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Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
I hope Abadon continues to get better because there's this special tongue-in-cheek kayfabe outside of the ring where everyone's just very unsettled and uneasy being close to Abadon. I love how straight they played the Shida match, she wasn't afraid of Abadon because she was a literal zombie, just a terrifying person.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Please tell me someone has the Ricky Starks reaction shot to Abadon

Edit: found it

Jonny Nox fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Jun 9, 2021

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Did Chuck stay up late and go get McGriddles at Japanese McDonalds? :colbert:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

RealFoxy posted:

I hope Abadon continues to get better because there's this special tongue-in-cheek kayfabe outside of the ring where everyone's just very unsettled and uneasy being close to Abadon. I love how straight they played the Shida match, she wasn't afraid of Abadon because she was a literal zombie, just a terrifying person.
Yeah, commentary typically doesn't address anything mystical or overtly supernatural about her, just that she's extremely hosed up and intimidating. Even JR got in on it when she first showed up: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7ujy6y

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CP53bWonHFK/?utm_medium=copy_link

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Nah, this won't get him over. Him being an unstoppable psychopath that destroys people will never work.

He needs more cucking angles.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

This scumbag

https://twitter.com/OfficialHTM/status/1402676288079368195?s=20

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

loving lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/DaxFTR/status/1402664961340579850

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I mean Jake was definitely doing drugs well before that happened, but the other guitar shots Honky cited didn't have a gimmicked guitar switched out for a real one, so his weird making GBS threads on Jake in 2021 doesn't even make sense.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Jake was a better wrestler, had a better career and is more loved than Honky will ever be. And Jake turned it around.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

sticklefifer posted:

I mean Jake was definitely doing drugs well before that happened, but the other guitar shots Honky cited didn't have a gimmicked guitar switched out for a real one, so his weird making GBS threads on Jake in 2021 doesn't even make sense.

Jake didn't even mention honky in DSOR, this is just petty jealousy

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


IcePhoenix posted:

does anyone have a link to the "honestly whatebaklasjdn Dave Meltzer" post handy so I can show it to a friend

I just came across the original, coincidentally.

Daniel Bryan posted:

Honestly whatvdvabenmeltzter said about Dean Amanda's do flux every telling. Also th where at r wee sees himself as a a superstars in the friend

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Wazzu posted:


More wrestlers should get photo shoots with their pets.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I was hoping the replies would largely be people roasting him for being an rear end in a top hat. Alas

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
Let's be realistic: Jake almost surely attributed his drug addiction to the guitar shot for years so as not to go over how the root of it is his dad making his stepmom molesting him, his dad molesting his sisters, his grief from his sister's presumed murder, etc.

Did Honky Tonk Man himself gently caress up? I dunno. But that guitar was very obviously not gimmicked the way the future guitars would be. (Which makes sense to a degree since it might actually be the first guitar shot in wrestling history?) Jake was clearly expecting something that was scored enough to fall apart as soon as it made contact, but he got brained instead.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

davidbix posted:

Let's be realistic: Jake almost surely attributed his drug addiction to the guitar shot for years so as not to go over how the root of it is his dad making his stepmom molesting him, his dad molesting his sisters, his grief from his sister's presumed murder, etc.

Did Honky Tonk Man himself gently caress up? I dunno. But that guitar was very obviously not gimmicked the way the future guitars would be. (Which makes sense to a degree since it might actually be the first guitar shot in wrestling history?) Jake was clearly expecting something that was scored enough to fall apart as soon as it made contact, but he got brained instead.

I'm just admiring his list of people who were fine after his guitar shot. What a hell of selection to make.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

davidbix posted:

Let's be realistic: Jake almost surely attributed his drug addiction to the guitar shot for years so as not to go over how the root of it is his dad making his stepmom molesting him, his dad molesting his sisters, his grief from his sister's presumed murder, etc.

Did Honky Tonk Man himself gently caress up? I dunno. But that guitar was very obviously not gimmicked the way the future guitars would be. (Which makes sense to a degree since it might actually be the first guitar shot in wrestling history?) Jake was clearly expecting something that was scored enough to fall apart as soon as it made contact, but he got brained instead.

He's claiming it was at least partially gimmicked but who knows.

https://twitter.com/OfficialHTM/status/1402699290003185669?s=19

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/mrgmsi_bcage/status/1402855059436687362?s=21

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wazzu posted:

https://twitter.com/doratles/status/1402538623870717954
More wrestlers should get photo shoots with their pets.
https://twitter.com/Rahi2Cents/status/1402539537444884480
:newlol:

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/pavalon/status/1402702290125918208?s=21

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale



Gotta get that Cezar reply in there:
https://twitter.com/cezarbononi_/status/1402749086156087298?s=21

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


i love all of these handsome goofs

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/AndradeElIdolo/status/1402989043688689673?s=20

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
"You like a x-men rn" is a great thread title

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
When you accidentally run an identity theft scam on your fanbase

https://twitter.com/btsportwwe/status/1403019122707898380

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


BT Sport gonna be recovering a lot of passwords

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I'm not gonna post it obviously but the name thing makes zero sense for me and I highly doubt it does for anyone. Lots of "Smith Garfield" stables.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


What in the world

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Is Alex Riley having a mental breakdown?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




We all enjoyed Owens stomping the gently caress out of him that one time but I guess it was a few stomps too many.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




If someone came up to me and said they were called "the rapping republican" and started busting off verses about covid, I don't care if they look like Alex Riley and will almost certainly kick my rear end, there is no force in the world that could stop me from laughing harder than I ever laughed before.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

If someone came up to me and told me they were the rapping republican I'd tell them it's spelled with one p.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
Is GCW running a show at the showboat that day?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

beggar posted:

Is GCW running a show at the showboat that day?

No this is the Boardwalk Budz convention.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/starkmanjones/status/1403062172322836484

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Gonzo McFee posted:

Is Alex Riley having a mental breakdown?

I don't think he ever hasn't been having a mental breakdown

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Mike is good people

https://twitter.com/RealMikeBennett/status/1402745145930493954?s=20

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Ganso Bomb posted:

I don't think he ever hasn't been having a mental breakdown

Woolie's CAW being more over than him really broke the poor guy

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