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Do you prefer the extended summer thread format?
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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Well that's what I mean, why is the rest of society hosed to hell and back, I somehow doubt the telegraph is even willing to consider that might be a question you could ask in their haste to assert that the lack of rigorous metricization is irreparably damaging children.

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Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

BizarroAzrael posted:

It seems I'm getting my second jab way early, I had my first four weeks ago today and I just got the text to book. Four weeks-ish is the ideal spacing right? I was expecting to wait eleven. Seems like uptake is good as all the spots at the town hall got snapped up, last one vanished when I tried for it.

Hmm I might cancel the 2nd appointment I booked then and just wait until I get asked. I did the booking myself and the earliest was 12 weeks.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Looks like Indy, Guardian and Ny times sites have gone down

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Trickjaw posted:

Looks like Indy, Guardian and Ny times sites have gone down

It's AWS, sites are down all over.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Is there some kind of cyberattack or outage at the moment?

Lot of major sites down including Guardian, NYT, even Amazon UK having problems.

e: ah.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
imgur is down too

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/CouncilCulture/status/1402206526107009030

Self-posting cos where else can I host an image when everything else is down?

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


jfc I'm glad to hear you guys saying that, neither of us here can get on Turnitin, which is a bit of a problem at this exact time of year

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9J-dxEgY4

this, but with the names of other sites and 'Only the UKMT Soldiers On' at the end.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Necrothatcher posted:

Is there some kind of cyberattack or outage at the moment?

Lot of major sites down including Guardian, NYT, even Amazon UK having problems.

e: ah.

Just shows how vulnerable we are!
If I were a t*r*st I would focus entirely on the cyber world, nevermind :blastu: objects.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

e: n/m

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
everything works fine for me if i set my vpn to outside of normal isle (well specifically switzerland haven't experimented further).

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Just shows how vulnerable we are!
If I were a t*r*st I would focus entirely on the cyber world, nevermind :blastu: objects.

I rather go and see some nice sites, if I were a tourist.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
I wonder how many IoT things have poo poo the bed leaving people locked in/out, unable to change their thermostat, or even boil a kettle?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i don't even like having electric windas in my car :manning:

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I wonder how many IoT things have poo poo the bed leaving people locked in/out, unable to change their thermostat, or even boil a kettle?

i wonder this, but entirely separately from today's fuckup.

Equally, it's not really in the interest of the people who have turned them into botnets or crypto mining rigs or whatever remotely for them to stop working, so I'd imagine they tend not to gently caress up randomly too much.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Just shows how vulnerable we are!
If I were a t*r*st I would focus entirely on the cyber world, nevermind :blastu: objects.

I choose to believe you're referring to being a Tsarist.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i liked the windy handle

like you could express your annoyance at having to wind down the window for someone, if the occasion called for it, by pumping that windy handle very angrily and doing a face :mad:

you can't express yourself with a button

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
So that's why easyretro is down. My meeting is ruined :qq:

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
You can always press the button with one hand and mime winding down the window angrily with the other

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I wonder how many IoT things have poo poo the bed leaving people locked in/out, unable to change their thermostat, or even boil a kettle?
There was a power cut and the Virgin cabinet shat it yesterday, but I was still able to boil my gas kettle. :smug:

Unrelated, it's a bit warm today. :sun:

thespaceinvader posted:

Equally, it's not really in the interest of the people who have turned them into botnets or crypto mining rigs or whatever remotely for them to stop working, so I'd imagine they tend not to gently caress up randomly too much.
Bitcoiners gently caress up regardless of whether it's in their interests or not. It's called being a rational objectivist.

forkboy84 posted:

I choose to believe you're referring to being a Tsarist.
If I were a Tsarist I would focus entirely on the cyber world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-80laFIW9k

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Just shows how vulnerable we are!
If I were a t*r*st I would focus entirely on the cyber world, nevermind :blastu: objects.

Just after 9/11 (when the collapsing buildings incidentally knocked big chunks of the internet offline by severing fibres underneath them) a lot of the transit providers got very paranoid about physical cyberattacks and ran round angle-grinding their names off their manhole covers so nobody would know the porn pipes were underneath (because ultimately there's not much stopping someone lifting one and going wild with some bolt cutters (as long as they have enough knowledge to avoid the 600V power lines that run alongside them to power the repeaters).

Two months later, after multiple rather more mundane JCB-related breaks, they realised what this actually meant is that it now took their crews hours on end to find the right manhole to pull up before they could even start fixing them, and ran around Aralditing new nameplates on (you can still see the particularly shiny brass GXN ones all around London, completed the week GXN went bankrupt).

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Since I know there's other academics here, you can check Turnitin's status here

thespaceinvader posted:

i wonder this, but entirely separately from today's fuckup.

Equally, it's not really in the interest of the people who have turned them into botnets or crypto mining rigs or whatever remotely for them to stop working, so I'd imagine they tend not to gently caress up randomly too much.
In fact, it's specifically in their interest to keep them working, unlike the actual service providers who dgaf

Crowdsource your tech support by opening .exe files from unknown e-mail addresses on your smart toaster #lifehacks

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I wonder how many IoT things have poo poo the bed leaving people locked in/out, unable to change their thermostat, or even boil a kettle?

TBH.. gently caress'em

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Aphex- posted:

Hmm I might cancel the 2nd appointment I booked then and just wait until I get asked. I did the booking myself and the earliest was 12 weeks.

Mine was also 12, I cancelled and it went up to 13. So personally I'd just wait, it's only a few weeks extra.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
it was much the same with the old glass fronted fires that had the pokey thing you attached the stick thing to and gave it a good hard pump, for to kindle the fire

if you were annoyed with someone in the living room you could really get your frustration out with that thing

PUMPPUMPPUMPfuckinPUMPPUMPteabegPUMPPUMPinPUMPPUMPfertwosecondsPUMPPUMPmilkyfuckinPUMPPUMPteaPUMPPUMP

and then the fire would WHOOSH up the chimney, there, and you'd gain some primordial satisfaction for seeing it

we've lost all these things to buttons

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
although buttons are better for the elderly and people with mobility issues, i suppose

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

So that's why easyretro is down. My meeting is ruined :qq:

I've an important zoom at 2pm so I wonder if that will be affected (or if they'll have fixed it by then).

Ed: I think normal service is starting to be resumed, just refreshed Graun and Amazon.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Jun 8, 2021

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



crispix posted:

i liked the windy handle

like you could express your annoyance at having to wind down the window for someone, if the occasion called for it, by pumping that windy handle very angrily and doing a face :mad:

you can't express yourself with a button

Winding down is better for expressing annoyance - but for sheer cold 'I am done talking with you' a button press is so much cooler.

really you need both - a winder for putting it down, and a button for putting it up.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Borrovan posted:

Since I know there's other academics here, you can check Turnitin's status here

In fact, it's specifically in their interest to keep them working, unlike the actual service providers who dgaf

Crowdsource your tech support by opening .exe files from unknown e-mail addresses on your smart toaster #lifehacks

Crowdsource your RAID array for scientific data processing by sending them.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

goddamnedtwisto posted:

It's paywalled and as it's the Indy it's not even worth the effort of working round that - what do they claim the problem is? The Home Secretary is responsible for policing - as long as they don't have her on record giving ordering them to do illegal things then there's not any actual legal problem, surely?

The legal position is, like many of our constitutional arrangements, extremely confusing: but there is both some legislation (and some things that aren't quite legislation but would still carry some weight), and some case law, to support the moral position that the police are or should be operationally independent from politicians. That moral principle usually gets expressed as something like "there should be someone or some body which oversees the police, sets their budgets, powers, and priorities, and appoints and dismisses chief constables; but politicians cannot and should not interfere in things like the decision to begin or end an investigation or prosecution, or how to deal with a live incident".

Under this formulation, what she's done is a clear breach of operational independence. She's also doubly out of order because in this case she was apparently trying to direct the Chief Constable of Hertfordshire, who is responsible only to the residents of his police area via the police and crime commissioner. (Unlike the Met Commissioner, who is directly responsible to the Home Secretary.)

It may even come to something if it sufficiently pisses off the libertarian/decentralisation/NIMBY/"keep these Whitehall bureaucrats out of decisions that should be made by the parish council" tendency within the Tories.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Mine has electrics in the front and handles in the back so presumably with a bit of modification to the seat rails I could have my pick.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

crispix posted:

we've lost all these things to buttons
Buttons encourage the sexual urge by taking away opportunities for manual pumping and also by revealing the buttocks rather than wearing big hessian sacks.

Imgur is down so imagine there's a 15th century bishop here who is not very impressed with all the buttons.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

His Divine Shadow posted:

TBH.. gently caress'em

:mad:

I hope your shed loses internet!!!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Fastly error: unknown domain: https://www.theguardian.com.

Details: cache-lcy19221-LCY


Seems to be in and out. Or should that be up and down?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would happily go back to big hessian sacks. Clothes are a tyranny upon the soul and also other parts of the body.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/edgarwright/status/1402033082044235777?s=21

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Seems like the sites are back for me.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Weirdly it seems like the problem isn't actually AWS but another firm, Fastly, who I've literally never heard of. Everyone assumed AWS because the AWS status page was down and bits of the main shop site were broken but it turns out they all use this Fastly thing as well.

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The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

goddamnedtwisto posted:

It's paywalled and as it's the Indy it's not even worth the effort of working round that - what do they claim the problem is? The Home Secretary is responsible for policing - as long as they don't have her on record giving ordering them to do illegal things then there's not any actual legal problem, surely?

Strange it wasn't paywalled when I read it yesterday.

Long and short of the article is the Crown were claiming that there was little to no contact between the Home Secretary and the police dealing with the protests.

It transpires that there was (on the face of it) lots of communication but what was said isn't relevant to the trial.
The judge ruled "it seems like it is quite relevant and should be disclosed to the defence."
What I suspect the next stage will be seeing records where Priti Patel told the Inspector to personally go down there and crack the skulls of all the protesters involved and the Crown will argue that she didn't mean that literally so it's fine.

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