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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Armitag3 posted:

There was a Brazilian goon fielding questions in this thread a while ago. I think of he can road trip going to and meeting mestre da Pizza he should be made an IK of this thread.

If he can meet the Mestre himself and get an interview on camera he should be made admin.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

So ranked voting doesn't work.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
pepperoni 5th is bad but green peppers 1st is absolutely psychotic

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Aardvark! posted:

pepperoni 5th is bad but green peppers 1st is absolutely psychotic

utter madness. he should be removed from office immediately.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Pennywise the Frown posted:

So ranked voting doesn't work.

Well we voted for this absolute psycho under the old system, so I'd say the new one can't be worse.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



I'm not gonna trust DiBlasio on pizza, his favorite pizza is sbarro for pete's sake

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

TontoCorazon posted:

I'm not gonna trust DiBlasio on pizza, his favorite pizza is sbarro for pete's sake

classic ny slice baby!

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Lol that pineapple has been vandalized

LOLbertsons
Apr 8, 2009

Mozi posted:

not worth it but you get it



Hell. Yeah.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Mozi posted:

not worth it but you get it




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xbyJGM1iUY

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
https://www.instagram.com/p/CP-78kphgtS/

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

just got a slice of my fave za!

#pizza #life #pizzalife

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Hello, pizza friends

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



Aardvark! posted:

pepperoni 5th is bad but green peppers 1st is absolutely psychotic

My 2-topping special of choice at our fav local place is green peppers & onions :getin:

Captain Hygiene posted:


Hello, pizza friends

As someone who's obligated to travel there to visit family a few times a year (with the exception of last, thanks covid!) this motherfucker might actually make me look forward to the ordeal

e: gimme those tangy salty tubes all up in my mouth hhhhhnnnnngggggg

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

flesh dance posted:

My 2-topping special of choice at our fav local place is green peppers & onions :getin:

you are the bad parts of a supreme pizza and you need to go back to your alternate sliders universe where you belong

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The pizza thread is definitely not where I expected folks to start coming out in favor of creamy salt tubes

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Captain Hygiene posted:


Hello, pizza friends

omg I love those things. They're at almost every family gathering we have. Minus the pizza.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Aardvark! posted:

pepperoni 5th is bad but green peppers 1st is absolutely psychotic

literally the opposite of reality

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I have to admit something now I'm not proud of. I keep canned mushrooms in my pantry to put on frozen pizzas. It's fine. I'm fine. They're fine. It's fine

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

monster

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Everyone knows it's

1: Pepperoni
2: Sausage
3 ---> Infinity: who cares, you already got all da toppin' ya need bayBEE, gently caress outta here who's this mook wit da gabagool eyyyy

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
fun fact about that place, almost every single picture uploaded "by owner" is either one of the many attractive employees or of random ladies eating pizza. i hope everyone enjoyed this fun fact.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

sex sells, 80s pornos had it right with the ol' "one large pizza with SAUSAGE"

it's two things people love, pizza and fuckin

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost


Here’s a hiking snack I had a few days ago. It’s a Saarioinen pizza artfully topped with tuna pate. If there wouldn’t have been a forest fire warning I would have toasted it over a camp fire but it’s completely fine eaten cold too.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
jesus christ

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Is this a competition between Sweden, Finland and Brazil as to who can commit the biggest pizza crimes, pizzimes if you will, the fastest and without prejudice?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I watched that and laughed like Sam Neill in The Mouth of Madness

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

other people posted:

jesus christ

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010




The bad pizzas are coming from inside the thread

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva


*begs for saint anthony to pray for us in this time of need*

quote:

Saint Anthony renounced his possessions to become a hermit and roam the Egyptian Dessert in the 3rd century AD. While roaming in the desert as a shepherd, Saint Anthony frequently encountered the devil who tempted him to renounce his ascetic life. On one particularly pernicious occasion, the devil opened up the fires to hell and Saint Anthony’s favorite pig jumped into the hell pit. The saint, refusing to fear the devil, braved the hell fires and rescued his piglet.



Today Neapolitans venerate Saint Anthony the Abbot’s bravery on January 17th when they light massive bonfires across the city and throw household refuse, old furniture, toys and clothing into the growing flames. This ritual purification symbolizes the Saints bold passage through the flames of hell and his ultimate triumph over the devil. Perhaps most popularly, Saint Anthony is the patron saint of pizzaioli, pizza makers. Given their daily toils stoking the wood burning pizza ovens across town, it would makes sense Neapolitan pizza makers have a certain kinship with the old flame tosser Saint Anthony. When you venture into a pizzeria in Naples you will almost certainly notice a small shrine above the pizza oven honoring Saint Anthony the Abbot and his pig.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Lies, I don't see a shrine above the Mestre's oven.

Barudak
May 7, 2007


Its like if Food Network did a reboot of Twin Peaks

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

Lies, I don't see a shrine above the Mestre's oven.

the oven is the shrine, notice how he casts refuse into the flames

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Dunno if I've posted this before but whatever:

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

SniperWoreConverse posted:

the oven is the shrine, notice how he casts refuse into the flames

Woah

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Cached Money posted:

Dunno if I've posted this before but whatever:


It's trying and that's the saddest part

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Good morning pizza!






uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
what is it with south America and their whole olive obsession. like here's another one, created by an Argentinian goon and proudly posted as the ideal example of pizza. what is going on down there.

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LOLbertsons
Apr 8, 2009

j.peeba posted:



Here’s a hiking snack I had a few days ago. It’s a Saarioinen pizza artfully topped with tuna pate. If there wouldn’t have been a forest fire warning I would have toasted it over a camp fire but it’s completely fine eaten cold too.

UR very gross, my friend. Congrats.

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