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Jim makes Dwight feel small and worthless with his cruel words and lack of respect causing Dwight to feel sad.
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Jim hires Dwight's favorite porn star to seduce him, only to swoop in and steal her at the last minute. They gently caress on Dwight's desk while he watches.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:51
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Jim puts out his hand for a high five, but yanks it away right before Dwight can make contact. "Too slow!" he says jubilantly.
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Jun 10, 2021 01:27
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mind the walrus posted:Jim hires Dwight's favorite porn star to seduce him, only to swoop in and steal her at the last minute. They gently caress on Dwight's desk while he watches. Dwight watches, bemused. He didn't realize his sales rival was also into the Octomom.
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Jun 10, 2021 01:36
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Dignity Van Houten posted:Dwight watches, bemused. He didn't realize his sales rival was also into the Octomom. Pam sighs and searches her phone for Roys number.
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Jun 10, 2021 01:58
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Jim hires a marching band to follow Dwight around for a week straight, playing a medley of memorable songs. Dwight isn't especially bothered by it, until he gets terrible news at a doctor's appointment and the band performs "Louie Louie" for 17 minutes while Dwight and his doctor discuss treatment options.
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Jun 10, 2021 14:09
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jim will only speak to dwight in an exaggerated and offensive caricature of what he considers to be an Indian accent. everyone else in the office finds this hilarious, despite the obvious bigotry inherent in jim's behaviour
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Jun 10, 2021 14:24
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A 9-year-old Jim beats up Dwight and steals his lunch money. Dwight reports it to Michael, who just laughs at the adult man who got beat up by a child. Jim destroys his de-aging technology and dooms mankind to the horrors of aging and mortality, having never put this miracle to any better use than a simple prank.
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Jun 10, 2021 14:33
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Dwight receives a letter informing his that he has won a writing contest and that his short story, "Of Beets and Broken Hearts", is to be published in a new collection of romance stories. An overjoyed Dwight tells the office the good news, prompting a vengeful Jim to ask "Oh, what do you know about love? Seems like somebody else here has a romance story everybody loves." At this point, Meredith says that she's sick and tired of Jim and Pam, their wedding was self-indulgent bullshit and they act like they're the first two people to fall in love. Meredith then notes that Roy is "doing a whole lot better once he rid himself of Pam" and that Jim's old girlfriend, Katy, changed her name to Amy Adams and is now a huge movie star since she dumped Jim years ago. Jim and Pam are floored and ask if everybody else feels the same way. The entire office raises their hands and agrees. Pam is crying and Jim, fuming with rage, starts pounding his head against his desk. Dwight tells them to calm down, but Jim keeps beating his head against his desk faster and faster, and now blood is pooling all around him and splashing up with every pound. Pam is a complete mess, having fallen to the floor in a sobbing mess. Oscar tries to comfort her but she pushes him away violently. Jim then abruptly stops, stands up, and runs head first into the conference room windows, shattering the glass. He takes a broken piece of glass and slices his own throat with it, saying "You people don't know a drat thing about love!" while he does. Pam has stopped moving completely and Dwight, to his horror, discovers that she's stopped breathing, seemingly at the moment Jim passed away. Both Jim and Pam are dead and no explanation is ever discovered for their psychotic behavior. That night, Dwight rereads the letter and realizes it's from "Hal-Pert Publishing" and that the person he was supposed to contact was "PeePee PooPoo". Dwight tosses away the letter, frustrated that Jim's final prank will always be his last memory of Jim. Meanwhile, in New York City, PeePee PooPoo waits by the phone for Dwight's call, eager to get in contact with a fresh new voice in the world of romance publishing.
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Jun 10, 2021 14:51
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While Angela is on vacation, Jim sends Dwight a ransom letter telling him that she’s been kidnapped. Dwight tries to contact the police, but makes the mistake of mentioning the fact within Jim’s earshot. The next day Dwight gets a toe in the mail with a warning that they’ll do more harm to Angela if he tries to get the authorities involved again. Dwight is a nervous wreck. Jim extorts him for thousands and thousands of dollars. Next week, Angela swans into the office, refreshed from her vacation and completely oblivious to the kidnapping drama. A tearful Dwight rushes over to hug her, peppering Angela with questions about the kidnapping and how she escaped. Angela of course has no idea what’s going on and becomes indignant at Dwight’s public display of emotion. Jim and Pam can’t keep a straight face any more. They burst out laughing and reveal the whole prank. “The toe was actually Pam’s idea,” Jim reveals in the talking head clip. Cut to Pam talking head. She raises her foot to the camera to show off the stump of her severed toe. She can barely keep herself from cracking up. Cut to Dwight talking head. He looks stoically into the camera for a few moments but when he opens his moth to speak he breaks down into a fit of sobbing and shuddering that continues for a full forty seconds before cutting away.
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Jun 10, 2021 15:39
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Jim comes to work dressed as a dementor from the Harry Potter series and tries to kiss Dwight.
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Jun 10, 2021 16:24
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Dwight mugs the camera, following psychic enslavement by Jim
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Jun 10, 2021 16:25
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Jim creates a freeze ray and uses it to turn Dwight's lunch (a hot bowl of beet soup) into a block of ice. When Dwight complains, Jim freezes his hands and smashes them with a claw hammer. The handless and soupless Dwight screams in pain as Jim mugs for the camera.
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Jun 10, 2021 17:22
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Jim transplants his brain into a gorilla and, unknown to Dwight, takes up residence at the Scranton Zoo. Dwight takes his nephew, Beans, to the zoo and is disturbed when the gorilla looks at him, smugly.
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Jun 10, 2021 17:36
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jim runs up and kicks dwight in the balls from behind
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Jun 10, 2021 17:39
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Jim takes his summer holiday in Germany, visiting a number of libraries and archives while he is there. Six weeks later, Dwight is arrested in the break room by a team of Israeli commandos.
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Jun 10, 2021 17:47
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Jim joins forces with Dwight's other enemies and creates the Dwight Revenge Squad. Gorfulax the Ravenous, who Dwight bested in a game of wits to save the Earth, demands that Jim reveal his ultimate prank to finish Dwight. Jim tells him to relax for a moment and leads the room in a trust building exercise. The group gets along well, even the Anti-Dwight (a bizarre version of Dwight from a parallel universe) and The Queen of Spiders (whose plan to devour half of humanity was stopped by Dwight) seem to be getting along swimmingly. Mechano Mouth, a giant robot designed only to eat, suggests that they gang up on Dwight quickly and end things before he realizes they've joined forced. Mor-Jack the Molten Man, King of the Sun, concurs. He absent-mindedly rubs his containment suit in the spot where Dwight's mighty blade had punctured it in their last duel. Jim leads everyone into the massive teleportation room (really more of an auditorium to accommodate Mechano Mouth and The Living Phone (the physical manifestation of every phone call ever made) and says he'll pull the switch to teleport everyone to the farm. Instead, when he pulls the switch the entire Dwight Revenge Squad is assaulted with lasers, poisonous gases, acid, and explosions. Jim stands among the dead and smiles smugly to the camera he installed to film it all. He is Dwight's true rival, Dwight's only enemy. He is opposite side of the coin to Dwight, far more than Anti-Dwight could ever hope to be. Jim begins the long process of cleaning up, for he has his ultimate prank planned for the next day. The next day, Jim says "Good morning there, MIKE!" instead of Dwight, then smiles smugly at the camera.
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Jun 10, 2021 17:59
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Dwight pops the top of a soda can and is blasted in the face by a loud, smelly fart. Jim explains to confession cam that his buddy at the soda cannery let him fill a bunch of cans with his pressurized farts. Jim subsequently arranged for the cans to be placed in the break room vending machine. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital.
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Jun 10, 2021 18:09
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Jim deliberately causes himself to become diabetic so he can "infect Dwight with diabetes" by mixing his diabetic blood in with Dwight's morning coffee. Throughout the course of the prank, Pam tries to explain to Jim that's not how diabetes works, but Jim just shouts for her to bring him a another bulk bag of Skittles. Weeks later, Dwight sips his coffee and grimaces. An obese Jim mugs the camera. The camera refocuses on Pam glowering at Jim's back from the reception desk.
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Jun 10, 2021 18:13
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Dwight comes home after another long day of dealing with that jackass at work. He cracks open a beer, but notices that it isn't cold. Did somebody change the fridge temperature? Shaking his head at such musings, Dwight turns on the light to his rec room, but the bulb is burned out. Strange, Dwight could have sworn that he just changed it. Settling onto the couch for a quiet night at home with himself, Dwight turns on the TV. It is deafeningly loud; somehow the volume has been turned all the way up. That's very strange, thinks Dwight, I wonder if Jim -- At that moment, Dwight's thumb depresses the volume down button on his remote, triggering the detonator inside a pound of C4 explosive hidden just below the couch cushion. Pieces of Dwight's body rain from the stratosphere.
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Jun 10, 2021 18:25
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Jim punches Dwight in the back of the head with giant foam novelty fists, only to find that Dwight has replaced himself with a dummy. "Too slow, Jim" comes a voice from behind him, and Jim turns around to find Dwight dressed in a ninja suit. Jim throws another foamy punch but Dwight easily blocks it and then uses his tonfas to subdue Jim. Content, Dwight returns to his work, only to feel a sharp pain in his neck. He moves his hand there and finds a dart embedded in his skin. "No, Dwight. I was just a puppet for Master Arago, the Demon Sovereign. Jim never existed." Jim fades away to non-existence and a massive armored figure bursts from the floor, surrounded by smoke and flame. It removes its ornate helmet, revealing Jim. "Die, Dwight! I finally forced you to reveal your true identity, and now the Demon Clan conquers Earth! " laughs Arago as he mugs for the camera.
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Jun 10, 2021 18:28
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In an act of kindness, Jim hires an escort for Dwight, and casually mentions to her that he's really into handjobs. Unbeknownst to either of them, Jim switched out her regular lotion for one that's spiked with Carolina reaper capsaicin. Jim mugs for the camera as Dwight's screams travel from Schrute Farms to the Dunder Mifflin offices.
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Jun 10, 2021 18:36
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Jim starts spoiling every movie, TV show, and book he can think of in order to ruin the experience for Dwight. Dwight announces that he doesn't care, he already knows all of those stories. Jim leans in close and whispers in Dwight's ear the exact time and cause of his death, then smiles smugly at the camera while Dwight turns white as a sheet, somehow knowing that Jim told the complete truth.
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Jun 10, 2021 19:22
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jim condenses dwight's stapler into a singularity mose is shot by police
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Jun 10, 2021 19:25
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Jim casually mentions that approximately 20% of the population can't smell cyanide. Dwight spends the next six months drinking only from sealed bottles.
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Jun 10, 2021 19:31
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Jim jacks off into a Gatorade bottle every day for weeks until the bottle is full, then hucks it at Dwight in the parking lot. Michael hears about the event and forbids Dwight to come near him because he believes getting splashed with semen “turned Dwight gay.” Oscar scowls over the top of his cubicle.
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Jun 11, 2021 02:17
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Jim poisons the coffee, but is foiled by a fax from Future Dwight, warning Dwight of the prank.
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Jun 11, 2021 02:19
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Jim dresses up as Santa Claus even though it’s July, prompting Michael to declare “Christmas in July” and order the entire office to throw an impromptu Christmas party, inconveniencing everyone and wasting valuable hours of Dwight’s time he could have spent making sales.
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Jun 11, 2021 02:29
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Jim starts calling Dwight "Balloon Boy." Dwight scoffs and ignores Jim's childish behavior. Later that morning, Dwight is ambushed just as he unzips his fly to pee in the urinal. Jim, who had been wearing an expertly crafted urinal disguise, lunges at Dwight and clamps his lips firmly around Dwight's penis. Before Dwight can react, Jim blows as hard as he can into Dwight's urethra, causing Dwight's balls to inflate like balloons before bursting in a gory splatter. Dwight falls to the ground, clutching his exploded balls and screaming in pain as Jim stands over him. "Catch you later, Balloon Boy," says Jim. He pauses to wink at the camera, then exists the restroom, still dressed in his urinal costume.
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Jun 11, 2021 03:40
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Each day, Jim replaces Dwight’s desk and everything on it with an identical copy that is .5cm smaller than the one before. Dwight comes into work a few months later and squats over a desk that would fit in a dollhouse. The tiny phone rings. “Hello, Dwight Schrute,” he answers, pinching the phone between his thumb and forefinger. A tiny voice squeaks from the other end of the phone and Dwight strains to hear. Jim mugs at the camera.
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Jun 11, 2021 13:04
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Jim places Dwight in a cauldron full of boiling water, and Dwight immediately jumps out, much to Jim’s chagrin. He later places Dwight in a cauldron with room temperature water in it, and turns on the heat so it warms up gradually. Dwight is slowly boiled alive, never noticing the rising temperature, and Jim makes a dumb smirk.
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Jun 11, 2021 13:13
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Jim fills Dwight’s phone with urine so that when he answers the phone, pee gets in his ear.
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Jun 11, 2021 13:19
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Jim cracks open a bottle of beer at work, causing Dwight to go to Toby. Jim then explains that it's non-alcoholic beer, so he's allowed to drink it. Toby confirms this fact and tells Dwight that Jim is allowed to drink them, although he's not sure why anyone would drink non-alcoholic beer. Jim downs 30 non-alcoholic beers over the course of a day, leaving the bottles all over the floor and constantly belching as he quickly downs the beers. Over the course of the next month, Jim shows signs of physical and mental deterioration consistent with alcoholism, but Toby keeps checking the beers and confirming that they're non-alcoholic. Jim weighs close to 300 lbs now, with a sagging gut that hangs over his belt. He's replaced his dress shirt with a T-shirt that says "NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER ME", and he's constantly red and sweating. He slurs his words and will randomly fall asleep at work. Dwight continues to voice his concern, to no avail, eventually reaching out to get Jim an intervention for his addiction. Jim lashes out in pain and anger, saying there's nothing wrong with a man "enjoying a non-alcoholic beer at home, at the office, or in the car". Dwight starts crying, saying that he just cares about his friend and he's worried something is wrong. Pam left Jim a week ago, Michael is talking about suspending him, and Jim's health is getting worse and worse every day. Jim starts crying and hugs Dwight, saying he's sorry and that he's glad he has a friend like Dwight. He admits he's been living in his car for a week and Dwight, out of the kindness of his heart, offers to let Jim stay with him until he gets clean. Jim takes the offer and says he'll move in tonight. Dwight heads home to set up his spare bedroom. Meanwhile, Jim and Toby meet up and shake hands. Toby peels the label off the "Non-alcoholic" beer, showing it was actually alcoholic the whole time. They both laugh and explain that they got exactly what they wanted - Jim's marriage was destroyed and now Toby has a chance with Pam. And Jim is homeless and now he gets to live with Dwight and prank him constantly. They both smile for the camera and share a beer. Jim starts coughing and turns beet red.
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Jun 11, 2021 13:20
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Jim lets a wasp sting him on the eye on purpose just so that he can show up at work with a grotesquely swollen eye and pretend like nothing’s wrong when Dwight asks about it.
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Jun 11, 2021 13:26
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Jim turns off the water to the toilets in the office men's room so he can secretly drink Dwight's piss, cause he's a hosed up smirking weirdo. His perverted mind interprets this as an awesome prank.
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Jun 11, 2021 13:32
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Jimmy Kimmel walks out of the studio after a show to discover his car has been gift-wrapped. He finally gets one of the doors open and hundreds of Christmas baubles spill out. Jim snickers from the bushes. Dwight happens upon the scene on his way back from the grocery store. He’s so shocked he drops the bags on the ground. “Y-you’re pranking him??” Tears well up in Dwight’s eyes. “This is just a little fun, Dwight! Jimmy Kimmel means nothing to me!” Jim reaches out to touch Dwight but Dwight pulls away. “Don’t touch me!” Dwight runs off, sobbing. Jim mugs the camera.
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Jun 11, 2021 13:32
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Jim starts complaining about how "unfair" the dating world is and how every girl is "just looking for a Chad". When Dwight motions towards Pam, Jim says he has no idea who she is, and Pam turns into a pile of dust. Dwight is rightfully terrified and Jim mugs for the camera while saying that it's so hard to be an incel.
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Jun 11, 2021 13:42
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Jim Halpert legally changes his name to "Dwight Shrute." Dwight is mortified at now being "legally recognized as equal to [his] inferiors." Jim smirks and continues to act perfectly normal, as the old Jim. But when Pam gets new leads calling into the office, asking to speak to "Dwight Shrute," she transfers them over to the new "Dwight", (Jim), who she claims has "alphabetical priority". Dwight cannot refute this logic, and accepts it grudgingly. Dwight then notices that "Dwight" Jim starts answering phones, "Dwight Shrute, the worst salesman at Dunder Mifflin!" Dwight considers suing for slander, but Michael convinces him that such a suit would be "double identity, you can't be sued twice for the same name." But things come to head when Angela files divorce papers, crying that "God frowns on women who engage in polygamy twice!" Dwight mugs the camera.
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Dwight has done it. The ultimate prank. He takes the machine and activates it, and now all the office is Dwight. No more pranks. No more Jim. No more anyone but Dwight, working hard, making tons of sales and tending to his beet farm. Finally, peace has come to Dunder Mifflin at last. Also now he's finally Regional Manager, Assistant Regional Manager AND Assistant to the Regional Manager all at once. A dream fulfilled. In the void of consciousness, Jim thinks of smirking as he realizes that all the Dwights are now connected by a hivemind. He slowly reaches out and begins copying his consciousness to the Dwight clones. All is going according to plan.
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