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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Chadzok posted:

I listened to divababy have a big tantrum on a podcast the other day
boo hoo who is buying chia it doesn't even do anything :cry::cry:

lol sad loser ssd goes brrrr

where can i get one of these sad loser ssds?

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
if your ssd is making a brrrr noise something is seriously wrong and you should get to a safe distance immediately

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Hammerite posted:

where can i get one of these sad loser ssds?

open ur computer

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Shame Boy posted:

im the "synthetic digital dollar known as Tether"

hey

gently caress you

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Chris Knight posted:

be your own son

We gettin’ in to Heinlein territory here, CK.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Chris Knight posted:

due to certain, uh, legal complications, the hq is always moving

It is a giant, Gothic castle that randomly teleports around the world every day at sunrise. I mean, if you are dumb enough to get into Bitcoiin you’d probably fall for that.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Boxturret posted:

if your ssd is making a brrrr noise something is seriously wrong and you should get to a safe distance immediately

Pumping seed out my ssd and I ain’t talking about chia

SSD: super small d

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
NVME

Not very masculine erection

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

FrozenVent posted:

petition to change the quote button to “dox”

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

A bunch of cryptobros are gonna move to El Salvador and are gonna find out that some of the locals are a bit more heavily armed/difficult to bully than in PR

ETA:

FrozenVent posted:

petition to change the quote button to “dox”

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
MS13 is going to kidnap, torture and kill at least a few bitcoiners, before they realize all this is not worth the effort it takes to cash out and just go back to dealing drugs

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
to be in the room when MS13 discovers tether and subsequently when a coiner shows up at the US embassy to un-renounce his citizenship....

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

infernal machines posted:

open ur computer

is this doxxing? i'm pretty sure this is doxxing, and also harassment. just wait till i make my qcs thread about you

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Eeyo posted:

yeah it sounds so convoluted, like why not just accept the money and send tethers out in El Salvador? the bitcoin just does not sound like it does anything whatsoever.
Obfuscation. If you just say "your government is buying 150 million dollars of gift vouchers for a store that doesn't exist" people might get mad

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
Oh my God they're so stupid



Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
why would i want to store my money on Source Filmmaker?

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
i'm the "number go up" discord emoji

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Beached Whale posted:

Oh my God they're so stupid





this is a level of misunderstanding of encryption that i moved past when i was like, 13. good job, buddy.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Shame Boy posted:

this is a level of misunderstanding of encryption that i moved past when i was like, 13. good job, buddy.
I guess we know what xlol is doing with all his new spare time.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Shame Boy posted:

this is a level of misunderstanding of encryption that i moved past when i was like, 13. good job, buddy.

number go up == good

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
more bits = better than

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Splicer posted:

gift vouchers for a store that doesn't exist
mods...

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

NFTs (gif vouchers)

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

DerekSmartymans posted:

It is a giant, Gothic castle that randomly teleports around the world every day at sunrise. I mean, if you are dumb enough to get into Bitcoiin you’d probably fall for that.

no problem, just get a bunch of these babies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wJY4bd_M-w

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

brb im building a 15,001 bit encryption key right now

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
This reminds me of when I got into ciphers in highschool and wrote a program that a bunch of crazy poo poo based on substitution cipher and thought it was uncrackable and gonna be worth millions, lol

The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Jun 13, 2021

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
unbreakably cypher:h866f09j

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004




The token that only goes up
GUH (Goes Up Higher) is an elastic supply token that is mathematically guaranteed to increase in price until it exceeds the price of bitcoin

boy i hope this isn't an obvious scam

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

The Glumslinger posted:

This reminds me of when I wrote got into ciphers in highschool and wrote a program that a bunch of crazy poo poo based on substitution cipher and thought it was uncrackable and gonna be worth millions, lol

i wrote an "encrypted" chat program in high school that added the ascii value of each character in the cypher text to each character in the message text, sequentially, and sent the result to the recipient.

this guy may or may not have a better grasp of encryption than i did at 16

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

Shumagorath posted:

I guess we know what xlol is doing with all his new spare time.

No poo poo, during one of his probes I saw a deleted comment on /r/buttcoin that was followed up with:

"Is this supposed to be an insult? Also what does biden have to do with anything?"

xlol alt detected.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Vivian Darkbloom posted:



The token that only goes up
GUH (Goes Up Higher) is an elastic supply token that is mathematically guaranteed to increase in price until it exceeds the price of bitcoin

boy i hope this isn't an obvious scam

seriously what the gently caress is going on with that smiley, why does it have 6 eyes but only 2 eyebrows

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

SYSV Fanfic posted:

No poo poo, during one of his probes I saw a deleted comment on /r/buttcoin that was followed up with:

"Is this supposed to be an insult? Also what does biden have to do with anything?"

xlol alt detected.

xlmao

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

SYSV Fanfic posted:

No poo poo, during one of his probes I saw a deleted comment on /r/buttcoin that was followed up with:

"Is this supposed to be an insult? Also what does biden have to do with anything?"

xlol alt detected.

oh my

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Vivian Darkbloom posted:



The token that only goes up
GUH (Goes Up Higher) is an elastic supply token that is mathematically guaranteed to increase in price until it exceeds the price of bitcoin

boy i hope this isn't an obvious scam

i kind of like this turn of events where crypto true believers get scammed by increasingly clever math tricks. this is the logical outcome of having a bunch of people who think they are really good at "this complicated crypto stuff" and ready to get their wife's savings into any sufficiently advanced blockchain bullshit

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
xlol gonna give it to ya

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Chris Knight posted:

xlol gonna give it to ya

then i threw it on the ground

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Vivian Darkbloom posted:



The token that only goes up
GUH (Goes Up Higher) is an elastic supply token that is mathematically guaranteed to increase in price until it exceeds the price of bitcoin

boy i hope this isn't an obvious scam

no clue why that hasn’t been taken down yet

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



PIZZA.BAT posted:

no clue why that hasn’t been taken down yet

jeff seems to have a fairly permissive attitude towards banner ads so long as they aren't personal attacks or super offensive.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Midjack posted:

jeff seems to have a fairly permissive attitude towards banner ads so long as they aren't personal attacks or super offensive.

how else is he gonna pay off the mortgage on these dead gay forums?

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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

FrozenVent posted:

how else is he gonna pay off the mortgage on these dead gay forums?

super cool dudes who everyone is secretly jealous of reregging over and over to own us with their overflowing mental health?

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