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accidentally shooting a bird with the bullet i've been saving for 20 years with the name of my sworn enemy carved on it
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google THIS posted:A group of Amazonian women sampling beers from tiny glasses while Flight of the Valkyries plays excuse me this is the joke thread, not my literotica page
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google THIS posted:A group of Amazonian women sampling beers from tiny glasses while Flight of the Valkyries plays brau with the fraus (...da bang, da dang diggy diggy) ---------------- |
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Jun 7, 2021 02:31
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Yinlock posted:accidentally shooting a bird with the bullet i've been saving for 20 years with the name of my sworn enemy carved on it Accidentally killing two of my sworn enemies with a stone I was going to use to hunt birds |
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Jun 7, 2021 03:24
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accidentally smoking out of a seagull |
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Jun 7, 2021 04:45
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google THIS posted:Accidentally killing two of my sworn enemies with a stone I was going to use to hunt birds my Vengeance List is just a total shitshow today
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Jun 7, 2021 06:02
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The porn game industry is clearly running out of ideas now that they're parodying educational software. I'm not sure who Mavis Beacon Teaches Gaping is even for |
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Jun 8, 2021 02:44
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tiny brain: frankenstein is the name of the monster normal brain: aschully, frankenstein is the doctor, the monster is called adam or something galaxy brain: dr frankenstein gave life to the monster, and it is entirely reasonable to refer to them with the same surname |
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Jun 8, 2021 16:47
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tiny brain: the monster was the real monster normal brain: society was the real monster galaxy brain: tbf the monster killed some completely innocent people for no good reason |
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Jun 8, 2021 16:48
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dracula vladdy AF posted:The porn game industry is clearly running out of ideas now that they're parodying educational software. I'm not sure who Mavis Beacon Teaches Gaping is even for And The Magic BangBus is just a regular bangbus, wtf. |
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Jun 8, 2021 18:42
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dracula vladdy AF posted:The porn game industry is clearly running out of ideas now that they're parodying educational software. I'm not sure who Mavis Beacon Teaches Gaping is even for Harold Fjord posted:And The Magic BangBus is just a regular bangbus, wtf. the orgasm trail, however? 
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Jun 9, 2021 04:44
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:the orgasm trail, however? a hugely influential work to be sure, but it was getting pretty stale by the 3rd edition and i'm glad they tried more varied gameplay in the puke-on trail |
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Jun 9, 2021 05:29
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i can't be bothered to develop a joke for my joke. thats the joke |
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Jun 9, 2021 21:01
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hot Jarl summer |
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Jun 9, 2021 22:34
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frump truck posted:hot Jarl summer young hot courtiers baron it all!
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your friend sk posted:young hot courtiers baron it all!
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If you really think about it, a crown is a really fuckin weird thing to have as a symbol of supreme executive power. Like, how do we know who the bossman is? Oh he's the one with the useless hat. |
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Jun 10, 2021 20:04
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Finger Prince posted:If you really think about it, a crown is a really fuckin weird thing to have as a symbol of supreme executive power. tbh its a pretty obvious way of signalling that ur in charge. most extravagantly dressed mf w/ the biggest hat is a p effective way of government, evidently |
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Nosfereefer posted:tbh its a pretty obvious way of signalling that ur in charge. most extravagantly dressed mf w/ the biggest hat is a p effective way of government, evidently this is just one more reason that dolemite should have been president. |
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Jun 10, 2021 21:26
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your friend sk posted:young hot courtiers baron it all! this is very good 
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Jun 11, 2021 11:45
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War and Peace Hammer 40K in the grim dark 19th century russia there is only war. and also peace. |
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Ventral EggSac posted:War and Peace Hammer 40K
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Ventral EggSac posted:War and Peace Hammer 40K |
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can't stop thinking about the phrase "fap wizard" |
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Prurient Squid posted:The OPPOSITE of "sex, drugs and rock and roll". Apparently it's Snacks, Sax and Pepsi Max according to the meme thread. |
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i 100% stole this from some comedy podcast my dad was listening to, but: the lyrics of "hurt" to the rune of "singing in the rain" e: oh sweet i found a vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NksOXNOkjYU
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biosterous posted:i 100% stole this from some comedy podcast my dad was listening to, but: one of the best parts of one song to the tune of another used to be the elaborate metaphors that always turned into an insult made at the expense of the dude playing the piano. ---------------- |
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i was at a karaoke bar one time and someone cued up Crocodile Rock but just sang the lyrics to Creep without any assistance. it worked very well
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A sketch series about Theravada bhuddist monks in jobs they could have but also but would be odd to encounter Like, they couldn't be a cop or a firefighter because realities of the job and state influence on dress But would be funny/cool to like call up a plumber and they rock up in orange robes and a tool belt, fix up your pipes for the mindful exercise Or you call for a male stripper and they have pull away velcro robes and work for alms |
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Jun 13, 2021 09:53
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Sherolck Holmes oblivious to Watson's creepy simping. |
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Prurient Squid posted:Sherolck Holmes oblivious to Watson's creepy simping. Isn't that just sherlock holmes though? |
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"Hey remember the baskerville hound? I got a tattoo to remember your success in that case" "......you got a neck tattoo of me killing a dog? What the gently caress, watson" |
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Jun 21, 2021 14:52
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tfw senpai notices a mouse dropping on a coat sleeve at ten yards but he still doesn't notice you 
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Jestery posted:A sketch series about Theravada bhuddist monks in jobs they could have but also but would be odd to encounter tfw when a cop in an orange robe is giving you a ticket for parking. you try to argue but they give you some poo poo about meeting buddah on the road. i cant meet buddah on the road if the state takes my lisence for all these parking tickets you give me |
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Jun 21, 2021 20:57
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The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel: blue. |
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Jun 22, 2021 01:29
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Cubone posted:The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel: blue. 
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Jun 22, 2021 02:09
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tech bubble? more like tech bumble
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Cubone posted:The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel: blue. I mean , this is a weird case of technology marching forward aiding a book Having the sky be an utter monochromatic blue would suit the story almost as well And I heard some people who imaged it line a test channel, full of neon colours and hard lines |
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It was a dark and horny night; the rain fell in torrents—except at infrequent intervals, when it was checked by a violent orgasm of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in Byob that our scene lies), twerking along the housetops, and fiercely gyrating the scanty flame of the lamps that snuggled against the darkness
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