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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 215 days!
this is what happens when you tell a bunch of dudes that they can never gently caress a woman and then ask them how its okay to gently caress your wife

ask them how the gay sex thats real bad and they obviously never do it goes if you want an informed opinion

or ask those dudes who didn't sign up for this poo poo but his family had too many kids and hsngs out with the nuns a lot about it

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Murdock canonically lays way more pipe than Bruce

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cocaine Bear posted:

Okay, now do butt stuff.

Well, there's a loophole in the Bible

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I always I enjoyed how that sort of thinking had the Catholic church being tacitly ok with condoms in gay prostitution

Ie
it's not procreation
And not a joinative act

So condoms are fine

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

I was about to get real mad and then your link was exactly what I hoped it would be.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Love this but never caught the quick your bf is gay as hell joke.



Lmbo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Jestery posted:

I always I enjoyed how that sort of thinking had the Catholic church being tacitly ok with condoms in gay prostitution

Ie
it's not procreation
And not a joinative act

So condoms are fine

That's up for debate, even though Benedict XVI publicly entertained this notion. It's not unsound thinking that if you're already doing something morally questionable, the least you can do is minimise possible negative repercussions.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Paladinus posted:

That's up for debate, even though Benedict XVI publicly entertained this notion. It's not unsound thinking that if you're already doing something morally questionable, the least you can do is minimise possible negative repercussions.

Fair , I'm no theologian

Still funny to imagine a bunch of priests sitting round a table saying

"So frangers and Gays, what do we think boys?"

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

If a dude can smell your pussy from across the room I'd say he's forgiven for not wanting to eat it

Wolfechu
May 2, 2009

All the world's a stage I'm going through


some plague rats posted:

If a dude can smell your pussy from across the room I'd say he's forgiven for not wanting to eat it

Yeah, but it's Daredevil, he can smell which side a coin lands on across the room or something

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I once asked a deaf guy if all his other senses were enhanced.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Wolfechu posted:

Yeah, but it's Daredevil, he can smell which side a coin lands on across the room or something

Wait I thought he could just hear good? I only watched the first season

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

some plague rats posted:

Wait I thought he could just hear good? I only watched the first season

All of his senses are enhanced

Wolfechu
May 2, 2009

All the world's a stage I'm going through


Hellblazer187 posted:

All of his senses are enhanced

Except the one, obviously

But yeah, it's all his senses. In the comics, even way back, he could read a regular newspaper like braille by running his fingers over the print

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Daredevil is a blind superhero whose superpower is being able to see

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Wolfechu posted:

Except the one, obviously

Right, lol. All of his OTHER senses are enhanced.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Hodgepodge posted:

this is what happens when you tell a bunch of dudes that they can never gently caress a woman and then ask them how its okay to gently caress your wife

ask them how the gay sex thats real bad and they obviously never do it goes if you want an informed opinion

or ask those dudes who didn't sign up for this poo poo but his family had too many kids and hsngs out with the nuns a lot about it

Oh for sure

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

some plague rats posted:

Every time someone posts their own twitter here I check their follower count and its always shameful. Don't do it

Forgot to check this thread for a few days and noticed that NONE of you cowards have gone for the obvious here

https://twitter.com/ookiimarukochan/status/1405307227569897476

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I’m the 0 likes.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

ookiimarukochan posted:

Forgot to check this thread for a few days and noticed that NONE of you cowards have gone for the obvious here

https://twitter.com/ookiimarukochan/status/1405307227569897476

I admire the effort

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



MarcusSA posted:

I’m the 0 likes.

You sure are, buddy. You sure are.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
jesus christ that's desperate

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I can accept Batman not eating pussy if it’s one of those takes where he’s a sad figure alienated from everyone around him.

However, there is no version of Catwoman that would still want to date him when she finds out about it.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Batman fucks like Patrick Bateman

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

some plague rats posted:

Wait I thought he could just hear good? I only watched the first season

Smelling is just nose listening, dumbass

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/rhineville/status/1405305689837240321

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Smelling is just nose listening, dumbass

Yeah and seeing is just eye smelling, which he can't loving DO, you IDIOT,

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ookiimarukochan posted:

Forgot to check this thread for a few days and noticed that NONE of you cowards have gone for the obvious here

https://twitter.com/ookiimarukochan/status/1405307227569897476

oof

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




AaaaaaaaFUCK

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWKZwsgfrJs

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

ookiimarukochan posted:

Forgot to check this thread for a few days and noticed that NONE of you cowards have gone for the obvious here

https://twitter.com/ookiimarukochan/status/1405307227569897476

Following you on principle for this :colbert:

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

some plague rats posted:

Yeah and seeing is just eye smelling, which he can't loving DO, you IDIOT,

But earwatching sits at the head of the disable table so Daredevil's sensory capabilities are a venn diagram of blowing your loving MIND. There's also a ninja chick with sais idk i had like four issues in middle school

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

CPColin posted:

Following you on principle for this :colbert:

Blocked, just to counter your follow :devil:

jk I’m not even on twitter

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
Can batman still suck dick or what?

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

CPColin posted:

Following you on principle for this :colbert:

I followed everyone that liked the tweet but not the poster themselves :c00lbutt:

e:


goddamn algorithm! :argh:

Scholtz has a new favorite as of 04:41 on Jun 17, 2021

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CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Scholtz posted:

I followed everyone that liked the tweet but not the poster themselves :c00lbutt:

I'll take it :tipshat:

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