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Wendigee posted:Otters like to torture and take penguins apparently lol. Which one of you idiots said only humans are bad? We've got about 8 animals up the chain that are just as violent if not smart enough to wipe out a species like we can whenever I see incredibly obtuse takes like these I wonder if people ever stop to think that - as far as we know - animals didn't dedicate centuries of their existence to developing ethics, morals, societies, philosophy, technology etc. against all basic survival instincts an animal is just a very complex machine with varying degrees of intelligence that tries to survive in very rough and direct ways, if you're used to clawing, biting, rending every day of your life to survive it's normal that your idea of fun is to do the exact same thing how loving stupid is it to say "see animals do it too, it's not just humans who are bad". are you really comparing a human being capable of abstract reasoning and active choices to something that regularly shoves its face in the guts of a decomposing carcass to eat?
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ilmucche posted:The defence's playbook for the Toronto truck murderer probably isn't where you want to draw your arguments tbh I guess that would depend if I were trying to defend an otter or a human. "Your Honour, I would like to remind the court that my client, an otter, is in fact a wild otter. While otters are extremely intelligent for an animal in comparison with say a chicken or clam, and that some otters are capable of -- is it technically "murder" to kill a seal? Even a baby seal? No? Technically my client has not committed a crime in the legal sense because both my client and the alleged victim are in fact both wild animals and are not subject to nor enjoy any protection of the court of law? Huh. Well OK, so while some otters are capable of doing messed up things to baby seals I would like to remind the court that every otter is considered innocent until proven guilty. Otto, what do you think? 
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My client is an orphan!
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This is not Otto or my client but I assure you the only thing this otter is guilty of is being adorable. https://i.imgur.com/YaLBv6X.mp4
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The accusations that my client is guilty of GTA is ridiculous and unfounded. Yes they were found with the keys of the stolen vehicle but as the evidence shows they are in fact an otter that doesn't know how to use them. 
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And as you can see, my client has no hostile reaction to seals or vice versa.
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And finally, may it please the court that I present a goodest character witness: https://i.imgur.com/qpuZlf0.mp4
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It wasn't my client, it was the otter one!
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Wendigee posted:Otters like to torture and take penguins apparently lol. Which one of you idiots said only humans are bad? We've got about 8 animals up the chain that are just as violent if not smart enough to wipe out a species like we can Jesus Christ. It was a set up to a reference to a Kids in the Hall sketch. No reason to get all ad hominem over it.
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uber_stoat posted:on a certain level i think i will always consider parrots to be a bit exotic so i love seeing places where they have gone native and you just have these massive swarms of intelligent flying beasts wreaking havoc all over the place.  Because taxidermy 
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Smik posted:And finally, may it please the court that I present a goodest character witness: Finally a water type dog and a earth type dog have teamed up.
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necroid posted:whenever I see incredibly obtuse takes like these I wonder if people ever stop to think that - as far as we know - animals didn't dedicate centuries of their existence to developing ethics, morals, societies, philosophy, technology etc. against all basic survival instincts Or you can not have this conversation in the blessed thread
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Son of Rodney posted:It wasn't my client, it was the otter one!  This trial has been an otter debacle. Case dismissed. However, as the witness clearly identified an otter, it will be necessary to conduct new lineups. *bangs gavel*
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I dislike conversations about rape, murder, and torture in the blessed thread
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Yoshi Wins posted:I dislike conversations about rape, murder, and torture in the blessed thread Yeah. I didn't mean to start this poo poo. I'm sorry. Did not expect a comment about bird to bring out the OMG RAWR that it did
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Thank you mr. slothal.
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That smile after the high five 
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BOOTY-ADE posted:That smile after the high five La sonrisa al final es lo mejor
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Skweezy Jibbs is the truth. https://www.tiktok.com/@skweezy4rea...1&is_copy_url=0
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https://i.imgur.com/8ajxl2O.mp4 Get dunked on otter haters 
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https://twitter.com/nosensememe/status/1403787965629976579 Unsure if #blessed or cursed, making an executive decision
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Smik posted:This is not Otto or my client but I assure you the only thing this otter is guilty of is being adorable. river otters are flawless animals any way you cut it
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, questionable, cool, cool, cool, cool
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The Walrus posted:Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, questionable, cool, cool, cool, cool Nah. You're wrong.
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The Walrus posted:Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, questionable, cool, cool, cool, cool no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no
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