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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

A mostly ok male comedian is probably still gonna be horrible

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RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

This is what got me to start hating the show.

Watching people do scary things is neat and good fun. But that's not fun to watch. That's just disgusting for everyone involved.

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

mind the walrus posted:

I thought Stanhope was mostly ok, or did he go bonkers in the last few too?

he's always been a libertarian nutter, but i guess not a chud.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

From this article I also learned that Joe Rogan once got into a fight with a contestant on Fear Factor.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Stanhope is... I guess he's the second best angriest comic I've ever seen, but I don't recall anything about him being a sex pest or a chud. He's very, very far from politically correct, but he (to my knowledge) hasn't forced women comics to watch him masturbate or anything else.

Dudes just really angry at life and existence in general. Has some good sets though.

Rogen is just... He went from being a decent comedic actor to just some weird dude asking people to eat bugs to so.e weirdo guy who heard a neat new theory about something crazy and somehow makes his life about it. Unfortunately, thanks to the internet he has a massive audience. DMT AND WEED OMG DUDE WHAT IF GORILLAS TOOK DMT WOULD THEY START USING TOOLS MAYBE THAT'S HOW BIGFOOT STARTED kinda batshit.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

killer crane posted:

he's always been a libertarian nutter, but i guess not a chud.

where are you getting that from? one of his best bits is just asking why we can't all work together to tackle all the world's problems one at a time. #1: people starving to death in a world full of food

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
Sorry for the random twitter post, but I don't think there's a way to inline TikTok

https://twitter.com/youwouldknow/status/1403264601953800192?s=20

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

RaspberryCommie posted:

This is what got me to start hating the show.

Watching people do scary things is neat and good fun. But that's not fun to watch. Only fun to watch for a select group of producers jacking of to it. That's just disgusting for everyone involved.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

koshmar posted:

Sorry for the random twitter post, but I don't think there's a way to inline TikTok

https://twitter.com/youwouldknow/status/1403264601953800192?s=20

Hyperlynx posted:

Oh! Oh holy poo poo! So THAT'S who Tom Cardy is!

There's a podcast called Dragon Friends which is a bunch of very funny Australian comedians playing Dungeons and Dragons, and the recent seasons has Tom Cardy doing live music. I haven't run into any of his stuff outside of the podcast before.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The 2000's were just the most mean spirited time in American history everything was anger and stress and humiliation and torture and explosions and hating on people who were different it was just an absolute moral cultural political vacuum

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The 2000's were just the most mean spirited time in American history everything was anger and stress and humiliation and torture and explosions and hating on people who were different it was just an absolute moral cultural political vacuum

Unlike now, Americans famously bring stress-free, happy, and not torturing and murdering innocent people constantly. Also racism is over.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Phosphine posted:

Unlike now, Americans famously bring stress-free, happy, and not torturing and murdering innocent people constantly. Also racism is over.

The difference is that these days, some people give a poo poo. Back then no-one did. Look at anything written online in like 2004 and count how many times they use the f-slur.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Phosphine posted:

Unlike now, Americans famously bring stress-free, happy, and not torturing and murdering innocent people constantly. Also racism is over.

I think there's more self-awareness, more authenticity, and more sense of certain poo poo just not being okay.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Agents are GO! posted:

Can anyone identify the music in this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJPxiY5Q6iE

koshmar posted:

Sorry for the random twitter post, but I don't think there's a way to inline TikTok

https://twitter.com/youwouldknow/status/1403264601953800192?s=20

Who the gently caress calls it a Hashed Brown?

June 4 2021
Jun 4, 2021

by Pragmatica

Humphreys posted:


Who the gently caress calls it a Hashed Brown?

And who pronounces "baked beans" like that!? Hope someone was executed for this error.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

please contact this comedian and correct him immediately, the poor fool is out there calling them "hashed browns" !!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

June 4 2021 posted:

And who pronounces "baked beans" like that!? Hope someone was executed for this error.
Who the hell has baked beans with a full breakfast anyway?






:can:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Splicer posted:

Who the hell has baked beans with a full breakfast anyway?






:can:

I'm not touching this one with a 20 foot beanpole

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Why is that contentious? Is this thread somehow full of cafe owners who need to decide on the menu?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



McDonald's Breakfast Deluxe is "eggs", bacon, sausage, biscuit, pancake, and jam. With orange juice.

So yeah, gently caress it, have beans for breakfast too, whatever.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
There's no way that donkey cum is real, i absolutely refuse to believe it

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Fear Factor really seemed to have become fetish porn if it wasn't already.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Bismuth posted:

There's no way that donkey cum is real, i absolutely refuse to believe it

The alternative is that somewhere out there is a company that can produce believable synthetic cum that is safe to consume.

Goons, please do the needful

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The alternative is that somewhere out there is a company that can produce believable synthetic cum that is safe to consume.

Goons, please do the needful

It’s about time to gas the thread.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The alternative is that somewhere out there is a company that can produce believable synthetic cum that is safe to consume.

Goons, please do the needful

They're called sex toy makers and porn industry suppliers.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Rogen is just... He went from being a decent comedic actor to just some weird dude asking people to eat bugs to so.e weirdo guy who heard a neat new theory about something crazy and somehow makes his life about it. Unfortunately, thanks to the internet he has a massive audience. DMT AND WEED OMG DUDE WHAT IF GORILLAS TOOK DMT WOULD THEY START USING TOOLS MAYBE THAT'S HOW BIGFOOT STARTED kinda batshit.

The midpoint here is where he was a commentator for the UFC for ages which grew his audience in a particular direction.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
In this week's fear factor it's the boys against the girls! The girls will have to withstand being tied up while I lick their cute little toesie woesies... but they're disqualified if they stop asking for more! Then it's back to my place for the physical challenge: extracting the mystery goo from the fear hose... with her mouth!

Meanwhile the boys will uh someone go check what's trending on deviant art I'm busy.

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The alternative is that somewhere out there is a company that can produce believable synthetic cum that is safe to consume.

Goons, please do the needful

From one of the old ask/tell threads premixed pina colada base is supposedly used occasionally as a substitute in porn. For human cum at least, I don't know how it differs from donkey cum.

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

last derail posted:

saw zaws

this derail posted:

donkey cum

:actually: theyre called reciprocating haws

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Hel posted:

From one of the old ask/tell threads premixed pina colada base is supposedly used occasionally as a substitute in porn. For human cum at least, I don't know how it differs from donkey cum.
If you like pina coladas
And faking dudes getting drained

Splicer has a new favorite as of 12:27 on Jun 13, 2021

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The alternative is that somewhere out there is a company that can produce believable synthetic cum that is safe to consume.

Goons, please do the needful

That’s just piña colada mix.

e: Because I got beaten on this, piña colada mix is for faking cum for swallowing. For faking cum on the skin, use Cetaphil face cleansing.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 13:27 on Jun 13, 2021

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Yellow Yoshi posted:

:actually: theyre called reciprocating haws

Donkeys never reciprocate.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Donkeys never reciprocate.
Speaking from experience?

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Splicer posted:

Speaking from experience?

everyone's into eating rear end these days

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Mac and Cheese posted:

where are you getting that from? one of his best bits is just asking why we can't all work together to tackle all the world's problems one at a time. #1: people starving to death in a world full of food

This is the bit I was thinking about (I guess in another thread). He seems to have a good attitude on balance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYA9DaSIddo

blort

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Platystemon posted:

That’s just piña colada mix.

e: Because I got beaten on this, piña colada mix is for faking cum for swallowing. For faking cum on the skin, use Cetaphil face cleansing.

This requires all the "contestants" to be in on it and keep their mouths shut afterward.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Hehe, piña.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Blue Footed Booby posted:

This requires all the "contestants" to be in on it and keep their mouths shut afterward.

Well yeah you get disqualified if you can't keep it down

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Blue Footed Booby posted:

This requires all the "contestants" to be in on it and keep their mouths shut afterward.

If someone says that donkey semen tastes like piña coladas, I’m not in a position to dispute it.

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
They could have just dumped some salt or something in amd at that point maybe it was too gross to recognize as pina colada

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