Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Catalan and occitain sound like french but good, ngl

Imagine a world where Oc reigns supreme and Île-de-France is called Lengadoui

Also

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

It look like Spain’s french neck went hunchback on her

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

big trivia FAIL posted:

Catalans just screaming "Jesus!" when someone sneezes.

Andorra, but yes.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Count Roland posted:

Not only does butterfly not sound nice at all, but its meaning is also gross if you think about it. "Milk-fat bug", hmm yes very romantic.

Which is just one of the reasons Moths are better

Zedhe Khoja
Nov 10, 2017

sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna

Badger of Basra posted:

Why is Salud! not covered with the Health / To health color?

And also Santé

Turkey is paraphrasing there. Cok means "lots".

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

Carbon dioxide posted:

Andorra, but yes.

andorra is labeled above it as salut

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

big trivia FAIL posted:

andorra is labeled above it as salut

yeah but that doesn't mean its not Andorra look at Switzerland

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

My favorite word for butterflies is "vlinders"

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

Rumda posted:

yeah but that doesn't mean its not Andorra look at Switzerland

Switzerland's don't have individual arrows pointing so I dunno whatever

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Bongo Bill posted:

What currently existing borders would be the least plausible if you saw them on an alt-history map?

Namibia and Canada-USA.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Bongo Bill posted:

What currently existing borders would be the least plausible if you saw them on an alt-history map?

Saint Martin: it’s both too small and too significant an island to split like that. If you split some minor island making a maritime border, whatever, but the objective with Saint Martin is the island itself. It’s a prize, but it’s hardly a prize for two distant colonial powers to go King Solomon on.

Isla Grande de Tierra del Fuego: I can see reasons to split this island, but it’s just bizarrely done.

Märket: this border has a weird shape and the otficial explanation for why it is so does not pass the smell test. How did they not notice they were building on the wrong side of the island? It’s not that big or oddly shaped. They totally decided “this is a better site for the building and we’ll get forgiven later.”



Pheasant Island: the border itself is fine.
It’s the semesterly transfer that is weird.

Lake Constance: what border? You failed to define one. See me after class.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Bongo Bill posted:

What currently existing borders would be the least plausible if you saw them on an alt-history map?

The Isles of Lewis and Harris. The two islands that are actually one island but the people who live there like to pretend it's two islands.

It sounds like a freakin Douglas Adams joke.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

The heap of enclaves and counter enclaves in Baarle, Netherlands/Belgium?

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Bongo Bill posted:

What currently existing borders would be the least plausible if you saw them on an alt-history map?

- Chile-Argentina, looks like someone just pulled a stretch tool all the way down.
- India-Bangladesh with that string-sized strip of land connecting the main of India to the eastern part that also borders Bangladesh

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Tei posted:

*drops a lot of opera singed in german*. here

Too loving loud imo



Also Gambia.

Orange Devil fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jun 12, 2021

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Reposting some maps that for some reason ended up in the graphs thread.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Are they not one of the few countries that still prefers the "The" as in "The Gambia"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Now there’s a map that calls for Mercator.

eta:

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


*smacks the side of the printer*

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Are they not one of the few countries that still prefers the "The" as in "The Gambia"

The Bahamas as well

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Platystemon posted:

Now there’s a map that calls for Mercator.

eta:


Is that Maryland's new flag?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Platystemon posted:

How did they not notice they were building on the wrong side of the island?

I've never seen this theory, just "we thought it was all Finland :shrug:".

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I've never seen this theory, just "we thought it was all Finland :shrug:".

For a long time the Wikipedia article explained it like this:

quote:

When it was built by the Russians and Finns in 1885 there were no clear maps of the island. After the completion of the lighthouse, it was discovered that it had been built on the Swedish part of the island.

“Well shucks! We’ll never locate the border on this vast, featureless island without a better map!”

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jun 12, 2021

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011


Interesting that all of Peru + the Guyanas + most of Venezuela + more than half of the UK would all add up to another stripe. Not a lot of people in those areas I guess. Especially compared to the stripe just north of it that manages all that population with just the tip of South America and nothing else.

Kind of a burn on the midwest for being depopulated, but then it makes up a stripe basically on its own with no vertical space being taken up by anything else. Similar deal to how California needs a lot of extra space to make up the numbers with its stripe not going further south.

And then Australia is tiny. I assume those islands up north of it had to make up for its emptiness.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off
I'm Ew York

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

I'm all for dunking on Alabama but singling it out like that is kinda harsh

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

SlothfulCobra posted:

Interesting that all of Peru + the Guyanas + most of Venezuela + more than half of the UK would all add up to another stripe. Not a lot of people in those areas I guess. Especially compared to the stripe just north of it that manages all that population with just the tip of South America and nothing else.

The European half has Manchester, Leeds, Newcastle, Glasgow, and Edinburgh, as well as the entire island of Ireland, so it's no slouch in giving the numbers.

OTOH, the only major city in South America that stripe goes through that is Lima.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
OTOH, in british isles numbers:

London metro = 14 million

Scotland, NI, and Republic of Ireland = 12 million

All of Ireland and geographically more than half of the UK is misleading in terms of land size too

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.
Ireland wasn't that misleading before the famine tbf

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

OTOH, in british isles numbers:

London metro = 14 million

Scotland, NI, and Republic of Ireland = 12 million

All of Ireland and geographically more than half of the UK is misleading in terms of land size too

on the other hand just the north of england is 15 million people

Blut
Sep 11, 2009

if someone is in the bottom 10%~ of a guillotine

Frionnel posted:

Ireland wasn't that misleading before the famine tbf



Its the only country in Europe to have a lower population now than in 1840, I believe. Colonialism didn't just screw over Africa.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Rumda posted:

on the other hand just the north of england is 15 million people

Just the north of England is 15 million out of *checks notes*

The 56 million total population of England

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.

Blut posted:



Its the only country in Europe to have a lower population now than in 1840, I believe. Colonialism didn't just screw over Africa.

And to compare, England and Wales had 16 million people in 1841, so only double Ireland's population.

Now they are closer to 10 times Ireland's population.

Frionnel fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Jun 12, 2021

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Blut posted:



Its the only country in Europe to have a lower population now than in 1840, I believe. Colonialism didn't just screw over Africa.


:-O

what the gently caress!

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Platystemon posted:

Now there’s a map that calls for Mercator.

eta:



Oh no I dropped my phone again

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Just the north of England is 15 million out of *checks notes*

The 56 million total population of England

Yeah a third of the country has just under a third of the population.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tei posted:

:-O

what the gently caress!
Potato blight hits northern Europe.


Starting at Brussels and sweeping out.


Hundreds of thousands die, and this plays a part in the revolutions of 1848.

It hits Britain, but very few die, due to of a surplus of non-potato food and farming and market system designed to place the burden of this on other places e.g. Ireland.


This turns the blight into a famine, hitting the poorest areas.

Blut
Sep 11, 2009

if someone is in the bottom 10%~ of a guillotine
Its worth noting that Ireland's population loss wasn't just from the millions of famine induced deaths in the 1840s either. Desperation emigration resulted in millions fleeing the country both during the famine and for decades afterwards too.

Between 1845 and 1895 the Irish population went from 8.2million to 4.5 million. During which time Scotland's population went from 2.5million to 4.5million, and England from 15 million to 30 million. Ireland in 1895 by the growth standards of neighbouring regions should have had a population of around 15 million, not under 5 million.

Its a pretty horrifying loss of population.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Bongo Bill posted:

What currently existing borders would be the least plausible if you saw them on an alt-history map?

The 'Stans of the former USSR, minus Kazakhstan.

The borders are stupidly obtuse. This does happen sometimes, like Holland/Belgium or India/Bangladesh, but this is when there's a messy war fought in the area.

Yet the countries of Central Asia were colonized by Russia in the 19th century. Looking at Africa you'd expect unreasonably straight borders, not the intentionally stupid ones we have today.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply