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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Cumulust

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Checks out

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Cocaine Bear posted:

A big penis in the sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMoK11P4w6Y

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus


Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

monolithburger posted:

How about crossing these mountains, Hannibal?

Hannibal no: the Alps

Hannibal yes: les grand tétons

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Should put those into a Bikini.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
:vince:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

evobatman posted:

Should put those into a Bikini.

holy gently caress

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“The bikini swimsuit is named after the atomic bomb testing ground because the designer wanted it to have a similar ‘bombshell’ effect on the world” is one of those facts that sounds totally fake but is totally true. Also, the designer hired a nude dancer to model it because he could find no runway models willing to do so.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

evobatman posted:

Should put those into a Bikini.

They should do no such thing atoll.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Coral sex is all fun and games until someone blows their load and your ring starts burning.

monolithburger has a new favorite as of 10:51 on Jun 14, 2021

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





The crossed arms just scream "well it ain't gonna drink itself"

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Cocaine Bear posted:

A big penis in the sky

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry
Yippie ai yo!
Yippie ai ay!
A big penis innnnnnnn the skyyyyyy

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Goin' up to the penis in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Wouldn't you know it, it's headed straight for Fish Creek.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

monolithburger posted:

Wouldn't you know it, it's headed straight for Fish Creek.
Well it's that or poo poo creek

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Batman Got Back :stare:

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!




Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I thought heroes didn't do that.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Just DC heroes.

Marvel heroes eat rear end which is why they are superior.


EDIT:


Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 14:21 on Jun 15, 2021

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Cocaine Bear posted:

I thought heroes didn't do that.

JJJ was right. He’s a menace!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
What!? No! I said he eats man rear end! Now get the hell out of my office and get me my drat pictures!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Splicer posted:

What!? No! I said he eats man rear end! Now get the hell out of my office and get me my drat pictures!

:vince:

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

Send nukes.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
show bombs and phosgene pls???

monolithburger has a new favorite as of 10:46 on Jun 16, 2021

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I showed you my core please respond.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
Not to bodyshame, but what's up with the skintone of her feet? Has the pic been altered? Is it the lighting? Are they red because the harness is putting pressure on them? What am I looking at here?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

GreenMetalSun posted:

Not to bodyshame, but what's up with the skintone of her feet? Has the pic been altered? Is it the lighting? Are they red because the harness is putting pressure on them? What am I looking at here?

She's obviously a hobbit, learn to be a little sensitive.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

GreenMetalSun posted:

Not to bodyshame, but what's up with the skintone of her feet? Has the pic been altered? Is it the lighting? Are they red because the harness is putting pressure on them? What am I looking at here?

The combo of grainy photo, low resolution and image compression makes for that patchy look in low lit areas

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yeah same

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
A dick in the hand is worth two in the bush

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HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

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