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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

mobby_6kl posted:

Isn't this exactly what you'd write if it was a corpse?

Germans are too forthright for that kind of thing.

But there's a good chance that writing "corpse" on a corpse will garner less attention than the opposite.

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Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Antigravitas posted:



"Not a corpse :)"

We literally had this last night. Imagine the confusion we could have prevented if there was a sign on the suspicious burning, corpse-shaped thing


The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Missing Name posted:

We literally had this last night. Imagine the confusion we could have prevented if there was a sign on the suspicious burning, corpse-shaped thing




So you're telling me the best way to get rid of a body is to burn one in a rolled up rug and have a second rug for when the cop shows up.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Antigravitas posted:



"Not a corpse :)"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

So you're telling me the best way to get rid of a body is to burn one in a rolled up rug and have a second rug for when the cop shows up.

It's not that hard to fool them let's be honest

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

So you're telling me the best way to get rid of a body is to burn one in a rolled up rug and have a second rug for when the cop shows up.

no just put the body in the incinerator literally a few yards away

we might have a lot of criminal activity around here but very little of it makes sense

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1400754160220397569

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Missing Name posted:

We literally had this last night. Imagine the confusion we could have prevented if there was a sign on the suspicious burning, corpse-shaped thing




Makes me feel that civic ROC pride.

Edit: Wait, I just twigged as to the location. Someone was burning garbage next to the river?

Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Jun 10, 2021

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this is great

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

I am sad that there isn't a lot more of this.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Oh wait, it's the guy that did this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OOpZitfd0

Okay, the rest of his uploaded videos are going to be a good timesink today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66w6GTFB8FU

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

I’d honest to god listen to a show like this.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

biracial bear for uncut posted:

I am sad that there isn't a lot more of this.

There are like fifty meme podcasts out there.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Depends on what her type is, Jodie Foster might actually fall for the assassin this time.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

biracial bear for uncut posted:

I am sad that there isn't a lot more of this.

if you ever played games in the 90s like Gabriel Knight or any of the LucasArts titles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goovFvN1hns


this was a few pages back, but this picture is from an interrogation with the Parkland school shooter, who attempts to feign insanity, but the interrogator isn't having it. this long rear end video breaks down the whole thing, for those of you who are criminal-justice-minded:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwt35SEeR9w

Claeaus
Mar 29, 2010

I was expecting him to go "and now for some music" at the last 2 seconds and play Never Gonna Give You Up

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


I like this guy's stuff, but he's misfired here. The cat is not confused by the woman's anger. The cat is sneering at her and revelling in her outrage.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Dungeon Ecology posted:


this was a few pages back, but this picture is from an interrogation with the Parkland school shooter, who attempts to feign insanity, but the interrogator isn't having it. this long rear end video breaks down the whole thing, for those of you who are criminal-justice-minded:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwt35SEeR9w

loving lmao, he claims his 'demon' made him listen to this 'evil music':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stZco6yI5zo
why don't I have a music recommendation demon

Confused Enormatons
Apr 12, 2007

Mods, change my name to Edmund Hillary-Swank please.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

That is a lot to unpack.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Sardonik posted:

loving lmao, he claims his 'demon' made him listen to this 'evil music':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stZco6yI5zo
why don't I have a music recommendation demon

The demon would probably recommend listening to The Boomtown Rats' I Don't Like Mondays on repeat. It gets played all the time here on local radio as a "aw poo poo, the weekend is over, back to the office" drivetime song. But it's about a young girl who went on a school shooting spree and avoided suicide by cop.

When questioned why she did it, she replied "I don't like Mondays. It livens up my day".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



LifeSunDeath posted:

these are really making me lol rn ngl.

e, btw, this exists:
https://www.photopea.com/
free in browser total photoshop clone that just dropped.

Holy poo poo no way

Those ads can stay as long as it's a real thing that doesn't make me sign up for an account to download poo poo like all the other ones

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


First one this dude has made that I laughed at, most of his poo poo is kind of cringe-y

Also yes, Edmund Hillary-Swank is a pro-tier username

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Data Graham posted:

Holy poo poo no way

Those ads can stay as long as it's a real thing that doesn't make me sign up for an account to download poo poo like all the other ones
Photopea's been around for at least nearly a year already actually, and it's super legit.

Usually I swear by The GIMP for my purposes (primarily image editing, not actually drawing) but that does still have some issues with psd files and I stumbled upon Photopea when I needed to work with a psd and it worked perfectly. No signups, just import the file, do the thing, and download it freely in multiple different formats.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

frankenfreak posted:

Not sure about the gameplay, but that is one gorgeous map







for me to paint on!

gently caress, there goes my weekend. I think I'll make japan green.

E: correction- I think I'll try to make japan green, lol

Wolfechu
May 2, 2009

All the world's a stage I'm going through


Intoluene posted:

Not a single person on this shoot had any loving idea, did they?

Also :patriot: for your probe.

Pretty sure this guy knows.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

freeedr posted:

That’s like “implying” that the rural night sky is pretty



Has anyone ever disagreed?

Elon Musk

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

someone made the best one of these memes, you gotta shut it down now

https://twitter.com/sablaah/status/1402999400880693249

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Who is that?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Not fun to have someone tell you they wrecked their home and stressed up their kids lives for you and you’re like “I’m not all that interested actually. Why did you do that”

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

https://www.vox.com/2016/7/14/12187884/jonathan-safran-foer-natalie-portman-emails

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

wait, didn't Moby also do some weird creepy poo poo like this to Natalie Portman?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




ˢₐʏ ₕᵉₗˡₒ ᵗₒ ᵗₕᵉ ᴬₗˡₑᵍᵣᵒ ₓ⁹ᴊ ᶜₒᵈₑ ⁿₐᵐₑ “ᴿₑᵈₑᵉₘᵉᵣ” ᵃₜ ᵗₕᵉ ᴹₐˢₒⁿ ₘᵒᴡᵉᵣ ₛᵏᵤⁿₖʷₒʳₖˢ ᶦₙˢᵢᵈₑ ᴹₒᵘₙᵗ ʜᵒₒᵈ. ⁷₃ ᵈₑᶜᵢᵇₑˡₛ ₒᶠ ₜʷᵢⁿ₋ᵇₐʳᵣᵉₗ ᶠₒᵘᵣ⁻ˢₜʳₒᵏₑ ʷₐʳ ᶜᵣʸ, ₐˡₗ ᵃₜ ᵃ ₚʳᵢᶜₑ ᴵ ᶜₐⁿ’ₜ ᵣᵉₐˡₗʸ ₐᶠғᵒᵣᵈ.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pwi2j84imv1r65cph.mp4

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Memento posted:

wait, didn't Moby also do some weird creepy poo poo like this to Natalie Portman?

Worse, he claimed in a memoir that she and him dated when he was 33 and she was 20. Portman said no that never happened, for one she was 18 and for another they never went anywhere together he just kept showing up to places she was at and skulked around her.

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Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Never been a fan of Portman as an actor but love her work effortlessly destroying creeps.

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