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Google Butt posted:Soft disclosures are so boring if you want the disclosure to get hard maybe you could give it some help?
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Jun 15, 2021 23:51
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Hooplah posted:if you want the disclosure to get hard maybe you could give it some help? sure, they're real
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Jun 15, 2021 23:53
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imagine thinking we had this advanced tech in 2004 and it not currently being in the shelf lmao
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Jun 15, 2021 23:53
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gotta fluff that fuzzy blob if u want to get busy
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Jun 15, 2021 23:57
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Google Butt posted:imagine thinking we had this advanced tech in 2004 and it not currently being in the shelf lmao and now imagine thinking that we had it in 1970 or 1950 or 1940 lol
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Jun 15, 2021 23:58
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The only somewhat compelling argument is that it was a multi rotor drone with some advance radar spoofing tech or some poo poo and that's a big lmao
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Jun 16, 2021 00:00
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now it's easy to believe this is bird technology How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks
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Jun 16, 2021 00:00
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Rah! posted:and now imagine thinking that we had it in 1970 or 1950 or 1940 "we"?      
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Jun 16, 2021 00:01
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Aliens should pay reparations to Earth for all the people they abducted. If they refuse it means they're
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Jun 16, 2021 00:06
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aliens better not try any funny stuff
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Jun 16, 2021 00:09
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Google Butt posted:The only somewhat compelling argument is that it was a multi rotor drone with some advance radar spoofing tech or some poo poo and that's a big lmao https://www.c4isrnet.com/electronic-warfare/2021/04/14/us-military-to-blend-electronic-warfare-with-cyber-capabilities/ quote:Rear Adm. John Meier, commander of Naval Air Force Atlantic, said April 13 during remarks at a virtual event hosted by the Association of Old Crows. “I think that the capabilities inherent in the jamming pod are going to open up a wide, wide array of not only jamming techniques, ranges, effective radiated power, but also taking us into other areas that we’ve never really had the ability to do before.” lol
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Jun 16, 2021 00:10
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July 18 is when the aliens leave earth and go home as per the agreement struck when they conceded defeat in the secret hyperwar against the US after the fall of their one terrestrial ally, the USSR. soft disclosure begins now, in two years the reveal of reverse-engineered alien technology and the recruitment drive for the space force to bring democracy to the friends of friends
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Jun 16, 2021 00:12
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Hooplah posted:if you want the disclosure to get hard maybe you could give it some help?  [
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Jun 16, 2021 00:13
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that guy's story makes me so curious, really seems like he poked the bee's hive in a big way but the official story sounds so relatively benign.
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Jun 16, 2021 00:17
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and what he found was the laziest honeypot ever like excerpts from some shelved upn script
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Jun 16, 2021 00:19
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Not just not-real but not even worthy of investigation or interest. I can’t fathom living in that lifeless interpretation of the universe.
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Jun 16, 2021 00:21
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Google Butt posted:imagine thinking we had this advanced tech in 2004 and it not currently being in the shelf lmao imagine thinking we had this advanced tech in 2004 and jeff bezos isn't using it to deliver knockoff sanrio buttplugs to your door straight from a bangladesh sweatshop in under an hour
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Jun 16, 2021 00:26
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Rah! posted:and now imagine thinking that we had it in 1970 or 1950 or 1940 Even in the intelligence conspiracy books I read still feature military personnel talking about silvery objects that accelerate at insane speeds, like nothing they'd ever seen. Then the spooks would embellish those stories with landings and appearances of mysterious pilots, but that doesn't discount the initial sightings. Truly weird poo poo. They're definitely seeing something and have been for decades. If disclosure is going to be, "They exist, we don't know what they are," have they not been trying to figure it out for the last 70-odd years? I get that this phenomena is truly weird, but do they really have no idea? Or are they hiding something? This is the poo poo that keeps me up at night, reading this thread.
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Jun 16, 2021 00:28
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pandy fackler posted:imagine thinking we had this advanced tech in 2004 and jeff bezos isn't using it to deliver knockoff sanrio buttplugs to your door straight from a bangladesh sweatshop in under an hour honestly im pissed
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Jun 16, 2021 00:28
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pandy fackler posted:imagine thinking we had this advanced tech in 2004 and jeff bezos isn't using it to deliver knockoff sanrio buttplugs to your door straight from a bangladesh sweatshop in under an hour i mean gently caress they could deliver it straight to your rear end in a top hat at mach 10
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Jun 16, 2021 00:29
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Mecha Gojira posted:Even in the intelligence conspiracy books I read still feature military personnel talking about silvery objects that accelerate at insane speeds, like nothing they'd ever seen. it would be a rather incredible revelation (and therefore the most likely) that the military really has been ineptly trying to solve this poo poo for 70 years and has kinda just gotten used to it at this point and it's been reduced to mundane paperwork that no one really cares about internally anymore
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Jun 16, 2021 00:31
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You'll know I've crack-pinged when I start saying that UFO's aren't cover for experimental aircraft, but experimental aircraft are cover for UFO's. And you motherfuckers have got me cracking.Good Soldier Svejk posted:it would be a rather incredible revelation (and therefore the most likely) that the military really has been ineptly trying to solve this poo poo for 70 years and has kinda just gotten used to it at this point and it's been reduced to mundane paperwork that no one really cares about internally anymore Just out here telling us this poo poo was stealth bird balloons for 40 years because they're just tired of filling out forms. That sounds correct.
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Jun 16, 2021 00:34
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June 30, 2021, Disclosure Day "Yeah, we have no loving clue what these things are, but they aren't hurting anybody so stop bothering us about it. loving figure it out yourselves. We've got Yemeni children's hospitals to bomb."
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Jun 16, 2021 00:38
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Delta-Wye posted:"we"? I think there’s some esoteric poo poo about Die Glocke being from the hollow Earth’s secret empire and unleashing terrible energies that could destroy the universe, but it looks pretty cool.
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Jun 16, 2021 00:42
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Mola Yam posted:the elite, highly-trained american pilot has never misidentified a target airplanes have transponders and modern sensors can identify aircraft types from the radar return and stuff, and modern HUD systems also allow you to see sensor data overlaid over your own eyesight, which helps decrease the chance of misidentifying things even more. And in the case of these recent navy videos at least, the objects were spotted by multiple witnesses/sensor systems at the same time. im not saying pilots or fancy military garbage is infallible, but it's not like WWII where poo poo was all visual or basic babby radar, and its not the same situation as a pilot or drone operator misidentifying friendly troops or a wedding or an orphanage as a terrorist training camp or whatever also i'm pretty sure most of the weddings and orphanages that America has exploded were not misidentified 
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Jun 16, 2021 00:42
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:it would be a rather incredible revelation (and therefore the most likely) that the military really has been ineptly trying to solve this poo poo for 70 years and has kinda just gotten used to it at this point and it's been reduced to mundane paperwork that no one really cares about internally anymore that's more or less what it sounds like really is the case, in that these things have been known about for 70 years but almost nobody takes it seriously or investigates, and now it appears we're getting disclosure because the American government is tired of being lied to about UFOs by other parts of the American government
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Jun 16, 2021 00:43
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"We've tried shooting at them with bullets, missiles, lasers, sound waves, light beams, radiation, radio waves, microwaves... poo poo guys, we're out of ideas."
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Jun 16, 2021 00:44
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I hear UFOs UAPs and Aliens are real jerks.
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Jun 16, 2021 00:45
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Delta-Wye posted:"we"? i wonder if the nazis have a bigger base in the hollow earth or on the dark side of the moon 
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Jun 16, 2021 00:46
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Wheeee posted:that's more or less what it sounds like really is the case, in that these things have been known about for 70 years but almost nobody takes it seriously or investigates, and now it appears we're getting disclosure because the American government is tired of being lied to about UFOs by other parts of the American government lol 
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Jun 16, 2021 00:46
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Rah! posted:i wonder if the nazis have a bigger base in the hollow earth or on the dark side of the moon technically the neuschwabenland base in antarctica guarding the hollow earth entrance is the largest in land area. Dero activity in the hollow earth proper necessitates small heavily armed outposts
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Jun 16, 2021 00:53
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lol at debunkers taking the angle that believers simply downplay human ingenuity. straight up cornball poo poo. embarrassing.
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Jun 16, 2021 01:06
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Have you ever seen the complexity of an eyeball? There's no way humans made UAPs nor are they evolvedfrom animals. Only humans have eyes disregard any other examples.
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Jun 16, 2021 01:08
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gonna rub his little belly and kiss him on his smooth grey head
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Jun 16, 2021 01:15
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OK baizuo posted:Aliens should pay reparations to Earth for all the people they abducted. If they refuse it means they're Big bong brain idea: the greys are all semi-sentient worker caste being used to abduct and examine what they think are also semi-sentient workers, because the leadership class have only ever talked to presidents and billionaires and took it on faith that ordinary people are a lesser lifeform because that's how it works on their greys' own planet. So they think of us the way we study bees in a hive - don't hurt the queen cause that would break the system, but individual workers are expendable so there's no harm in scooping one out to get a closer look. Otherwise why would those few individuals have half the planet's resources if they aren't a special caste vital to the system?
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Jun 16, 2021 01:24
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I hope to gently caress we're the only planet in the galaxy that invented capitalism and they're keeping us quarantined until it's cured. Ii would make me indescribably happy to find out it's a human disease and everyone else thinks we're crazy, I can't bear the idea that constantly buying and selling poo poo is common across the galaxy.
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Jun 16, 2021 01:28
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Overworked grey drone trudges into the supervisor's office after the latest abduction. 'We tried psychic probes, anal probes, brain probes, even talking to them directly. They all say the same thing: it's worth more because everyone thinks it's worth more and it definitely doesn't do anything useful, it's just always worth more...' 'I don't believe it, nobody could run a society that way. There MUST be a hidden reason, you just need to probe harder!'
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Jun 16, 2021 01:31
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quote:[...]   quote:Occurred: 2/12/2008 21:25 
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Jun 16, 2021 01:34
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How long do we have to be in the galactic federation until we get access to alien pornhub
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Jun 16, 2021 01:44
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OK baizuo posted:Aliens should pay reparations to Earth for all the people they abducted. If they refuse it means they're just saw this as an opening gag in Babylon 5 (whichi m watching for the first time) lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhC_KHkihKY
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Jun 16, 2021 01:45
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