And another thing, why is "ohh baby" a sexy thing to say
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 00:24 |
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Data Graham posted:And another thing, why is "ohh baby" a sexy thing to say It sounded pretty sexy when Marvin Gaye sang it
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 00:36 |
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Knormal posted:My main memory of Doug Stanhope is from shortly after he got he Man Show gig and they had him "hosting" a Girls Gone Wild video, and in the ad he shouts at a group of girls to "Show us where babies feed!" Even as a horny teenager at the time it was really offputting, if I was watching a Girls Gone Wild video I really don't want to be also thinking about babies. And someone liked that moment enough to put it in the girls gone wild commercials, the ones that ran practically nonstop on late-night basic cable. I never saw the actual video but I saw that commercial so, so many times, and it was just as a moment as you remember.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 00:40 |
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One of my college roommates got very drunk and bought some of the Girls Gone Wild tapes. The ones we watched were about 95% incredibly boring and 5% unspeakably creepy.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 00:42 |
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Powered Descent posted:And someone liked that moment enough to put it in the girls gone wild commercials, the ones that ran practically nonstop on late-night basic cable. I never saw the actual video but I saw that commercial so, so many times, and it was just as a moment as you remember.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 00:45 |
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EDIT: Wrong thread
bootsy has a new favorite as of 00:59 on Jun 8, 2021 |
# ? Jun 8, 2021 00:57 |
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Mak0rz posted:I'm pretty sure it just originated from a thinkpiece about why home ownership is very low among millennials. The brainlord author chalked it up to frivolous spending and just mentioned avocado toast as an example of such spending. It stood out as particularly asinine because it was kind of an unusual thing to list. Unlike, say, lattes or whatever people aren't buying avocado toast daily. Avocados cost about 2 dollars each, was this person some ancient fogey who thinks of avocados as some strange and expensive exotic fruit?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:01 |
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The Guardian view on the god of science: a divine but rational disagreement A rare example of highbrow idiocy.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:03 |
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I don't think the guardian being loving idiots is very rare at all.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:08 |
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Supposedly smart people trying to explain why they believe in God using scientific language is always a huge sign that they aren't that smart. You can't explain it, it's belief, if there's a scientific explanation then it's not God.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:09 |
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Why cant religious people just say they believe in god because it makes them feel good/makes them happy, isnt that enough?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:14 |
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The footnote is pretty good though.quote:This article was amended on 7 June 2021. An earlier version said Hume founded classical economics.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:16 |
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https://twitter.com/fearnl0athlng/status/1401916269369217027
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:21 |
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didnt a ton of restaurants start having avocado toast after that article so it was like a self fulling meme? non crazy restaurants reasonable prices, "trendy" fad places had 30$ prices. Also, Big Avocado saw a niche and a ton of money to be filled and made.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:23 |
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Bismuth posted:Why cant religious people just say they believe in god because it makes them feel good/makes them happy, isnt that enough? Why stop there? Just ask them to say "i am a big fat dumb idiot and there is no reason to believe the things i believe, you atheists are sooo much cooler and smarter than me" directly.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:27 |
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Skwirl posted:Get a load of this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgZtdmyKlI
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:33 |
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PhazonLink posted:didnt a ton of restaurants start having avocado toast after that article so it was like a self fulling meme? Anyone who sells Avocado Toast for $30 and anyone willing to pay $30 for Avocado Toast should both be shot in the head for the betterment of humanity. The same way you put down a rabid dog. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:34 |
Watch, it's all boomers with FOMO
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:40 |
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I read a quote today that made me think of this insipid post again Ruskin posted:"And be sure also, if the author is worth anything, that you will not get at his meaning all at once -- nay, that at his whole meaning you will not for a long time arrive in any wise. Not that he does not say what he means, and in strong words, too; but he cannot say it all and what is more strange, will not, but in a hidden way and in parable, in order that he may be sure you want it. I cannot see quite the reason of this, nor analyse that cruel reticence in the breasts of wise men which makes them hide their deeper thought. They do not give it to you by way of help, but of reward, and will make themselves sure that you deserve it before they allow you to reach it."
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:41 |
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Heath posted:I read a quote today that made me think of this insipid post again About 1/4 of the way through that my brain started reading it in the voice of Jordan Petersen
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:52 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:00 |
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Heath posted:I read a quote today that made me think of this insipid post again Masterful Literary Shitposter Sam Clemens posted:The conversations in the Cooper books have a curious sound in our modern ears. To believe that such talk really ever came out of people's mouths would be to believe that there was a time when time was of no value to a person who thought he had something to say; when it was the custom to spread a two-minute remark out to ten; when a man's mouth was a rolling-mill, and busied itself all day long in turning four-foot pigs of thought into thirty-foot bars of conversational railroad iron by attenuation; when subjects were seldom faithfully stuck to, but the talk wandered all around and arrived nowhere; when conversations consisted mainly of irrelevancies, with here and there a relevancy, a relevancy with an embarrassed look, as not being able to explain how it got there.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:05 |
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Mak0rz posted:About 1/4 of the way through that my brain started reading it in the voice of Jordan Petersen That's a shame
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:10 |
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It's like the sentences fell off a cliff and someone sort of pushed the mess at the bottom back into a heap.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:27 |
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Why stop there? Just ask them to say "i am a big fat dumb idiot and there is no reason to believe the things i believe, you atheists are sooo much cooler and smarter than me" directly. Uhh ok. I was saying that because I think that believing something because it makes you happy is totally fine, and a valid reason to do so. I think its weird that people often try really hard to justify stuff through science when it doesnt work, and doesnt really require justification. If you say "i believe i'll be rewarded for my good deeds in the afterlife because it makes me happy and gives me purpose" then thats 100% fine by me, as long as the part they're grooving on isnt hurting others.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:44 |
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PhazonLink posted:didnt a ton of restaurants start having avocado toast after that article so it was like a self fulling meme? I paid ten bucks for avocado toast at a sushi burrito stand in Toronto later that week, I must admit
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 03:11 |
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I've never eaten avocado toast and I don't want to. Ham and eggs supremacy.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 04:17 |
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Why not just put a little avocado onto toast with ham and eggs
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 04:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjsxmEiTUww&t=66s
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 04:30 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I've never eaten avocado toast and I don't want to. Ham and eggs supremacy. I think that opinion means you're immediately given three houses.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 04:31 |
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https://twitter.com/insaneppltweets/status/1402055857463037954?s=19
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 04:39 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I've never eaten avocado toast and I don't want to. Ham and eggs supremacy. Alright pal we get it you're a homeowner. No need to boast about it
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 05:57 |
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Knormal posted:My main memory of Doug Stanhope is from shortly after he got he Man Show gig and they had him "hosting" a Girls Gone Wild video, and in the ad he shouts at a group of girls to "Show us where babies feed!" Even as a horny teenager at the time it was really offputting, if I was watching a Girls Gone Wild video I really don't want to be also thinking about babies. That’s probably why he said it, the man has nothing but contempt for the “edgy white guy” demographic they were marketing him to at the time. In all seriousness, everyone should watch his bit about helping his mother drink herself to death and committing credit card fraud, it’s genuinely heartwarming. https://youtu.be/utjM5C4bvvM E: I didn’t realize the album is called Beer Hall Putsch, that’s not a good look for anyone involved. EE: ok good he’s vocally anti-Nazi, he’s just the same kind of edge lord this forum was in 2013. Thanks for bearing with me folks Bibliotechno Music has a new favorite as of 07:05 on Jun 8, 2021 |
# ? Jun 8, 2021 06:30 |
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If you haven't tried fresh sliced avocado with a little soy sauce and wasabi (a little wasabi) then you haven't really lived.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 06:58 |
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The avocado toast thing was based on one idiot real estate millionaire extrapolating a whole trend from seeing one overpriced menu item at a fancy-ish restaurant. He was immediately and roundly dunked on all across Twitter. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/15/australian-millionaire-millennials-avocado-toast-house Because we live in the dumbest, most spiteful timeline, boomers continued to run with it anyway.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 07:08 |
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This was also happening when Australia had an avocado crunch and the fruits sold for eight dollarydoos apiece. It was a dumb complaint in any case, but it’s especially silly when and where avocados are much cheaper.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 07:24 |
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Dr Christmas posted:The avocado toast thing was based on one idiot real estate millionaire extrapolating a whole trend from seeing one overpriced menu item at a fancy-ish restaurant. He was immediately and roundly dunked on all across Twitter. If you just stop eating avocado toast you too can become a selfmade millionaire like Tim Gurner quote:And it all began with a humble gym in the Melbourne suburb of Elwood, when Mr Gurner was just 19 years old.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 10:14 |
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Who would've guessed https://twitter.com/TasteOfCountry/status/1402004279657906186?s=19
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 11:42 |
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Mak0rz posted:Alright pal we get it you're a homeowner. No need to boast about it Homeowner nothing, I just don't like avocado when it isn't guac or on a sushi roll.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 11:58 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Homeowner nothing, I just don't like avocado when it isn't guac or on a sushi roll. There are other ways to have avacado?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 12:05 |