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I am upset in a new and exciting way by the uniformly cubed and seared blocks.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I love when he uses a paint scraper to chisel the pizza I particularly like, not just how poorly it cuts the pizza, but also the last "slice" he does it basically breaks the cracker-crust dough of that slice in half and how it flings poo poo everywhere, including on the counter  I also enjoy how the oven's frame is literally taped together (I'm assuming they used the tape in the above picture as well) 
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Jun 9, 2021 02:25
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If our Mestre went to pizza teachers college in Rome then he'd be forgiven his use of spackle knives. Its how they cut pizza over there. Italians are the original pizza savages and should never be free of blame for what the mestres around the globe are getting up to.
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Jun 9, 2021 02:31
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Randomly remembered this song and it seems thread relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDi3xBmYY4E From a five track EP, their other pizza music
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Jun 9, 2021 07:15
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flesh dance posted:A high point for me was finally looking up the portuguese>english translation of "mestre" just now teacher lmao it's perfect "Mestre" meaning teacher is pretty old-timey and outdated, so he's most definetely a master.
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Jun 9, 2021 12:33
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Cumza.
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Jun 9, 2021 13:05
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now that you have defeated the Mestre, you will journey to Japan to face the ピザの先生.
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Jun 9, 2021 13:40
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The Student has become the Mestre
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Jun 9, 2021 13:59
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mestre with the best, diet like the rest
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Jun 9, 2021 13:59
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what else is in the teaches of pizzches?
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Jun 9, 2021 15:54
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Stink Terios posted:"Mestre" meaning teacher is pretty old-timey and outdated, so he's most definetely a master. Master? That guy is definitely a PhD (phizza doctor)
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Jun 9, 2021 16:17
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This was actually great, but suspect might horrify some...it's a full Scottish breakfast on a pizza! With haggis, black pudding, bacon and an egg.
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Jun 9, 2021 16:24
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Nice, I'm guessing that pork that is 0% cooked is the "bacon"?
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Jun 9, 2021 16:52
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Nice, I'm guessing that pork that is 0% cooked is the "bacon"? It's cooked, just not til its crispy - but doesn't look very cooked in the pic for sure
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Jun 9, 2021 17:10
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Isn't bacon in the UK a different cut than bacon in the US?
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its all nice on rice posted:Isn't bacon in the UK a different cut than bacon in the US? yeah, what they call bacon in the UK is not the same as in the US. 
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Jun 9, 2021 17:15
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That's just gammon
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Jun 9, 2021 18:03
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Well I decided for lunch I wanted something terrible so I made this.  Trip report: before you get to the hot dog it tastes like terrible middle school pizza. Once you get to the hot dog it tastes like terrible middle school pizza and a hot dog. The flavors do not work together and compete on your tongue for which is worse. The pepperoni does mildly mask the attrocity in your mouth. Rated 2 catupiry bottles out of 10. Do not recommend. I doubt it counts as a new one but just in case I'm throwing in the gang tag quote. Aardvark! posted:to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons _____! fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jun 9, 2021 |
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Jun 9, 2021 20:23
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_____! posted:Well I decided for lunch I wanted something terrible so I made this. Did you sauce it and toast the bun? To me it looks like a state fair snack you'd get and go "eh that was ok"
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T+1.5 hours: I just burped. Dropping the rating to 1 out of 6 green olives. , PokeJoe posted:Did you sauce it and toast the bun? To me it looks like a state fair snack you'd get and go "eh that was ok" Marinara and some pizza sauce most definitely. I figured it would burn if I toasted the bun ahead. Again though I don't think anything would have helped short of serving it next to one of the many Brazilian specialties posted here. Also I fixed the image so you can see mine now. It's almost identical to the original. _____! fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Jun 9, 2021 |
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Jun 9, 2021 21:02
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_____! posted:Well I decided for lunch I wanted something terrible so I made this. Lol thanks for taking one for the team. Here’s something to make us all horny: https://i.imgur.com/heovDex.gifv
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Jun 10, 2021 00:41
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_____! posted:Well I decided for lunch I wanted something terrible so I made this. I thought I was in the Costco thread and thought the food court employees were starting to let you order whatever the gently caress you wanted. Got me too excited to throw a chicken bake into that too!
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Jun 10, 2021 00:42
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schreibs posted:I thought I was in the Costco thread and thought the food court employees were starting to let you order whatever the gently caress you wanted. Got me too excited to throw a chicken bake into that too! no pizza rules.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:49
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No Gods, no Mestres
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:No Gods, no Mestres lmao there's a candidate for thread subtitle.
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uber_stoat posted:lmao there's a candidate for thread subtitle.
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uber_stoat posted:lmao there's a candidate for thread subtitle.
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Jun 10, 2021 13:18
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PokeJoe posted:i love the moment he puts the trash in the oven and throws up a peace sign I think he's indicating "two minutes" but in a way intended to be very 
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Jun 10, 2021 13:34
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:No Gods, no Mestres lol
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:No Gods, no Mestres 
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Jun 10, 2021 14:06
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not worth it but you get it
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Jun 10, 2021 14:42
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Cartoon Man posted:
Oh my god yes
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Jun 10, 2021 15:16
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This looks delicious assuming the floppy stuff is gyro meat and not bacon. What is put on after?
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Jun 10, 2021 15:17
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Armitag3 posted:Gave it a shot! I'm late to the party but I'm crying in awe
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Aardvark! posted:to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons  I offer up some organic Tombstone pizzas growing in their natural habitat
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There was a Brazilian goon fielding questions in this thread a while ago. I think of he can road trip going to and meeting mestre da Pizza he should be made an IK of this thread.
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Jun 10, 2021 16:17
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pro starcraft loser posted:This looks delicious assuming the floppy stuff is gyro meat and not bacon. Looks like lamb doner, is that gyro meat?
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WonkyBob posted:Looks like lamb doner, is that gyro meat? That setup is extremely British so probably
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Victis posted:That setup is extremely British so probably I paused it and searched for the name on his shirt, it's in Wales, https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g1472999-d12607690-Reviews-Pasha_Takeaway-Tregaron_Ceredigion_Wales.html. Only a 6 hour drive from where I live... Tempting.
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criminal https://twitter.com/angacevedo15/status/1402999157489508357?s=20
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