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lih: May 15, 2013; Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.

death stranding expanded ps5 version has been rumoured for quite a while now, "director's cut" is signifying there's going to be some significant new content (as was rumoured). i'd be shocked if it doesn't come to pc too, even if there's a delay there.

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 13:26

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

stev posted:

This is the best thing so far

wrong, metal slug tactics

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:19

Dr Kool-AIDS: Mar 26, 2004

Comrade Fakename posted:

Jeff Goldblum is the one human in the world I most want to be.

I would pick someone younger.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:19

Caidin: Oct 29, 2011

treat posted:

Jeff Goldblum dinosaur dating sim please

Didn't they announce one of those last year? Admittedly Jeff Goldbloom probably wasn't in it.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:20

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

there's going to be a demo of Sable next week during Steam Next Fest btw. i assume it'll be a similar vertical slice to the gameplay IGN showed earlier this week

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:20

ErrEff: Feb 13, 2012

Babe Magnet posted:

make a Jurassic Park game like Mad Max where an asteroid hits the planet and all of the dinosaurs held in bunkers underground survive and repopulate the planet alongside survivor humans

Okay, I like this pitch and give you 50 imaginary million dollars to make it.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:20

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

treat posted:

Jeff Goldblum dinosaur dating sim please

Would this be a game where you are Jeff Goldblum dating dinosaurs or where you are one of many dinosaurs fighting for the favor of Jeff Goldblum

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:20

Orange Crush Rush: May 7, 2009; You don't need thumbs for revenge

ErrEff posted:

An open world Jurassic Park game? Um.... okay? I guess. We kinda have tons of games with dinosaurs now, this isn't special anymore like it was 25 years ago.

Oh, it's just a sequel to the Evolution park management games.

Ever think about how Capcom made about the best Jurassic Park game ever in the form of Dino Crisis and then never really did anything with that franchise

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:20

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

treat posted:

Jeff Goldblum dinosaur dating sim please

hatoful boyfriend prequel

ErrEff posted:

Okay, I like this pitch and give you 50 imaginary million dollars to make it.

i'm making the wiki right now

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:20

fadam: Apr 23, 2008

This game could be cool but this is really bad lol

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:21

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

dear god this is awful

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:21

grieving for Gandalf: Apr 22, 2008

that lady's live performance wasn't good. I liked the backing music

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:21

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

I think this is the video game show that really solidifies the idea that I am an old man and I don't understand anything anymore.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:21

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

drat, video games

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:22

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

when when when when when when when YOUR SOUNDCARD WORKS PERFECTLY

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:22

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

fadam posted:

This game could be cool but this is really bad lol

it's a performance that doesn't really make sense

although i guess it makes some sense in a COVID way, that it'd be easier to have a solo artist performing

(except they're having weezer on later)

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:22

Caidin: Oct 29, 2011

Okay, that was a game and not just a music video?

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:22

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Nobody gives a poo poo about live songs show trailers.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:22

ErrEff: Feb 13, 2012

El Jebus posted:

I think this is the video game show that really solidifies the idea that I am an old man and I don't understand anything anymore.

We're all feeling this right now.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:22

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

I have played the Russian version of Lost Ark, this game is loving amazing. Holy poo poo, I am so happy to see this finally coming to America.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:22

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

hey, Lost Ark

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:23

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

drat, he really just hit all the major buzzwords, didn't he?

ErrEff posted:

We're all feeling this right now.

Glad to hear I am not alone.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:23

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

Groovelord Neato posted:

Nobody gives a poo poo about live songs show trailers.

i might give a poo poo if the song didn't sound like someone strangling a kitten

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:23

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Caidin posted:

Okay, that was a game and not just a music video?

yeah. it's a Mobius-inspired Breath of the Wild style game. no combat but there is exploration and puzzles. and of course all that free climbing and gliding

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:23

Comrade Fakename: Feb 13, 2012

Lol did Amazon de-racistify their MMO? Or is this a different game?

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:23

treat: Jul 24, 2008; by the sex ghost

raditts posted:

Would this be a game where you are Jeff Goldblum dating dinosaurs or where you are one of many dinosaurs fighting for the favor of Jeff Goldblum

a game about jeff coming to terms with dating someone with herpes but only because he misunderstood what herpetology is

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:23

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/VaatiVidya/status/1403055109383213061

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:24

stev: Jan 22, 2013; Please be excited.

repiv posted:

https://twitter.com/VaatiVidya/status/1403055109383213061

Don't do this to me.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:24

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Comrade Fakename posted:

Lol did Amazon de-racistify their MMO? Or is this a different game?

This is a different game, a Korean MMORPG, but yes they did get rid of any real world references and locations from New World. All of the American indigenous tribe stuff was removed.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:24

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

Comrade Fakename posted:

Lol did Amazon de-racistify their MMO? Or is this a different game?

they kind-of de-racisted New World. They decided by solve the "Conquistadors vs. Natives" problem by getting rid of all the Natives lmao

this is different tho

lmao hip hop trailer for a fantasy CRPG, love it

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:24

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Lo Stark

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:24

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

Comrade Fakename posted:

Lol did Amazon de-racistify their MMO? Or is this a different game?

its an entirely different game, they're just bringing over a korean game. it isnt actually made by amazon.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:24

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

repiv posted:

https://twitter.com/VaatiVidya/status/1403055109383213061

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:25

Orange Crush Rush: May 7, 2009; You don't need thumbs for revenge

Why do people still think rap music for fantasy setting trailers is a good idea, like we realized it didn't work with heavy metal after a few decades but alas...

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:25

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

I said come in! posted:

This is a different game, a Korean MMORPG, but yes they did get rid of any real world references and locations from New World. All of the American indigenous tribe stuff was removed.

Just like all the tribes were removed in the real world.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:25

Comrade Fakename: Feb 13, 2012

God I love perks

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:25

mutata: Mar 1, 2003

El Jebus posted:

I think this is the video game show that really solidifies the idea that I am an old man and I don't understand anything anymore.

Oh no! A press event for multimedia products with musical performances! So confusing to my incredibly old mid-thirties brain!

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:25

Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

hell yeah amazon prime wooo exciting

# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:25

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Endorph posted:

its an entirely different game, they're just bringing over a korean game. it isnt actually made by amazon.

Yeah, Amazon is just handling the english translation and servers. Lost Ark is extremely good, it is really exciting that it is coming here.

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 13:26

treat: Jul 24, 2008; by the sex ghost

thank you for believing in geoff's vision, Amazon

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