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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Lone Goat posted:

who the gently caress is Greg Hamilton?

some rear end in a top hat from ohio that screeches like a gibbering idiot for smackdown.

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/JackEvans711/status/1402683924028047363?s=20
https://twitter.com/JackEvans711/status/1402683926246793217?s=20
https://twitter.com/JackEvans711/status/1402683928402669587?s=20

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Jack chose violence today I see.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Fuckin killem Evans

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Evans from the heavens, indeed.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Edit:beaten

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
TH2 ain't nothing to gently caress with

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
i keep forgetting jack evans is 39

duckdealer
Feb 28, 2011

Good for Jack, Lance is a doofus.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

It's hilarious that these old timer dipshits like Lance conveniently forget about how MMA completely destroyed the perceptions people had for the older styles of wrestling looking "realistic"

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
that’s like the third time I’ve seen a younger wrestler to tell lance to stfu when he acts like that

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

https://twitter.com/IsThisWrestling/status/1402689960080183297

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lone Goat posted:

who the gently caress is Greg Hamilton?

He stands in a ring and yells into a microphone for a living so he pretends he works really hard

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Lance, just go "yeah you know what, Jack, you're right, everyone Jack Evans is right"

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Vince MechMahon posted:

Evans from the heavens, indeed.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Just another great line in the promo Jack's been cutting non-stop since 1999.

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019


wow jack, really immature of you to assume i knew what the words i was saying meant

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

also Jack giving up the business about lockerroom hits is a scoop

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pinche Rudo posted:

It's hilarious that these old timer dipshits like Lance conveniently forget about how MMA completely destroyed the perceptions people had for the older styles of wrestling looking "realistic"

Not just MMA but all entertainment is a lot more flashy and snug. We're not in the days where a middle aged man with a beer gut will stand in place while goons go one at a time throwing haymakers and getting countered easily.

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
Lance realized there was an entire thread

https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1402700376185344002

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/KingSerpentico/status/1402670817423548425?s=20

eat it, Nick from Target

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/1402715022829178880

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Jack Evans takes a sip of coffee, lights a cigarette, and prepares to murder a man on twitter

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

I never imagined the Matt Hardy/Private Party pairing would work out as great as it has

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/TeddyB1980/status/1402603825140273154

https://twitter.com/TeddyB1980/status/1402708105243340800

please click through and enjoy this thread. it's wonderful

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
As a member of that IRC channel, I can confirm all of this without hesitation.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


this is what inspired me to call my college softjazz radio station and request slayer everytime they put callers on the air.

Der-Wreck
Feb 13, 2006
Friday nights are for Wapner!

Slight Right Jack Evans going HARD LEFT

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

coconono posted:

this is what inspired me to call my college softjazz radio station and request slayer everytime they put callers on the air.

Kinda reminds me of the folks who troll cspan mercilessly

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Kinda reminds me of the folks who troll cspan mercilessly

I wasn't nasty about it, I just wanted to hear Jesus Saves.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gonzo McFee posted:

Not just MMA but all entertainment is a lot more flashy and snug. We're not in the days where a middle aged man with a beer gut will stand in place while goons go one at a time throwing haymakers and getting countered easily.
I will not stand for this Bud Spencer disrespect! :colbert:

Memnaelar
Feb 21, 2013

WHO is the goodest girl?

Okay, injuries suck, but that popped me.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


https://twitter.com/sugardunkerton/status/1402733352470335491?s=21

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hm.

Is Lance Storm an idiot?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I love Jack, and I agree with him, but it's still kind of funny seeing him talk about wrestling generations when he's far closer to Storm's generation than the early 20s guys flipping their asses off.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Not just MMA but all entertainment is a lot more flashy and snug. We're not in the days where a middle aged man with a beer gut will stand in place while goons go one at a time throwing haymakers and getting countered easily.
I imagine HDTV also made it a lot harder to pull your punches the way people did in the 80s and 90s.

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


MJeff posted:

Hm.

Is Lance Storm an idiot?

Kind of, but he’s a lovable idiot.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Jack Evans is barely a geriatric millenial

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1402711931048189952

Still being a bit of a fool, but at least that makes sense.

https://twitter.com/starkmanjones/status/1402595448683118596

https://twitter.com/doratles/status/1402538623870717954
More wrestlers should get photo shoots with their pets.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Wazzu posted:

https://twitter.com/doratles/status/1402538623870717954
More wrestlers should get photo shoots with their pets.



Cat's being worked into a shoot.

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


lol

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