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Have citizens learned anything in the past 9 years? No.
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EnlightenedShrillGoral-mobile.mp4
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Jun 11, 2021 20:32
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That cat knows it's Friday.
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Jun 11, 2021 20:54
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I've wished many times that there was such a thing as dognip or humannip for that matter, maybe that's just weed
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Jun 11, 2021 20:55
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marumaru posted:Have citizens learned anything in the past 9 years? 
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Jun 11, 2021 21:07
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marumaru posted:Have citizens learned anything in the past 9 years? It's natural selection in reverse, only the most gullible survived until now.
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Jun 11, 2021 21:22
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does clifford the anime girl still send them lunch all the time
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Jun 11, 2021 21:25
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trucutru posted:Since Chris (of Roberts Space Industries) exists in lore then the special version of the Bengal to honour his memory is going to be extra good. of all the wanky bits in the wankfest that is the lore of Star Citizen, Chris Roberts writing himself into it as this genius industrial magnate is by far the wankiest
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Jun 11, 2021 21:41
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marumaru posted:Have citizens learned anything in the past 9 years? 500 dollar ship, 500 thousand dollars made in a day, so they sold around a thousand jpegs of those ugly ships in a day. Neat.
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Jun 11, 2021 21:45
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That new ugly thing costs $500..? At least it comes with a scratching post and toilet.
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Jun 11, 2021 21:51
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Man somehow I don’t feel as dirty for buying the occasional 50 USD Premium package in War Thunder.
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Jun 11, 2021 22:02
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These clowns release a video for alien week and half of it is loving lore dump. And some concept art for aliens that aren't in the game. And some greybox or whatever for a ship interior. In year 10. Like somehow it's less than I thought.
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Jun 11, 2021 22:04
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Pictured: Catte Roberts taking his vitamins
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Jun 11, 2021 22:04
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And as I must point out once again, no sexy alien girls. Hell, Elder Scrolls showed you could make lizard women sexy.
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Jun 11, 2021 22:06
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I’m beginning to think that the real way they are staying afloat is by selling the full personal / contact information about anyone still backing this project to certain interested parties who are looking for a very particular kind of whale, and are willing to pay a lot for it.
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Jun 11, 2021 22:11
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Whatever happened to their weekly roadmap updates? Feels like I haven’t seen one in a while.
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Jun 11, 2021 22:13
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Lammasu posted:And as I must point out once again, no sexy alien girls. Hell, Elder Scrolls showed you could make lizard women sexy. Store Citizer has this weird straight morality about it though, I guess taking its cue from the backers and the executive team. There's nothing weird or alien about anything in Star Citizen (apart from maybe the Vanduul's arse-sniffing double seater spaceship but that was quickly squished), everything is very 90s frat bro flight deck straight, I mean, God knows how the repressed sexual urges of the crew on board the Bengal or whatever might manifest themselves after spending 6 years in space, but in Chris' mind, a butt slap in the showers is a sign of manly camaraderie, and the more towel flicking in the men-only dorms the better because the Pacific War 1942.
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Jun 11, 2021 22:13
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Lammasu posted:And as I must point out once again, no sexy alien girls. Hell, 
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Jun 11, 2021 22:15
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Lammasu posted:And as I must point out once again, no sexy alien girls. Hell,
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Jun 11, 2021 22:21
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everyone's avatar here in this thread is in love pledge in some form, I hope y'all enjoy the gently caress outta that horrifying poo poo
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Jun 11, 2021 22:44
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TheAgent posted:Pictured: Catte Roberts taking his vitamins JUST MEW IT!
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Jun 11, 2021 23:10
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Trilobite posted:Erin would probably take over, because the whole I'm-carrying-on-my-dearly-departed-brother's-DREAM narrative would probably have the most appeal to the backers' wallets, and consequently to CIG. Every new marketing video would contain references to the sainted Chris Roberts and his VISiON for the game which he definitely articulated clearly to everyone and didn't just um-and-er his way through while making weird hand movements before demanding better shoelaces on the space marine armor or whatever. I'm picturing this with Erin with a distant look, and the. Vietnam gunfire happens as black and white visions of CR slowly pan across the page as he struggles to use a computer, probably visions of that one time he played his game. Sure would be nice if Chris could show us how much he loves playing his own game he's making for himself that he's always wanted to do his whole life... one more time. I mean honestly, can't he at least play it twice before he dies or officially moves on?
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Jun 11, 2021 23:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRYwOj7-gBQ $373 million. June 2021. And this is where development is at... playing in Photoshop. Comments are filled with shill responses.
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Jun 11, 2021 23:22
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Play posted:I've wished many times that there was such a thing as dognip Ah no... you clearly aren't taking the right vitamins. Next time you go to one of those cig con pyramid scheme meetings you should ask Chris what the best vitamins are you can get your hands on in the area. Who knows, this might lead to a wild night of you both having some action packed adventures together that night as you spit on all kinds of cakes and who knows what else!!! When you wake up you might be on a yacht in the caymans or something! Anything can happen!!!
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Jun 11, 2021 23:24
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i used to make fake pokemon by mashing random animal parts together. when I was 9 years old
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Jun 11, 2021 23:26
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Bula Vinaka posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRYwOj7-gBQ I actually swiped through this one and... wow. It literally is some guy playing in Photoshop. :o Like... sure wish there was a game or something y'all could show off working! 
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Jun 11, 2021 23:28
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All this talk about sex games and star citizen and love pledge highlight that nerds really like paying to be edged
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Jun 11, 2021 23:31
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shrach posted:Yeah, they crossed half a billion dollars funds raised in the last couple months. They wouldn't have actually received into their bank the most recent tax credits yet, but there's enough of a buffer to still say it with certainty. Thank you for pointing this out. The amount of funds they managed to get from secondary streams surprised me. Sometimes I wish I could just hang out ik their office for a week, see how such an operation feels, figure out how much of their own bullshit their execs actually believe, what they talk about during their stand up meetings, whether designers and artists actually expect their work to go anywhere Really must be a soil crushing job
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Jun 11, 2021 23:35
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Jun 11, 2021 23:39
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Lammasu posted:And as I must point out once again, no sexy alien girls. Hell, Elder Scrolls showed you could make lizard women sexy. I'm pretty sure the character artists CIG have don't know how to do that. Appealing, sexy characters are not in their repertoire of middle aged men rubbing down space cars or sipping coffee. I'm also not a lady who is offended at armor that is not designed to look sexy in a video game. I'm all for boob physics and whatever else you want to throw in there so long as it's not too gross or silly. Though I will note that boob physics generally should be defeated by a simple bra... it's your artistic choice though. I have not seen a character out of CIG that is appealing. They butchered Mark Hamill by giving him the Hyper Realistic CGI++ treatments to the point he looked like pore craters of fidelity. I guess maybe the Liam Cunningham character looked pretty good and attractive for what it was... but I'm not sure if I'd call it creativity when they just scanned his likeness into the game for that one scene years ago. Really I guess their most creative character is the Hello Kitty knock off, and it's not nearly as appealing as the original Hello Kitty... but I guess it's something right?
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Jun 11, 2021 23:39
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TheAgent posted:everyone's avatar here in this thread is in love pledge in some form, I hope y'all enjoy the gently caress outta that horrifying poo poo Planning on finding all the scenes where the CR character is snorting vitamins off of his desk and just saving and reloading that scene over and over and pretending I'm at a behind the scenes Star Citizen event. But maybe that is asking a bit much... not sure if Love Pledge has invented persistence yet to be able to save and load your game and you show up at a specific spot where you saved it. Pretty sure this is still never before seen tech CIG is pioneering.
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Jun 11, 2021 23:42
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what is a love pledge what is that
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Jun 11, 2021 23:45
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Jun 11, 2021 23:48
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VITAMINS!!! lol nice job
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Jun 11, 2021 23:58
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Play posted:what is a love pledge https://twitter.com/PledgeTeam/status/1037525988647694336 https://twitter.com/PledgeTeam/status/1030111084395425792 TheAgent fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Jun 12, 2021 |
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Jun 12, 2021 00:07
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TheAgent posted:everyone's avatar here in this thread is in love pledge in some form, I hope y'all enjoy the gently caress outta that horrifying poo poo oh dear
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Jun 12, 2021 00:09
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Play posted:what is a love pledge It's basically the Subverse version of Wild Life that's going to let you relive the inside secrets of what it's like to be at a CIG sex dungeon while managing your pubic hair growth meters to make sure they stay within acceptable levels and setting your honesty knob to 0 while showing the world what it's like to make an AAAA video game and stick it to EA while also being secretly sabotaged by them and the company you bought your lovely engine from except you also outsmart them by going to a company who bought that same engine so it's a reverse double cross and meanwhile you're struggling to make sure your vitamin meter doesn't run out and as it goes things get blurry on screen so wh will you're doing a luncheon with backers you need to keep that meter high as a kite but you also have to have almost no progress and
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Jun 12, 2021 00:14
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The Titanic posted:It's basically the Subverse version of Wild Life that's going to let you relive the inside secrets of what it's like to be at a CIG sex dungeon while managing your pubic hair growth meters to make sure they stay within acceptable levels and setting your honesty knob to 0 while showing the world what it's like to make an AAAA video game and stick it to EA while also being secretly sabotaged by them and the company you bought your lovely engine from except you also outsmart them by going to a company who bought that same engine so it's a reverse double cross and meanwhile you're struggling to make sure your vitamin meter doesn't run out and as it goes things get blurry on screen so wh will you're doing a luncheon with backers you need to keep that meter high as a kite but you also have to have almost no progress and pledge now
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Jun 12, 2021 00:16
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also Dr Intellect is in the game and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get hit with a Derek Smart lawsuit when the thing loving launches
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Jun 12, 2021 00:18
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 A quick reminder that "flight ready" just means that you can no-clip your ship around, most of the non-fighters are missing pretty much all functionality. quote:11 out of 17 vehicles are drivable for players (65%) trucutru fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Jun 12, 2021 |
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