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Who is the Ace of Choco Pro?
Akki
Mei-chan
Sakura-san
Anton
Chris Brookes until literally anyone on this show beats him
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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

That was pretty great. "When do you want the match, next week, this month?" "Right now!" "...so in two weeks..."

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

CHOCOPRO #124: THE BEST BROS. EXHAUSTION TOUR CONTINUES! SNEAK IN A CHIEKY CHOCOPRO BEFORE DYNAMITE TONIGHT!
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)

Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match card for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE

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[Othello is Back!!

Lulupencil & Baliyan Akki VS Othello (Sayaka & Tokiko “Otoki” Kirihara)

Baliyan Akki brought Lulupencil a victory! While it might have been shocking to some, Lulu actually does have some success in the tag division (just not as Pencil Army!), especially when paired with Otoki...who she will be facing today! The Leader of the Pencil Army, Lulupencil, is known for her weakness in the physical realm and strength in basically every other. She stirs the hearts and minds of everyone she encounters! The Ace of ChocoPro,the Zephyr of Ichigaya, One half of the Asia Dream Tag Champions (With Mei Suruga, mind you!)...Akki is a legend in the making. His breezy technical style and aerial acrobatics make an impact right away! While the Ace and the World's Weakest Wrestler have paired together before, Lulu is still looking to prove her worth to the world (and to herself)! Can she push back against the doubt and darkness that Chris Brookes has pushed upon her? Will the dynamic technician be able to elevate her to victory once again? (I'd be surprised if this team gets a name, since Akki tends to rely on his partner to name the team...and he isn't going to accept a Pencil themed name!)

Othello (as Otoki & Sayaka have chosen as their team name) was named as such due to the color of the team's gear! The Super Rookie Otoki wears primarily Black and Cosplayer & Monster Slayer Sayaka wears primarily white! (Othello is an old board game, look it up!) This rare combination actually showed some real chemistry in the Birthday Gauntlet. Tokiko “Otoki” Kirihara stands out from the rest of the Fourth Generation because she's such a straight forward fighter! “Comaneci” Otoki is a far more realistic (and brutal) combatant than many that attend Ichigaya. With her talent in Judo and Kickboxing, it is best not to take her lightly! The bearer of ChocoPro's most impressive Six-Pack is definitely on the rise. Sayaka on the other hand is the most recent of the 4th Gen to join ChocoPro. While she had more time away than the rest, you wouldn't know it from her warm charisma and pinpoint dropkicks! It is very exciting to see Sayaka in play now, since a lot of her story is yet to be written! This cheery rookie keeps adding more and more to her arsenal. Othello is actually one of my favorite pairings in Ichigaya, I think this team has a lot of potential. Good Luck, Othello!

Warm Caterpillars Explode!

Mei Suruga VS Chie Koishikawa

Mei Suruga pinned the Super Asia Champion, Minoru Fujita! While this has caused a ripple affect across the entire promotion, one of the first reactions has arrived in a familiar challenger. The Big Apple, the Red Devil, the Genius, Miro's biggest fan, the Snack obliterating Goblin. Mei is many things. She is also a champion herself, with Baliyan Akki as the Best Bros...the Asia Dream Tag Champs! Mei is talented far beyond what her three years in wrestling would normally yield. She takes to the Squared Circle like a fish to water. Once having proclaimed her desire to become a true pin specialist, she has done just that, with pins so complicated many new opponents struggle to understand them! Adding in that Mei has also begun a journey similar to many technical experts in the wrestling scene (developing wild submissions and variants that shock even her most loyal fans), Mei will always be known for her flashy ways of ending matches. Her passion and enthusiasm for wrestling is hard to match, but there is at least one who comes close...the Frantic Fencer, Chie!

Chie Koishikawa is chaos given flesh. Her loud voice, alternative striking, and “gotta go fast” mentality are hard to cheer against. Chie is unlike any other wrestler, which seems to be a theme of the promotion! While they might team together as Warm Caterpillars (a combination that emerged mostly to make up for the lack of Akki in an earlier season), these two have a special synergy when fighting one another. A chemical reaction! With her sharp fencing chops and blazing speed, Chie has made quite an impression on the ChocoPro audience. She has come a long way since their last singles bout...and just so happens to be one half of one of the major threats to the Best Bros (EGG TART with Hagane Shinno). Whether it be shouting loud enough to be heard around the world, showing a haunting dark side that slips out occasionally, racing around in a maniacal fashion, or utilizing her overflowing fighting spirit to break out of holds...Chie is a force to be reckoned with. Too. Much. Energy!

Wait, if Chie wins then she gets Mei's Title Shot? So what happens on a Draw..!?

Last Words on Sports contributes the hot linkable images and has a more sober overview of the card HERE

Watch live on Youtube for free HERE

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


"Chie Koishikawa is chaos given flesh." lmao that's perfect

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DJExile posted:

"Chie Koishikawa is chaos given flesh." lmao that's perfect

truer words never spoken lol

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Ref Emi: "I Quit"

already a very chaotic episode

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
They're really letting Akki have it

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
emi still laughing in the background lol

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
we'll make a pencil out of you yet, akki

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
HOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

CHOCOPRO #125: TAG CHAMPION AGAINST SINGLES CHAMPION! CAN MEI AVENGE AKKI'S LOSS TO THE SUPER ASIA CHAMPION FUJITA?
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)

Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match card for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE

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SUPER ASIA CHAMPIONSHIP

Mei Suruga (Challenger) VS Minoru Fujita (Champion)

Mei Suruga is arguably the Ace of Gatoh Move. She is one half of the Asia Dream Tag Champions. She's a charismatic, brilliant, and immensely skilled at wrestling. But is she ready to evolve? When the Best Bros (said champions) dispatched the Tag Team Destroyers, they did so with Mei getting a pin over Minoru Fujita, the current Super Asia Champion. Fujita had claimed the belt after Riho vacated the title, having defeated the other AD Tag Champ: Baliyan Akki...the Ace of ChocoPro. While the dominance of the Best Bros as a team is clear, can she hope to do what Akki could not? Mei was made for wrestling. She debuted after 21 days. She's got incredibly complex pins (she considers herself a Pin Specialist, a rare thing in the modern wrestling landscape!), a collection of nasty submissions (each of which having their own variants!), and a personality that does not accept failure. Mei's pride has been both a curse and a blessing, driving her forward through dangerous situations, pushing through monsters in her path until she has arrived at this moment. She will need all of those skills, her massive in ring IQ, and plenty of goblin tactics in order to bring this Titan down. If there is anyone in ChocoPro that can defeat Minoru Fujita, it is Mei Suruga. After all, she added blue to her costume to match the belt! It is important to note: regardless of outcome, Mei has more than made us proud. She is a gift to this world, in and out of the ring. (or Chocolate Square*)*

Known for his accolades in singles, tag, and deathmatches (as well as his angelic singing voice), a singles match with Minoru Fujita is a grim task in Ichigaya. He's just so ungodly strong! Having beaten the Ace of ChocoPro, Baliyan Akki, for the Super Asia Championship, Fujita firmly established himself in the top of the Square as far as threats go. This bird loving belt collector is a terror with endless endurance: Minoru Fujita is still in his prime! Akki found that out the hard way. Much like the Ace, Mei is merely at the start of her journey...but Fujita is well traveled in his. This living legend inspired the MCMG, has held titles in DDT, BJW, NOAH, Freedoms, Zero1, and more! While I tend to focus on how associated he is with Deathmatches, this man is a specialist in so many categories! Even Emi Sakura could not take him down in a singles match (it ended in a double pin!) and when Chris Brookes (The Betrayer) rampaged in Ichigaya, he required assistance in order to stop an angered Fujita. This titan of the industry seems just about unbreakable. Covered in scars and gold, Fujita is Our Bloody Champion (an epithet he earned after bringing his hard won BJW Deathmatch belt to ChocoPro). Will we see the deadly Sayonara (his Tombstone Piledriver!) plant the Apple Girl as it did the Ace? Twenty Three years of experience against the seemingly limitless potential of the Three year “Future Veteran”...we will see if intelligence can triumph over wisdom. If the vigor of youth can overcome the power of experience.

Fujita literally towers over Mei, but can she rise out of his shadow...as well as that of another who is associated with that belt...and forge her own singles legacy?

Last Words on Sports contributes the hot linkable images and has a more sober overview of the card HERE

Watch live on Youtube for free HERE

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Championship match let’s go!

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
it would really be something if mei takes this, but i think fujita retains

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Penguin Patrol posted:

it would really be something if mei takes this, but i think fujita retains

Same, think the bros need to drop the tag titles before putting the belt on either of them.

Only other person that I think can hold the singles title at this point is Brookes, but I think you can still get some good title matches out of fujita

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
lmao they're receiving texts

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Akki passing the ace title on for a match :3:

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Getting our daily dose of Chie with these sponsor reads

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
lol gatoh move banner wings

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
minoru is the type of badass i want to be when i'm... wait he's only 43??? i gotta get to work

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
fujita is looking like a killer

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

100% unbiased ref here

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
She's got him in the centre!

APPLE MUTILATION!

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
those loving backbreakers looked vicious

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

SHE SLAMMED HIM

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
WOAH!

mei strong

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
another table spot in chocopro???

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
DEVASTATING WATER TO THE FACE

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

That might just be the first waterboarding in a professional wrestling match

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
gross wet mat smell

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
oof that cough sounds rough

hopefully too much water didn't go down the wrong pipe

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


cant believe mei waterboarded fujita

war criminal mei

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
mei died

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
ON THE HEAD

SHGDDSAF:LHSFLKHVNKHAWS:KLFH:LKGDV

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


mei dead



e: just like jesus, she rose from the dead!

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
I BIT I BIT I BIT I BIT I BIT

WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE TO PUT MEI AWAY????

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

That move looks brutal af

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


newton crash

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
AEW can wait

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Honestly shocked they didn’t wrap it up before dynamite, I bit way harder on the false finishes because of that

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
I love Mei's wall splashes

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

fez_machine posted:

AEW can wait

i did not expect them to overlap. this match is loving lit!
(i've got them both on screen, angelico vs christian over there)

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