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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I mean, the line goes " This (penis) isn't going to suck itself" but censoring suck like that makes no sense.
It's just out of touch marketing dipshits using the first "edgy" thing that pops into their tiny brains, and just ran with it.


No reason, no deeper meaning, no explanation. just " it sounded cool when we were snorting coke in the bathroom"

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Paladinus posted:

No, thank you, I'm already full.

:(

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Okay so I guess we're doing this now


I'll start the ball rolling



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I would like to know where I can acquire these

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

The Bloop posted:

I would like to know where I can acquire these

you can get them out of a vending machine in japan or you can pay a decent chunk of change on some place like ebay.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/324160678787

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

New Hotline Miami DLC looking good

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I mean, “This gun isn’t going to cock itself” still works, still fits the stupidness of the advertisers, and in a way still fits Duke himself (though he would be way more vulgar for sure).

In short: Jon St. John is still a cool dude.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Tuca and Bertie action figures

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

dialhforhero posted:

I mean, “This gun isn’t going to cock itself” still works, still fits the stupidness of the advertisers, and in a way still fits Duke himself (though he would be way more vulgar for sure).

In short: Jon St. John is still a cool dude.

:hellyeah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EgNN57TsAI

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

One time he renamed his twitter account to Dooky Nooky.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




dialhforhero posted:

I mean, “This gun isn’t going to cock itself” still works, still fits the stupidness of the advertisers, and in a way still fits Duke himself (though he would be way more vulgar for sure).

In short: Jon St. John is still a cool dude.

That's an automatic. It does, in fact, cock itself as part of the firing cycle

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The for reals no fooling logo for DIC Entertainment that Disney used while it owned the company.


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The for reals no fooling logo for DIC Entertainment that Disney used while it owned the company.




i can hear the voice in my head. "deeek"

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHO84rOp8FQ

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Same. I need a saw zaw

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Estate sales are also a great option

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

flavor.flv posted:

That's an automatic. It does, in fact, cock itself as part of the firing cycle

Not for the first round!

Also: *semi

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Field Mousepad posted:

Same. I need a saw zaw

A what now. Lmao

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

END OF AN ERROR posted:

A what now. Lmao
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Milwauk...ds&locale=en-US

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



Right. Sawzall. Not saw zaw

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Same thing for all intensive purposes

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


canyoneer posted:

Same thing for all intensive purposes

https://proofreadmydocument.com.au/...hort%20time%27.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




So another words, it's pretty much the same thing

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Not even going to step foot into this discussion

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

END OF AN ERROR posted:

A what now. Lmao

A handheld saw thingy. I probably spelled it wrong

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Field Mousepad posted:

Same. I need a saw zaw

Yikes

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
A Sawzall, which saws all:


A Saw za, which saws 'za:

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Baron von Eevl posted:

A Sawzall, which saws all:


A Saw za, which saws 'za:




??????

Leon Sumbitches has a new favorite as of 03:52 on Jun 9, 2021

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




I for one find all porpoises intensive

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin




??????

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Muscle chicken speaks to me.

EDIT: Of course Muscle Chicken is series 1 which isn't available anywhere.

Series 5 Tweety Bird rocks, though

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 04:32 on Jun 9, 2021

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Field Mousepad posted:

Same. I need a saw zaw

funniest poo poo I've seen in this thread, thank you for your service

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Muscle chicken speaks to me.

EDIT: Of course Muscle Chicken is series 1 which isn't available anywhere.

Series 5 Tweety Bird rocks, though



Ah the ramen mascot
https://youtu.be/gFwz-SvcBV4

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.




:hmmyes:

Arkannoyed
Oct 31, 2003

If you're dissatisfied, disappear.

Ah, yes: Odenkirk's Icepick. Classic philosophical dilemma.

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
My dad always called them a saw saw

:shrug:

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