Google Butt posted:

basically space beings will reference earth weed like the east coast did California. Nobody wants space mids

Vomik posted:

There is, unsurprisingly, a lot of discussion around UAP and how they move, but I think this thread could really use a step forward. I think we actually need to talk about the aliens. I've done quite a bit of research both on the internet and independently in-person and I think I've started to piece it together.

I recommend reading on, because the defying of physics by these "ships" will be easily explained.

To start, let me lay out a few observations which are all based on fact:
1. Project Blue Book ended in the early 70's, but most people believe that it went underground at this point.
2. George Lucas is in close contact with high level officials in the federal government.
3. George Lucas begins working on Star Wars approximately 2 weeks after this meeting and the formal announcement that project blue book has closed.


There is a lot of evidence that the original Star Wars trilogy is actually an origin story relayed from the aliens. You may ask, but why are humans there? That will be explained.

So, the original trilogy shares the alien origin story - it was just used to start to slowly trickle out information to the populace through the use of popular media - something the government always does.

Now - this alone is quite big, but what I'm about to explain next is even bigger. Now I want to warn you, the following is based on my independent research so it isn't as heavily supported among those in the know as the statements above.

My independent observations:
1. The YA series Animorphs begins being written in 1996, by the late 90's most of the books are ghost written.
2. The Yeerk are introduced by a ghost writer - who is believed to be George Lucas
3. Star Wars 1-3 are released by george lucas within a year of the first discussion of yeerks in animorphs.
4. star wars 1-3 is portrayed as happening before 4-6, but every nerd worth his salt knows its obviously set in the future because they have way better tech.

My theory is the midichlorians/yeerks are the true alien creator. they live within our bodies and direct us what to do.

The aliens themselves are actually a massless conscious therefore they can defy all sorts of laws of physics and their shape appears differently to people because they are just a projected consciousness therefore people see whatever they want to see.

Now what comes next is not even supported by independent observation, these are my personal beliefs.

1. These aliens move throughout the galaxy and whenever intelligent life appears to be about to arise they seed them with young aliens - similar to a fly implanting larva.
2. They had a lot of success with the original humans.
3. They found Earth and a simian species similar to humans which they implanted and have allowed to grow into humans.
4. They have come back to use us to create more ships and power for them, effectively strip mining our planet and then they'll destroy it and move on.d

PawParole posted:

Vomik posted:

lol

scary ghost dog posted:

i would like to have a katana made from special space metal

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

US should get ahead of the game here and rename itself "The United States of Earth"

Inspector Hound posted:

I mean they'd be technically correct if in conflict with other countries that also have "the united states of" in their name

scary ghost dog posted:

space metal

Inspector Hound posted:

I mean they'd be technically correct if in conflict with other countries that also have "the united states of" in their name

scary ghost dog posted:

space metal

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

it would be cool if the ufos are just a completely parallel non-carbon-based life form that has evolved in tandem with us and totally evaded our observation

The Saucer Hovers posted:

why isnt anyone looking into possible connections between bob lazar and rem lazar?

Bideo James posted:

Jesus Christ! Keep Bob away from children!!!!

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

No joke he has a human trafficking conviction. He was a pimp and a condition of his sentence was that he can no longer buy sex in Nevada.

Bideo James posted:

Rem Lezar or Bob?

scary ghost dog posted:

i would like to have a katana made from special space metal

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

No joke he has a human trafficking conviction. He was a pimp and a condition of his sentence was that he can no longer buy sex in Nevada.

pandy fackler posted:

Also married second wife while still married to first wife who committed suicide two days later (no autopsy performed), immediately moved into her house with new wife and filed bankruptcy re: his first wife's business. Claimed in filing that $15,000 and all of his financial records for the prior two years had been stolen by an accountant who moved and left no forwarding address.

WEH posted:

A podcast I listen to regularly had the woman from the Pentyrch sighting on, so I put that on while doing some yardwork and I'm even less convinced now lmao. Like, normally I would do some digging to corroborate things, but I'm pretty sure that she was haranguing innocent people doing regular poo poo in public because she thought they were cleaning up the area years(?) later. Also didn't know woo poo poo like lay lines and remote viewing were involved, which doesn't exactly help either.

WEH posted:

Also didn't know woo poo poo like lay lines and remote viewing were involved,

Hooplah posted:

yep the pentyrch docu someone posted a while back had some interesting tidbits but there was one woman they interviewed obviously pushing narratives, with few other witnesses not connected to her offering any corroboration for the poo poo she claimed. def got the impression she's looking for some ufo community clout

also what podcast?

The Saucer Hovers posted:

i wish Aimé Michel had been right about his line theories it would help explain a whole lot. others are still on about, uhh, the 37th parallel is it?

The Saucer Hovers posted:

I left the UFO websites because there were just too many complete nutters there, and every other comment seemed to be outlandish, wild conspiracy theories from people who just so happen to know for a fact what the aliens that nobody has even confirmed are here want.

Everything from them being from another dimension, them being angels, demons, them wanting to "eat" our lifeforce/brains/emotional energy/blah blah blah, from them being here to conquer the planet to turn us into slaves, use us as batteries, and everything else in between.

These people act like they have special insider knowledge about alien tech, and alien desires, and speak on it as though it's established fact. Then seem to know all about the various alien species, who gets along with who, why this one does not like that one, and it's just endless wild theories presented as fact about anything and everything.

I already know ill get trolled into oblivion for not having an open mind or whatever, most of you will tell me how I'm just clueless because it does not fit my world view or how I am just afraid to admit the reality of it, or some other nonsense about why I can't bring myself to think outside the box, as it is.

I don't even really know what the point of this post is, maybe it's to appeal to this thread to stop running wild with things that have no basis. By all means, theorize and discuss what you think might happen or who you think potential aliens are, but for the love of god, do we really need to run off the rails so much, to the point that nobody can or even should take us serious?

Think about how this looks to those who are curious and want to dip their toes in. When they pop in and read through a few posts and start seeing all the people going off about how it's a fact that aliens are superdimesional tripod exosupernatural beings for the 5th parallel of planet whatever, and are here to drain humanities lifeforce to sustain themselves, it's a bit of a turn off.

Now that people are actually paying attention and taking things a bit more serious, it's probably a good idea to put a better foot forward and present ourselves a little more rationally. Now is not the time to double down on crazytown if the goal is to bring people into the conversation and wipe away the stigma that is quite frankly well deserved.

Wheeee posted:

which reddit is that from