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Facebook Aunt posted:Beach Boys is a less accurate name every year. Now they a bunch of Coast Codgers. Dune Dodderers
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Old Men of the Sea
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Shoreside Seniors
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 14:32 |
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Beach biddies Promenade prostate guys Beach boomers Old loving twats
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Salty Sailors
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 16:13 |
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https://twitter.com/nocontextbrits/status/1404754561097666565?s=21
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 16:27 |
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Planning on a cheeky lolly in my fannie sort of night
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 16:56 |
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Well that's my weekend ruined.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 17:23 |
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They've got plastic surgery televangelist and his nephew, perennial conversion camp prom king youth pastor.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 18:11 |
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https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1404874104960958467
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 19:54 |
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It says nothing about your butt
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 21:20 |
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If we're lucky the aliens will land this week to take over Earth, take one look at that, shake their multiple heads, and leave. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 21:50 |
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Inceltown posted:It says nothing about your butt It never does...
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 22:03 |
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:What would you do for a Klondike bar? The Klondike bar, obviously
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 22:04 |
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 23:38 |
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Sticking an ice lolly in your vagina sounds incredibly uncomfortable. Have these women never heard of refrigerating a dildo like a normal person ?
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 04:45 |
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Inceltown posted:It says nothing about your butt Fanny means pussy in the uk.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 05:09 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Fanny means pussy in the uk. Fanny means front bum here too.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 07:30 |
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Inceltown posted:Fanny means front bum here too. "Here" being Inceltown ?
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 08:04 |
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Lady Disdain posted:"Here" being Inceltown ? There or , readers choice.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 08:50 |
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What about a Push-Up?
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 04:00 |
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Knormal posted:What about a Push-Up? Those are only for bras.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 04:05 |
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https://twitter.com/BostonDotCom/status/1405167758267109385
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 05:37 |
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Knormal posted:What about a Push-Up? push-pop?
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 06:44 |
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There’s a lot to unpack in this headline to say nothing of the Australian spider apocalypse being “US News”. https://www.the-sun.com/news/us-news/3085332/spider-apocalypse-australia-countryside-cobwebs-biblical-mouse-plague/
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 13:35 |
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Cartoon Man posted:
This happens every so often it’s not a big deal.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 14:24 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:This happens every so often it’s not a big deal. Ok, well, is there anyone asking your PM to let their people go, because if this is a regular occurrence by now maybe y'all oughta consider it
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 17:12 |
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Phy posted:Ok, well, is there anyone asking your PM to let their people go, because if this is a regular occurrence by now maybe y'all oughta consider it Unfortunately, yes, but the PM and half the country is too busy jacking themselves raw about the cruelty
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 17:18 |
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Why is it never a Biblical mousse plague?
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 17:28 |
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Platystemon posted:Why is it never a Biblical mousse plague? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Porridge
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 17:38 |
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In the real world, I can’t imagine there’s a closer parallel than the Boston Molasses Flood.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 17:50 |
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Aaahhhh so that what the fortune teller meant when he promised I'll have the 'sweetest' day ever ahhhh!
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 19:15 |
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By popular demand posted:Aaahhhh so that what the fortune teller meant when he promised I'll have the 'sweetest' day ever ahhhh! Going by your avatar, I’d say your sweetest day ever ends in plastic bottle with a few ml of Fanta
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 22:25 |
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There was also that time when 14 people were killed by sugar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg7mLSG-Yws
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 00:31 |
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Tobermory posted:There was also that time when 14 people were killed by sugar. Oh, plenty more people than that have been killed by sugar
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 00:37 |
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There was also a beer flood, iirc. It's not sweet like mousse, but is is *frothy. e: *foamy ? Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 01:01 on Jun 18, 2021 |
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Noah was just a minor character in The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ps https://ios.gadgethacks.com/how-to/ios-14-5s-apple-podcasts-update-could-devour-your-iphones-data-storage-unless-you-do-0384609/ PhantomOfTheCopier has a new favorite as of 03:04 on Jun 18, 2021 |
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quote:Experience: I swallowed one of my AirPods https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/jun/18/experience-i-swallowed-one-of-my-airpods?CMP=soc_567
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/jun/18/experience-i-swallowed-one-of-my-airpods?CMP=soc_567 Ugh, I've held off on wireless earbuds because I knew they'd get lost while I sleep, but I never expected that
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