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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

careful with the random waffle images goons. saw some breasts and someone on the toilet

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Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Harton posted:

bean’s butt slid off the bed last night and he latched onto my stomach to hold himself on the bed.

I have been eviscerated

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

the milk machine posted:

that's a coincidence, maybe you can help buddykins out

sorry I got it changed in fifteen minutes and left

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Youwch

I woke up one day with claw marks on my arm and I surmised my cat did kinda a similar thing where he leapt on the bed and had to catch himself on my arm

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/1403022064273874944

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

a.lo posted:

careful with the random waffle images goons. saw some breasts and someone on the toilet

Sounds like a good time to me :confused:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

trim your cats claws youbums

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

a.lo posted:

careful with the random waffle images goons. saw some breasts and someone on the toilet

what do you mean random, also are they bringing back waffle images as a host so we can use them instead of awful imgur

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

trim your cats claws are bums

a.lo strokin out

Alec Eiffel has issued a correction as of 19:37 on Jun 10, 2021

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




"I pay $15.01 per hour at the Abuse Factory and nobody wants to work for me!!!"

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


Someone with twitter please let Kevin Smith know He-Man's package needs to be like a Tom of Finland sized bulge.

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

Glumwheels posted:

What is anime


poo poo. it did seem like it was probably anime at the time, but the first season hooked me and i eventually forgot. gonna pick one of those big titty demons as a waifu i guess

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


i'm the "perceived lore"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1403058764157054977

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Virgil Vox posted:

Torque!

*click*

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Reality Protester posted:

should have known there was a hole in your rubber

lol

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Buddykins posted:

I'm stupid and dumb

Meh, consider it a lesson learned. Don't beat yourself up

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.



by god that's j-pow's music

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020



i despise nerd culture

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Buddykins posted:

I'm stupid and dumb

found a pic of you from before the transition

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Thoatse posted:

found a pic of you from before the transition



Bjork is getting really abstract with these costumes

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
For shame all you savvy country hicks taking advantage of a sheltered city boy like Buddykins.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I'm glad He-man kept the 80's future machinery aesthetic

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

bleeding kansas posted:

poo poo. it did seem like it was probably anime at the time, but the first season hooked me and i eventually forgot. gonna pick one of those big titty demons as a waifu i guess

Oh the new show isn’t anime it’s adapted from the games, which are basically anime.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bearjew posted:

what does it taste like

I don't know, I only became aware of its existence like an hour ago. Some Italian guy seems to think it's delicious.

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019
somebody in new mexico get buddykins a fat rail so he can change the tire with his bare hands

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

the milk machine posted:

that's a coincidence, maybe you can help buddykins out

lol

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Harton posted:

bean’s butt slid off the bed last night and he latched onto my stomach to hold himself on the bed.

I have been eviscerated

Imagining half absorbed gel capsules gushing out of your open wound, with a poof or two of beefer smoke right behind.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
tire's off, spare is low on air, cant drive on it. Guy who had the tool to help said my tire iron is stripped. he's going to go get air and come back.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
he aint comin back, is he

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I could use some good ole fashion Joe Biden infrastructure right about now.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

why do you need 3 band-aids for a little baby scratch?

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

Buddykins posted:

he aint comin back, is he

lol

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Eataly is pretty swank, really. Lots of cheeses and sausages and pasta organized by region of manufacture. Italians tend to be fans of particular regions of pasta making, for reasons that are typically inscrutable.

e: and there's no way I'm finding something like bottarga at any other place in Texas, I would bet.

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



I once almost got me and a buddy stranded in a very remote stretch of New Mexico desert. I didn't write understand the gas symbol with numbers on it, and coasted many many miles on fumes to the nearest one

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Buddykins posted:

he aint comin back, is he

Lol, do you have water???

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Buddykins posted:

he aint comin back, is he

I think he sized you up and liked his odds
Run before it goes all "Wrong Turn" on you

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1403061253652848654

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

CaptainBeefart posted:

Imagining half absorbed gel capsules gushing out of your open wound, with a poof or two of beefer smoke right behind.

I cauterized it with a beefer

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


He can stay but only if he legally changes his first name to Yankingmy

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