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i am harry posted:a janitor was using the network and a computer in a closet to look at cp the FBI had to hire him immediately, the shutdown was caused because they couldnt find anyone to clean up after the last janitor
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Jun 17, 2021 19:40
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https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1pfQ0m3FxXvDJpi8vPk3D9T4ivydHI33X Do you wanna see funny drawings of supposed alien encounters? Of course you do, look at these weirdos:  quote:"A young boy saw a tall woman (9 ft) in a rural area and the spoke something sounded like "eh". The boy then ran back to his home. No UFO was associated with this case.  quote:Humanoid Encounters 1977  quote:HA HA HA YES
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Jun 17, 2021 19:45
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hseroK divaD posted:https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1pfQ0m3FxXvDJpi8vPk3D9T4ivydHI33X Paulo please, show me where she is
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Jun 17, 2021 19:47
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Jun 17, 2021 19:49
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hseroK divaD posted:https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1pfQ0m3FxXvDJpi8vPk3D9T4ivydHI33X neil armstrong raped a man? canceled
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Jun 17, 2021 19:49
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Wheeee posted:you're projecting your own limited intellect and basic bitch thinking patterns onto other people, nobody here is unironically expecting ET to beam them up and your attempts at rationalizing are neither novel nor interesting I think you're being hostile because I've said something that doesn't agree with your beliefs. If you want to hear a conspiracy theory here's one: UFOs are the new religion, and the US is pushing it to control the masses. People are starting to get wise to the old religions and they're gonna need a new reason to ban abortion/weed/women voting soon. If the "UFOs" start shutting down abortion clinics well you've been warned.
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Jun 17, 2021 19:49
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Jun 17, 2021 19:50
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Butternubs posted:I think you're being hostile because I've said something that doesn't agree with your beliefs. lol
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Jun 17, 2021 19:51
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Butternubs posted:I think you're being hostile because I've said something that doesn't agree with your beliefs. UFOs are no different from the angels and demons of yore. Theyre living entities watching over us in a controlled experiment in the cosmos. God? Actually exists. Is a giant idiot.
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Jun 17, 2021 19:51
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Butternubs posted:I think you're being hostile because I've said something that doesn't agree with your beliefs. lol im just wandering into the vegan thread to talk about how delicious meat is, why is everyone booing? its true!
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Jun 17, 2021 19:51
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please just go away or stop trying to pretend you're smarter than everyone else because your brain can't comprehend shitposting, your posts are boring and dumb
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Jun 17, 2021 19:52
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Butternubs posted:I think you're being hostile because I've said something that doesn't agree with your beliefs. You came in here and told us why what you think we believe is wrong lol
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Jun 17, 2021 19:53
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if i post enough about the UFOs i'll receive eternal salvation
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Jun 17, 2021 19:53
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Bideo James posted:God? Actually exists. Is a giant idiot. You know it doesn't like that name
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Jun 17, 2021 19:53
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Butternubs posted:UFOs are the new religion, and the US is pushing it to control the masses. People are starting to get wise to the old religions and they're gonna need a new reason to ban abortion/weed/women voting soon. If the "UFOs" start shutting down abortion clinics well you've been warned. this isnt conspiracy its on the books rockefeller social control doctrine, and the new age program was incredibly successful
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Jun 17, 2021 19:53
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Tighclops posted:You know it doesn't like that name that stupid loving box that pretends sentience can be called whatever it wants. i will mock it for ONCE telling us to call it "God"
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Jun 17, 2021 19:55
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Butternubs posted:UFOs are the new religion, and the US is pushing it to control the masses. People are starting to get wise to the old religions and they're gonna need a new reason to ban abortion/weed/women voting soon. If the "UFOs" start shutting down abortion clinics well you've been warned.
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Jun 17, 2021 19:56
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"wow, look at this weird thing" ITS NOT ALIENS "...okay, that's fine" I SAID ITS NOT ALIENS, WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME
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Jun 17, 2021 19:56
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it's definitely aliens
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Jun 17, 2021 19:57
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https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1405597207240314880?s=20
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Jun 17, 2021 19:59
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Butternubs posted:I think you're being hostile because I've said something that doesn't agree with your beliefs. I am sorely disappointed to find out that you're serious and not just copy/pasting from D&D.
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Jun 17, 2021 20:00
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https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1405548060479037441 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIYbeJAk9SM
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Jun 17, 2021 20:01
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Butternubs walking up to an active UAP sighting with dozens of other people: "Wow, what are we looking at? Whats happening? I cant tell whats going on! Someone explain to me whats happening! Where am I?"
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Jun 17, 2021 20:02
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it definitely (might as well be) aliens
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Jun 17, 2021 20:03
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I've been doing some extra digging into UFOs and UAPs and I have come up with some questions of my own: *throwing photos onto the table, alternating pictures between Butternubs and flying saucers* Butternubs, answer me this: Why are you seen at every UAP and UFO sighting for the last 300 years?
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Jun 17, 2021 20:05
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you true believers better become posadists instead of doing some weird rear end UFO religion in CSPAM like the internet witches tried to do
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Jun 17, 2021 20:05
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but i already have a weird hermetic religion with DMT and UFOs
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Jun 17, 2021 20:06
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Marzzle posted:you true believers better become posadists instead of doing some weird rear end UFO religion in CSPAM like the internet witches tried to do you insult us
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Jun 17, 2021 20:07
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WEH posted:you insult us theyre not insulting me
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Jun 17, 2021 20:09
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it’s posadists all the way down, always has been
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Jun 17, 2021 20:09
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Posadism is trot poo poo. Besides, the Aliens already work with the CIA.
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Jun 17, 2021 20:12
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im so loving himosesxula im going to gently caress the aliens, im going to gently caress the transdimensiosnals, im going to POSSIBLY KISS the grays (ape clomes)
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Jun 17, 2021 20:13
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Mecha Gojira posted:posadism is trot poo poo
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Jun 17, 2021 20:14
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endocriminologist posted:im so loving himosesxula im going to gently caress the aliens, im going to gently caress the transdimensiosnals, im going to POSSIBLY KISS the grays (ape clomes) alien gently caress n suck group chat is also a desirable outcome
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Jun 17, 2021 20:15
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Marzzle posted:alien gently caress n suck group chat is also a desirable outcome 
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Jun 17, 2021 20:17
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A guy that was on the USS Theodore Roosevelt during the GIMBAL and GOFAST encounter is the first guest in Podcast UFO, apparently he ended up in ONI so I’m sure he’s Very Trustworthy
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Jun 17, 2021 20:18
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imo, posadist cspam faction would bring the alpha commie energy to keep the crazier more splitter prone marxists in line
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Jun 17, 2021 20:30
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https://twitter.com/JeffLoveness/status/1405607818116403201 this oughta piss em off
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Jun 17, 2021 20:33
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ONI guy thinks they’re non-human entities and claims to have been visited by them lol
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Jun 17, 2021 20:40
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Bideo James posted:I've been doing some extra digging into UFOs and UAPs and I have come up with some questions of my own: I'm actually mostly swamp gas.
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Jun 17, 2021 20:42
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