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mobby_6kl posted:Isn't this exactly what you'd write if it was a corpse? Germans are too forthright for that kind of thing. But there's a good chance that writing "corpse" on a corpse will garner less attention than the opposite.
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Antigravitas posted:
We literally had this last night. Imagine the confusion we could have prevented if there was a sign on the suspicious burning, corpse-shaped thing
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:41 |
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Missing Name posted:We literally had this last night. Imagine the confusion we could have prevented if there was a sign on the suspicious burning, corpse-shaped thing So you're telling me the best way to get rid of a body is to burn one in a rolled up rug and have a second rug for when the cop shows up.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:45 |
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Antigravitas posted:
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:45 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:So you're telling me the best way to get rid of a body is to burn one in a rolled up rug and have a second rug for when the cop shows up. It's not that hard to fool them let's be honest
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:47 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:So you're telling me the best way to get rid of a body is to burn one in a rolled up rug and have a second rug for when the cop shows up. no just put the body in the incinerator literally a few yards away we might have a lot of criminal activity around here but very little of it makes sense
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:48 |
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https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1400754160220397569
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:49 |
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Missing Name posted:We literally had this last night. Imagine the confusion we could have prevented if there was a sign on the suspicious burning, corpse-shaped thing Makes me feel that civic ROC pride. Edit: Wait, I just twigged as to the location. Someone was burning garbage next to the river? Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Jun 10, 2021 |
# ? Jun 10, 2021 19:49 |
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this is great
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 20:12 |
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I am sad that there isn't a lot more of this.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 20:14 |
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Oh wait, it's the guy that did this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OOpZitfd0 Okay, the rest of his uploaded videos are going to be a good timesink today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66w6GTFB8FU
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 20:15 |
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I’d honest to god listen to a show like this.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 20:17 |
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biracial bear for uncut posted:I am sad that there isn't a lot more of this. There are like fifty meme podcasts out there.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 20:25 |
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Depends on what her type is, Jodie Foster might actually fall for the assassin this time.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 20:34 |
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biracial bear for uncut posted:I am sad that there isn't a lot more of this. if you ever played games in the 90s like Gabriel Knight or any of the LucasArts titles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goovFvN1hns this was a few pages back, but this picture is from an interrogation with the Parkland school shooter, who attempts to feign insanity, but the interrogator isn't having it. this long rear end video breaks down the whole thing, for those of you who are criminal-justice-minded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwt35SEeR9w
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 20:38 |
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I was expecting him to go "and now for some music" at the last 2 seconds and play Never Gonna Give You Up
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 20:49 |
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I like this guy's stuff, but he's misfired here. The cat is not confused by the woman's anger. The cat is sneering at her and revelling in her outrage.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 20:56 |
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Dungeon Ecology posted:
loving lmao, he claims his 'demon' made him listen to this 'evil music': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stZco6yI5zo why don't I have a music recommendation demon
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 21:00 |
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Mods, change my name to Edmund Hillary-Swank please.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 21:04 |
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That is a lot to unpack.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 21:06 |
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Sardonik posted:loving lmao, he claims his 'demon' made him listen to this 'evil music': The demon would probably recommend listening to The Boomtown Rats' I Don't Like Mondays on repeat. It gets played all the time here on local radio as a "aw poo poo, the weekend is over, back to the office" drivetime song. But it's about a young girl who went on a school shooting spree and avoided suicide by cop. When questioned why she did it, she replied "I don't like Mondays. It livens up my day". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 21:10 |
LifeSunDeath posted:these are really making me lol rn ngl. Holy poo poo no way Those ads can stay as long as it's a real thing that doesn't make me sign up for an account to download poo poo like all the other ones
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 22:04 |
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First one this dude has made that I laughed at, most of his poo poo is kind of cringe-y Also yes, Edmund Hillary-Swank is a pro-tier username
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 22:06 |
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Data Graham posted:Holy poo poo no way Usually I swear by The GIMP for my purposes (primarily image editing, not actually drawing) but that does still have some issues with psd files and I stumbled upon Photopea when I needed to work with a psd and it worked perfectly. No signups, just import the file, do the thing, and download it freely in multiple different formats.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 22:49 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 23:16 |
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frankenfreak posted:Not sure about the gameplay, but that is one gorgeous map gently caress, there goes my weekend. I think I'll make japan green. E: correction- I think I'll try to make japan green, lol
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 23:35 |
Intoluene posted:Not a single person on this shoot had any loving idea, did they? Pretty sure this guy knows.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 00:08 |
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freeedr posted:That’s like “implying” that the rural night sky is pretty Elon Musk
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 00:54 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 01:11 |
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someone made the best one of these memes, you gotta shut it down now https://twitter.com/sablaah/status/1402999400880693249
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 01:24 |
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Who is that?
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 02:15 |
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Not fun to have someone tell you they wrecked their home and stressed up their kids lives for you and you’re like “I’m not all that interested actually. Why did you do that”
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 02:22 |
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marshmallow creep posted:Who is that? https://www.vox.com/2016/7/14/12187884/jonathan-safran-foer-natalie-portman-emails
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 02:23 |
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canyoneer posted:https://www.vox.com/2016/7/14/12187884/jonathan-safran-foer-natalie-portman-emails wait, didn't Moby also do some weird creepy poo poo like this to Natalie Portman?
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 02:32 |
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ˢₐʏ ₕᵉₗˡₒ ᵗₒ ᵗₕᵉ ᴬₗˡₑᵍᵣᵒ ₓ⁹ᴊ ᶜₒᵈₑ ⁿₐᵐₑ “ᴿₑᵈₑᵉₘᵉᵣ” ᵃₜ ᵗₕᵉ ᴹₐˢₒⁿ ₘᵒᴡᵉᵣ ₛᵏᵤⁿₖʷₒʳₖˢ ᶦₙˢᵢᵈₑ ᴹₒᵘₙᵗ ʜᵒₒᵈ. ⁷₃ ᵈₑᶜᵢᵇₑˡₛ ₒᶠ ₜʷᵢⁿ₋ᵇₐʳᵣᵉₗ ᶠₒᵘᵣ⁻ˢₜʳₒᵏₑ ʷₐʳ ᶜᵣʸ, ₐˡₗ ᵃₜ ᵃ ₚʳᵢᶜₑ ᴵ ᶜₐⁿ’ₜ ᵣᵉₐˡₗʸ ₐᶠғᵒᵣᵈ.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 02:35 |
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https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pwi2j84imv1r65cph.mp4
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 02:49 |
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Memento posted:wait, didn't Moby also do some weird creepy poo poo like this to Natalie Portman? Worse, he claimed in a memoir that she and him dated when he was 33 and she was 20. Portman said no that never happened, for one she was 18 and for another they never went anywhere together he just kept showing up to places she was at and skulked around her.
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Never been a fan of Portman as an actor but love her work effortlessly destroying creeps.
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