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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
How do you design a military rifle magazine that fits in the magazine well both ways? If this simpleton hosed up at a range then imagine how many would do it while pinned down under enemy fire.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Nenonen posted:

How do you design a military rifle magazine that fits in the magazine well both ways? If this simpleton hosed up at a range then imagine how many would do it while pinned down under enemy fire.

Military Contractor: Ohhh, you wanted it to only fit ONE way? Well, let’s see here *takes out calculator* that’s gonna be 30 billion dollars for a redesign.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Nenonen posted:

How do you design a military rifle magazine that fits in the magazine well both ways? If this simpleton hosed up at a range then imagine how many would do it while pinned down under enemy fire.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA3VsMteAxk

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

they should make it so that it fires a shot out of the bottom of the magazine just to let you know its upside down

edit

Hackers film 1995 has a new favorite as of 14:33 on Jun 17, 2021

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

I was expecting the plug bayonet would fit in the rifle barrel, I never expected to witness military docking :allears:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
That guy is so blessed when it comes to firearms. Really pleasant to listen to and no macho bullshit.
His video on the DeLisle is certainly something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv6C5GjUPt8

June 4 2021
Jun 4, 2021

by Pragmatica
Posting about gun knowledge is no different to "actually its called ephebophilia"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

June 4 2021 posted:

Posting about gun knowledge is no different to "actually its called ephebophilia"

Yeah knowing about guns means you're a pedophile :hmmyes:

What is wrong with some of you people holy poo poo

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

June 4 2021 posted:

Posting about gun knowledge is no different to "actually its called ephebophilia"

“Wildcard, bitches!”-style posting can be a fun gimmick for you. But don’t start calling people pedos for laughs, gently caress that poo poo.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
I think what they're trying to infer is any knowledge about guns is the same as being someone who'd go on a killing spree with one.

Which is its own flavour of stupid.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

unclean knowledge

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The only way this would be better is if it was activated via hip thrust

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Guns are cool, people who own guns are tools. Sorry, that's just how it is.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Pigs were especially good foragers and were allowed to roam the forest in search of food. They would eat many things that other livestock could not.

Pictured are a rare pair of foraging pigs who have figured out how to use the small watercraft of the area for their benefit.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Son of Rodney posted:

Guns are cool, people who own guns are tools. Sorry, that's just how it is.

I think the hard cutoff is three guns. If you own more than three guns you probably have 200 of them.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Robobot posted:

I think the hard cutoff is three guns. If you own more than three guns you probably have 200 of them.

I think this rule holds for a lot of things that you should probably only have one or two of. Cats, motorcycles, tumours...

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Lodin posted:

Pretty sure you place that thing on your chest while you sleep. Hinders evil spirits from giving you a cowgirl.

https://i.imgur.com/S9XOpl2.mp4

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Phy posted:

I think this rule holds for a lot of things that you should probably only have one or two of. Cats, motorcycles, tumours...

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008


"Its advanced health-promoting thing, you should additionally do cocaine" - 19th century leading medical expert

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
A lot about our society makes sense when you realise that most of our social constructs and workplace schedules were developed assuming we'd all have over-the-counter cocaine.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

That's BPASWECETR you fools

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

That is some SNES Family Feud TAS levels of acronym.

Topic: Name a type of Taste

"Better control in pediatric and adolescent diabetes: Working to create centers of reference."

"Survey Says..."

*ding!* SWEET

"Good answer!"

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


What's great is the the Cologne Cohort of Neutropenic Patients (CoCoNut)

https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT01821456

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Nenonen posted:

How do you design a military rifle magazine that fits in the magazine well both ways? If this simpleton hosed up at a range then imagine how many would do it while pinned down under enemy fire.

I mean the bullets are the same length all the way down, unless you deliberatley make the bottom bigger it's gonna do that :v:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

OwlFancier posted:

I mean the bullets are the same length all the way down, unless you deliberatley make the bottom bigger it's gonna do that :v:
Make the magazine fit in only one orientation like the first USB ports.

That said, no matter how good the design, there will always be a better idiot.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

OwlFancier posted:

I mean the bullets are the same length all the way down, unless you deliberatley make the bottom bigger it's gonna do that :v:

That's what I mean - make the bottom flared so that it doesn't fit into the weapon and is tangibly different so you know even in total darkness and with gloves on which way it is just by grabbing it.



Alternatively, include a microchip and tiny speaker that says "OH YEAH BABY" every time you insert the magazine correctly and "OUCH poo poo NO" when you put the wrong end.

Anyway here's Wojtek the Pole bear

https://i.imgur.com/1sSiMMY.mp4

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

aphid_licker posted:

What's great is the the Cologne Cohort of Neutropenic Patients (CoCoNut)

https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT01821456

That they are not being tested for response to lime juice is proof that God is negligent

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Flared base is always the answer

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Nenonen posted:

That's what I mean - make the bottom flared so that it doesn't fit into the weapon and is tangibly different so you know even in total darkness and with gloves on which way it is just by grabbing it.



Alternatively, include a microchip and tiny speaker that says "OH YEAH BABY" every time you insert the magazine correctly and "OUCH poo poo NO" when you put the wrong end.

Better reloading processes you say?
https://i.imgur.com/MnsuQkt.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/8FGALNP.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/pSE39dr.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/TVHdFtb.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/4cd5MQ9.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/BUpU0gd.mp4

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

There are people on youtube that do a bunch of good ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmIlogViPes&list=PLUp0v8KH8ZEUNv5MaE8nrrgitpyv0FdI4

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Lodin posted:

Pretty sure you place that thing on your chest while you sleep. Hinders evil spirits from giving you a cowgirl.

Nope, you heckle with it.

Better than using it as a Koch wipe, that's for sure.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


Is that Battlefield Hard Line? What a weird loving idea that was.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Velocity Raptor posted:

That is some SNES Family Feud TAS levels of acronym.


god this kills me every time thank you

Dale-Taco
Feb 19, 2009


These are all great.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

aphid_licker posted:

What's great is the the Cologne Cohort of Neutropenic Patients (CoCoNut)

https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT01821456

Structural and electronic properties of chiral single-wall copper nanotubes

quote:

The structural, energetic and electronic properties of chiral (n, m) (3⩽n⩽6, n/2⩽m⩽n) single-wall copper nanotubes (CuNTs) have been investigated by using projector-augmented wave method based on density-functional theory.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


PittTheElder posted:

Is that Battlefield Hard Line? What a weird loving idea that was.

https://i.imgur.com/o7pHL3q.mp4

There were some fun times in that game

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Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

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