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Wait, you can replace the dildo with a sawblade and use it to cut stuff up?????? Huh, I wonder who came up with that idea
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 07:37 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Wait, you can replace the dildo with a sawblade and use it to cut stuff up?????? Huh, I wonder who came up with that idea
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 08:06 |
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Love to atpercentetdollar my guns.
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 10:01 |
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Who's your gunsmith?
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 10:47 |
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If so, he’s a copycat
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 11:50 |
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Absolutely no mention of extending it as far as you can then reeling it all back in at once. Very spurious statistics.
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 12:04 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 12:41 |
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I thought people used micrometers to measure their dicks
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 12:42 |
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no need to worry unless they find the rainbow melons
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 12:52 |
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mobby_6kl posted:I thought people used micrometers to measure their dicks micropenis spotted
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 12:55 |
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biracial bear for uncut posted:micropenis spotted
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 12:57 |
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I measure my penis in nautical miles
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 13:07 |
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You must find referring to it as 1.371 × 10-5 nautical miles long a bit cumbersome?
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 13:18 |
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Lol if you don’t need to climb way up the extragalactic distance ladder to measure your dick.
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 13:20 |
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I like that chat about literal dick measuring has turned into a metaphorical dick measuring contest about who knows the more obscure units of measurement. Y'all see that right? my pee pee is a starbucks grande
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 13:21 |
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(Measures genitals in Kelvin)
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 13:23 |
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I measure my penis in legends of yore.
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 13:27 |
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I measure my penis in public. *ticks house number 27 off my list* well see you later I've got a lot of people to talk to, moving days eh?
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 13:35 |
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I also have genitals and they are definitely functional and I use them all the time for sex with attractive people I am attracted to
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 13:38 |
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Not according to Sesame Workshop you don't
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 13:41 |
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500 good dogs posted:funniest poo poo I've seen in this thread, thank you for your service You assholes know what I meant
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 13:49 |
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Lol if you measure your penis yourself.
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 13:55 |
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:If so, he’s a copycat Hmm, well he did play Keyser Säwzaw.
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 14:00 |
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So which of you is Henry? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENaNB0o_N-g
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 14:00 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:I measure my penis in nautical miles Way, hey, blow the man down
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 14:21 |
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By popular demand posted:So which of you is Henry? We are all Henry
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 14:29 |
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Android Apocalypse posted:(Measures genitals in Kelvin) My dick is −273.15°C. Eh ....... it's 0K
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 14:37 |
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Phy posted:Way, hey, blow the man down
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 14:42 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:My dick is −273.15°C. Eh ....... it's 0K You idiot. You fool. You absolute zero.
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 14:54 |
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I measure my penis not by its physical characteristics, but its accomplishments. It's 27 urmoms or 13 urdads, depending on your preferred metric
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 15:03 |
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Ah. An since "ur" is the metric prefix for 10^-13...
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 15:08 |
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I still can’t believe this gutter sloth just up and typed “saw zaw”. You absolute fuckin inbred homunculus. You unmitigated Habsburg patriarch
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 15:28 |
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Ima go to McDoogles and order me a chickie nuggie Happy Mappy herf a derf serf
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 15:31 |
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Field Mousepad posted:I need a saw zaw No. I’m still not over it. Are you a loving cryptid? Are you the legendary 100% cognition-free diaperbaby dipshit that was spoken of by the old man on the mountain? Please never speak of cutting implements again, you Thing That Should Not Be. Please rest for eternity
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 15:37 |
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I don't know why "saw zaw" is so funny to me but that's what I'm calling them from now on.
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 15:37 |
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got my saw zaw at the yard sard
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 15:37 |
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Mindless posted:got my saw zaw at the yard sard they're great places to pick up saw zaws and wee deeders
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 15:39 |
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I'm from North Carolina we pronounce poo poo weird
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 15:58 |
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People are enjoying it and only pretending to be outraged
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 16:02 |
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PYF Funny Pictures: got my saw zaw and wee deeder at the yard sard
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