviously not, he's wearing a bracelet

Duh

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Lotron
Aug 15, 2006

Still clownin'

you laugh now but i have saved over seven dollars over my lifetime with this mans method

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Okay, let's do the math here.

A five pack of hanes tagless boxer briefs, the ideal intersection of style, comfort, support and price, costs twenty bucks

A load of laundry put through a home washing machine and a tumble dryer costs about $1.50 in water and electricity

Somebody else figure out the rest I'm already bored

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Icon Of Sin posted:

Holy poo poo, I only ever remembered Doug Stanhope as the gigantic tool that took over the Man Show from Kimmel and Carrolla, I didn’t realize joe loving rogan was his co-host :vomarine:

Every time I hear about Joe Rogan nowadays my first thought is "what, that meathead who took over the Man Show with that other meathead and killed it within like three episodes?"


I think I remember something about Stanhope having a funny routine about sex and misogyny a couple years ago or whatever though

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 18:07 on Jun 7, 2021

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Data Graham posted:

Every time I hear about Joe Rogan nowadays my first thought is "what, that meathead who took over the Man Show with that other meathead and killed it within like three episodes?"


I think I remember something about Stanhope having a funny routine a couple years ago or whatever though

Stanhope is the best standup around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmfhUgJpE

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Fister Roboto posted:

Iraq and Afghanistan just never happened to these people did it? And I guarantee that they were cheering those wars on the entire time.

Get a load of this one

https://twitter.com/ChrisSturr/status/1401917064554680325?s=20

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Save money, attract flies and repell other people? This man is a genius.

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
"Can you imagine today's youth storming the beaches of Normandy?"

1920's parent: Good God, what a horrible thought! I lost two brothers to the war, and two more to the flu. Pray that our children are shielded from such unfathomable depravity, and that our governments work in unity rather than artillery.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Real "FIREWORKS?? Is there anything these millennials won't be 'triggered' by???" energy with this

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Data Graham posted:

Real "FIREWORKS?? Is there anything these snake people won't be 'triggered' by???" energy with this

I was just looking at the "yeah just tell them they're fighting white supremacists, because lol millennials only care about that" when discussing fighting Nazis.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1401966487884079111?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

She's a horrible, hateful human being that I wish a terrible ignoble life towards, but every time she pops up it's always something so dumb I think "Oh, bless her heart."

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



I hope they get in a fight and severely injure each other.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Skwirl posted:

She's a horrible, hateful human being that I wish a terrible ignoble life towards, but every time she pops up it's always something so dumb I think "Oh, bless her heart."

She is a terrible terrible person who I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, do I wish her on Jack Dorsey. It's the one instance of her absolute terribleness being used on the person who deserves it most. She is pretty much Frankenstein's Monster to Jack's Dr. Frankenstein and the two deserve each other.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1400971477051133956

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

texas, georgia, and florida constantly having a fight for the dumbest governor and all three keep winning

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Bottom Liner posted:

texas, georgia, and florida constantly having a fight for the dumbest governor and all three keep losing

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
David Cameron former PM, called the brexit vote. There is an argument to be made that enough people voted for brexit simply as a gently caress you to him, because if everyone voted yes then that’s it, he and his evil shitbag chancellor would be out (people forget how actively evil that pair really were, as opposed to the grifting and incompetent government that we have now)

Just before the vote what made A Lot of poor people very very very angry was that he was somehow involved in this blockchain company and was angling to get everyone’s benefits (social security) paid via it but in tokens which you could then use to buy things like food and electricity, but only from places his company approved of.

Want to save up buy your kiddie a second hand bike poor person? HA! gently caress YOU NO NO ACTUAL MONEY FOR YOU DISABLED WAR VET BWAHAHAHAHA.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Then again, Johnson and Sunak only look less evil because Priti Patel keeps masturbating to racist snuff porn in front of TV cameras.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
For the Americans: our Home Secretary, a woman who has gone on the record saying that if she was in charge she would have deported her own parents, personally attending a immigration raid during lockdown because it’s something she “enjoys doing”

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/priti-patel-joins-police-raids-people-smugglers-arrested-nca-b936270.html

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Agents are GO! posted:

Because if she released it, hoo boy, a week later poo poo would hit the fan.

:laugh:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



learnincurve posted:

For the Americans: our Home Secretary, a woman who has gone on the record saying that if she was in charge she would have deported her own parents, personally attending a immigration raid during lockdown because it’s something she “enjoys doing”

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/priti-patel-joins-police-raids-people-smugglers-arrested-nca-b936270.html



Priti Patel is a cartoon villain non-pareil.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
She belongs in who framed Rodger rabbit as a human villain only it turns out she’s three cartoon slugs in a trench coat.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
This woman has control of “border force” and their warship btw.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Today's youths couldn't go to war, they're too soft! Which is why they're committing antifa ultra violence and destroying our Home Depots! I need an AR-15 to protect myself from domestic terrorists at the grocery store!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

the infamous millennials are more interested in (consults notepad) getting shellshocked during 20-year deployments to the Middle East than (squints) storming the beaches of normandy

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Picnic Princess posted:

Today's youths couldn't go to war, they're too soft! Which is why they're committing antifa ultra violence and destroying our Home Depots! I need an AR-15 to protect myself from domestic terrorists at the grocery store!

Also as noted earlier, we've been fighting a war with today's youth for the last 20 loving years.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I mean if someone is leading off with the can't-miss joke of "AVOCADO TOOOAAAAST" in 2021 I guess I have more pity for them and their atrophied ability to parse and synthesize information from the world around them, than actual anger.


But still. Good god. Avocado toast.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Avocado toast isn't even that expensive.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
It was our boomer parents who did terrible things to avocados. I have honestly never seen them on the menu in our area, probably because we were scarred by them as children, so it just all seems like projecting to me.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Boomers care way more about avocado toast than anyone else ever has

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

learnincurve posted:

For the Americans: our Home Secretary, a woman who has gone on the record saying that if she was in charge she would have deported her own parents, personally attending a immigration raid during lockdown because it’s something she “enjoys doing”

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/priti-patel-joins-police-raids-people-smugglers-arrested-nca-b936270.html



Around Christmas, some newspaper did some softball "make the politicians seem human" Q&As with a question of "what makes Christmas for you?". Most politicians of all parties were like "oh, it's Christmas dinner!" or "spending time with family", but Patel was like "the knowledge that border staff are enforcing the law and deporting illegal immigrants".

Oh, and also she was sued for £400,000 and costs by a former senior civil servant for workplace bullying.

Also, she literally got sacked from Theresa May's cabinet for secret meetings with the Israeli government on how her government department could best give them money for their illegal occupation of the Golan Heights.

TinTower has a new favorite as of 22:33 on Jun 7, 2021

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Where did that meme even come from anyway? Did some lovely comedian namecheck avocado toast in 2011 as a thing "hipsters" eat with their lattes or something and they all just latched onto it because it sounds funny?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Data Graham posted:

Where did that meme even come from anyway? Did some lovely comedian namecheck avocado toast in 2011 as a thing "hipsters" eat with their lattes or something and they all just latched onto it because it sounds funny?

I'm pretty sure it just originated from a thinkpiece about why home ownership is very low among millennials. The brainlord author chalked it up to frivolous spending and just mentioned avocado toast as an example of such spending. It stood out as particularly asinine because it was kind of an unusual thing to list. Unlike, say, lattes or whatever people aren't buying avocado toast daily.

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

Skwirl posted:

Also as noted earlier, we've been fighting a war with today's youth for the last 20 loving years.

and how did that turn out?
checkmate lib
:smug:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

learnincurve posted:

It was our boomer parents who did terrible things to avocados. I have honestly never seen them on the menu in our area, probably because we were scarred by them as children, so it just all seems like projecting to me.
I mean, I can't imagine you'd be getting the good ones in the UK so that makes it even scarier. Even when you could? Aren't they stuck at Calais with all the sex arses because of Brexit?

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

Maybe I'm just a bad millennial but while I like avocados, both in the US and the UK they are fairly bland-tasting unless you make guac out of them or something. I didn't notice much of a difference between the two.

Disclaimer: I got the US avocados from Kroger or whatever, not anywhere you would expect to find amazing heritage avocados.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Bismuth posted:

Boomers care way more about avocado toast than anyone else ever has

It's a west coast thing because you can get good avocado regularly there, but it also doesn't cost more than bacon and eggs usually.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Nah, it was a Guardian article about millionaires who think young people are spending too much money on “crushed avacados” and that’s why they can’t afford to start their own business or buy a house.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/15/australian-millionaire-millennials-avocado-toast-house

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Data Graham posted:

Every time I hear about Joe Rogan nowadays my first thought is "what, that meathead who took over the Man Show with that other meathead and killed it within like three episodes?"


I think I remember something about Stanhope having a funny routine about sex and misogyny a couple years ago or whatever though
My main memory of Doug Stanhope is from shortly after he got he Man Show gig and they had him "hosting" a Girls Gone Wild video, and in the ad he shouts at a group of girls to "Show us where babies feed!" Even as a horny teenager at the time it was really offputting, if I was watching a Girls Gone Wild video I really don't want to be also thinking about babies.

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