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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Last year proved that you can run all the days into one and people just make banana bread.

e: 30 days hath September, April, May, and December; All the rest have ninety-​one, gently caress February.

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Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
The guy who filled in the rest of the calendar should be stabbed.

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

https://twitter.com/WerewolfBeer/status/1402754378365345797?s=19

"Growth journey"and "high performance culture" are crimes worthy of collapsing the entire company, even without the other allegations.

I've never met someone who has met the managing directors of BrewDog who had a good thing to say about them.

They posted this recently



I grew up in this remote town. They were on an industrial estate next to the cricket pitch and the beach. It wasn't a "rough part of town", it was here, next to the carpet man who was either a paedophile or employed paedophiles. I doubt many people could've taken you to their door.

winegums fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Jun 10, 2021

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Looking forward to their new caramel malt IPA Carpet Nonce.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


https://twitter.com/allforthanookie/status/1402891349830033409

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's like a hair's breadth away from being Christian Identity poo poo.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Maybe we should just move the planet a bit so it orbits the sun in a round number. Or I guess spin a bit faster or slower so the days fit in better to the existing year we have. Presumably the nukes would be involved in achieving this which would be putting them to good use for a common goal. Of a tidier calendar.

I am in favor of slowly moving the earth further out, to counter the increasing luminosity of the sun, 500 million years left at most before it becomes too hot advanced life. Not enough.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
eddie munster sure had a confused and fat adolescence

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Is that a Wetherspoons?

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Azza Bamboo posted:

Is that a Wetherspoons?


Great shout - it is! It's the The Raven, Liverpool.

Each Spoons has a unique carpet, and that one belongs to The Raven.

https://wetherspoonscarpets.tumblr.com/post/145049744289/the-raven-72-74-walton-vale-liverpool

Red Oktober fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Jun 10, 2021

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


goddamnedtwisto posted:

the Horniman Museum
Extremely disappointed to learn that something called "the horny man museum" described itself as "family-friendly"

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Apparently we're having a partial solar eclipse at the moment, and I can't help but feel that maybe this should have been mentioned at some point by our fearless media at some point *before* going "Oh yeah there's an eclipse today" just as it started.

(This is of course assuming it's actually a predicted eclipse and god hasn't actually sent a dragon to eat the sun because we've paid no attention whatsoever to the plagues, fires, floods, volcanos, and literal swarms of insects he's been sending recently)
Extremely concerned to discover that it could well have been under this very eclipse that something killed & decapitated a large adult crow in my garden, leaving only a few bloody feathers and the severed head. That's some serious evil omen poo poo.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Red Oktober posted:

Great shout - it is! It's the The Raven, Liverpool.

Each Spoons has a unique carpet, and that one belongs to The Raven.

https://wetherspoonscarpets.tumblr.com/post/145049744289/the-raven-72-74-walton-vale-liverpool

Isn't that the same pub where people posted the fight video the other week where gammon anti-maskers were kicking off?

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Jedit posted:

Isn't that the same pub where people posted the fight video the other week where gammon anti-maskers were kicking off?



Different carpet. Which makes it the Blue Bell, Scunthorpe.

https://www.jdwetherspoon.com/pubs/all-pubs/england/north-lincolnshire/the-blue-bell-inn-scunthorpe

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Apparently we're having a partial solar eclipse at the moment, and I can't help but feel that maybe this should have been mentioned at some point by our fearless media at some point *before* going "Oh yeah there's an eclipse today" just as it started.

(This is of course assuming it's actually a predicted eclipse and god hasn't actually sent a dragon to eat the sun because we've paid no attention whatsoever to the plagues, fires, floods, volcanos, and literal swarms of insects he's been sending recently)

Well as I have been looking at a sky that looks like the lower half of this image all morning.....




I did see the solar eclipse in 1999 and also a lunar eclipse in 2013 I think it was when I was in Egypt. But other than that, I find these things are Obscured by Clouds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16V-wNwlTw0

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
the brewdog pub in shepherds bush would host retro game nights on sundays and it was always fun to try playing smash bros while very hung over thats my brewdog story

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

His Divine Shadow posted:

I am in favor of slowly moving the earth further out, to counter the increasing luminosity of the sun, 500 million years left at most before it becomes too hot advanced life. Not enough.

Won't we have moved back to Mars by then?

source: Ancient Aliens.

:giorgio:

^^
(am sure there's one that looks like him but I can't find it.)

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

bessantj posted:

If someone were to say "I don't think climate change is real because a lot of leftists think it is." or "I don't think COVID-19 came from a lab because Nigel Farage said it did." Is that a logical fallacy? Which one would you consider it to be. I was think Appeal to Spite, but I'm not sure that fits.

Reading this post about argument decorum just reminded me of this tweet I saw yesterday.

https://twitter.com/JustinWhang/status/1402684879104512001?s=20

(Bonus points is that fellow Goon Slowbeef is one of the top replies to it.)

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!






Hahahahaha! Still relevantexist!

Red Oktober fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Jun 10, 2021

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


https://twitter.com/PraxisCast/status/1402947105296109568?s=20

Brand shiny new pod out - I nearly lost it coming to grips with exactly just how loving dumb, wasteful, and stupid UK arms procurement is. I'm only saved by the fact that the at-last end results is so hilarious.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


winegums posted:

I've never met someone who has met the managing directors of BrewDog who had a good thing to say about them.

They posted this recently



I grew up in this remote town. They were on an industrial estate next to the cricket pitch and the beach. It wasn't a "rough part of town", it was here, next to the carpet man who was either a paedophile or employed paedophiles. I doubt many people could've taken you to their door.

Even if it is "the rough part of town" it's Fraserburgh, it's not exactly Castlemilk or Pilton

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

The Question IRL posted:

Reading this post about argument decorum just reminded me of this tweet I saw yesterday.

https://twitter.com/JustinWhang/status/1402684879104512001?s=20

(Bonus points is that fellow Goon Slowbeef is one of the top replies to it.)
Appeal to disgust is a logical fallacy, and has been behind many of our worst bigotries and moral panics.

Not very keen on loving horses though, unlike some people around these parts.

It seems to upset the horses a lot too, so I think we should file it alongside things like fox hunting and the Grand National as things involving horses that should be looked down upon.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

gently caress, that brewdog response. "If you're having trouble with an abusive line manager, speak to your abusive line manager about it. I don't see the problem because we all love the amount of money we're making. Now put your mame on this letter or your loving family starves. Kisses, James (I'm a punk, honestly)"

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
I wonder if the brewdog guys believe their own bullshit, because it would take some cognitive dissonance to earnestly think you're a cool, ethical, rebellious, anti-establishment, no suits here company while using phrases like 'growth journey' (and every other type of management doublespeak you can imagine)

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
Everything about that brewdog response is nauseating and horrible. All the, 'you spoke. We listened.' bollocks, the 'were actually a teensy bit hurt :(' stuff. It's so synthetic and cloying, and this kind of implied threat running throughout it makes it seem genuinely kind of sociopathic.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Also I hate this because most brewdogs are quite nice places to drink, but I guess I sometimes go to spoons too so :shrug:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

The Perfect Element posted:

All the, 'you spoke. We listened.' bollocks,
Perhaps they should simply motivate their staff with a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Someone's dug out their old 'Business for Punks' book, and it's making some interesting reading.

quote:

I love ignoring advice as much as every stupid muppet loves giving it to me. My advice, to those seeking advice, is don’t even bother. Advice is for freaks and clowns. The thing about being driven is you need to know your own way.

quote:

Be a selfish bastard. Seriously, you have to be. If you’re not 110% up for it, no one else is going to give a drat.

quote:

The biggest mistake you can make is actually caring what people think. To hell with opinions, conventions and consequences. It is all just a game.

quote:

Put your conscience and morals in a drawer, lock it, throw away the key and join the revolution. Because at a certain point you’ll have to do things you know you shouldn’t.

quote:

To grow a business you have to forget all about being reasonable. You need to thrive on being unreasonable and then have the skills to hammer your position home. You need to look after the interests of your team and business and only those interests. On many occasions you are going to have to be ruthless, brutal, cold-blooded and cynical. This is OK. As long as it is done for the long-term good of what you are trying to achieve. Think of it as a lioness eating one of her cubs to ensure the others survive. Sometimes you will have to murder your darlings.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


ThomasPaine posted:

I wonder if the brewdog guys believe their own bullshit, because it would take some cognitive dissonance to earnestly think you're a cool, ethical, rebellious, anti-establishment, no suits here company while using phrases like 'growth journey' (and every other type of management doublespeak you can imagine)
It reeks so hard of techbro hipster bullshit that I reckon yeah they believe every word of it, what'd best for them is best for everyone & they are a priori ethical innovators, it's like the haters haven't even smelled their farts

Remember when Elon Musk announced that he was a socialist because socialists want what's best for everybody & what's best for everybody is no unions, more money for Elon Musk, gently caress everyone else? Getting extremely those vibes

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

Maybe it's time for Biden to take full advantage of the fact that the UK's nuclear deterrent is not independent.

I mean, my understanding is that it is in the sense that if we wanted to glass Washington DC tomorrow we could do that. The lack of independence is more that we rely on the US for warhead maintenance, so if we wanted to glass DC 5 years from now that might be more difficult - but if it came down to it and we did ever go full Juche I suspect we could develop the ability.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Brilliant news that the terf court of terf island has decides that lovely terfs are the real victims of oppression.

Why do we even have a legal system again?

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



feedmegin posted:

I mean, my understanding is that it is in the sense that if we wanted to glass Washington DC tomorrow we could do that. The lack of independence is more that we rely on the US for warhead maintenance, so if we wanted to glass DC 5 years from now that might be more difficult - but if it came down to it and we did ever go full Juche I suspect we could develop the ability.

My understanding is that coordinates in the USA can't even be programmed into the system.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


OwlFancier posted:

Why do we even have a legal system again?
Protect property rights, preserve existing power structures

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Red Oktober posted:

Someone's dug out their old 'Business for Punks' book, and it's making some interesting reading.
Let me guess, mid 2010s, around the peak of all that "Enjoy the Decline" and "Curse of the High IQ" poo poo where being an abrasive rear end in a top hat went from being a Tucker Max/Maddox style gimmick to actual career advice by people who bought into the surface uncritically, before the world saw that that just gets you Donald Trump?

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Borrovan posted:

It reeks so hard of techbro hipster bullshit that I reckon yeah they believe every word of it, what'd best for them is best for everyone & they are a priori ethical innovators, it's like the haters haven't even smelled their farts

Remember when Elon Musk announced that he was a socialist because socialists want what's best for everybody & what's best for everybody is no unions, more money for Elon Musk, gently caress everyone else? Getting extremely those vibes

100% they’ve decided what is best for them is clearly best for everyone. Also, lol I didn’t know this because I never go to BrewDog places:

https://twitter.com/mikef2345/status/1402859704942989314?s=21

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Guavanaut posted:

Let me guess, mid 2010s, around the peak of all that "Enjoy the Decline" and "Curse of the High IQ" poo poo where being an abrasive rear end in a top hat went from being a Tucker Max/Maddox style gimmick to actual career advice by people who bought into the surface uncritically, before the world saw that that just gets you Donald Trump?

I used to love Maddox then realised quite a few of my pals weren't enjoying it quite as ironically as they thought they were and yeah...

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Guavanaut posted:

Let me guess, mid 2010s, around the peak of all that "Enjoy the Decline" and "Curse of the High IQ" poo poo where being an abrasive rear end in a top hat went from being a Tucker Max/Maddox style gimmick to actual career advice by people who bought into the surface uncritically, before the world saw that that just gets you Donald Trump?

Very good, published 2015!

I don't know who would actually have bought a copy given the amount of times Matt tweeted out a link to a free PDF with "I hope my publisher doesn't see this! :wink:" attached.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Red Oktober posted:

My understanding is that coordinates in the USA can't even be programmed into the system.

i’m not even sure the U.K. could fire them independently either

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Jel Shaker posted:

i’m not even sure the U.K. could fire them independently either

I mean, if you think there's a US officer on every one of our nuclear subs who needs to give the ok for us to launch, I think you're going to need to provide a cite for that. As for not being able to target the US, well, we did nearly accidentally bomb the place already - and given we were aiming for a missile range in the US there, I doubt there's some kind of absolute lockout. Maybe a Clippy-style 'It looks like you're trying to obliterate the capital of the United States, are you sure about this Y/N' thing?

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Jun 10, 2021

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Well as I have been looking at a sky that looks like the lower half of this image all morning.....




I've been reading Bill Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything and he describes the ultimate instance of this where a chap called https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Le_Gentil travelled to India to observe Venus transiting across the sun. Every 120 years or so this happens twice, just eight years apart. In Le Gentil's case it was predicted to happen in 1761 and 1769. He left Paris in March 1760, failed to make it to India in time because of the Seven Years' War between France and Britain, and got blown off course before he could get to land somewhere else and so obviously couldn't do any proper observations from a moving ship.

When he eventually made it to India he built a small observatory before the next transit of the pair would occur in 1769. When it did it became cloudy and he couldn't observe anything. He then decided to head back to France and when he finally arrived back there in October 1771, found that he had been declared dead, his wife had remarried, and his relatives had "enthusiastically plundered his estate".

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
As terrible as brewdog are, their Nanny State and Punk AF (alcohol free) beers are almost indistinguishable from the real thing.

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