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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Taco Duck posted:

Why hasn't the guy with the furry dick done anything yet?

Who is the guy with the furry dick

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Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Omnikin posted:

DCL when??

the english media doesn't spend months sucking him off so no one cares about him

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


the beautiful game

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Bape Culture posted:

Kane is genuinely atrocious WhAts Southgate thinking

He's thinking someone at talksport might be rude about me if I sub off England's Harry kane, better leave him on to stink the place out. Cowardly behaviour

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



i might actually leave work early cause idgaf about this ending

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Omnikin posted:

The fix is in, England are trying to NOT win so they don’t have to play second place of France/Portugal/Germany group

Who would we play instead

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Elliptical Dick posted:

More like Harry Lame right guys?

:yeah:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Barry Shitpeas posted:

why would you drink hot water from the tap??

ok, replace "drink" with "use"

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Taco Duck posted:

Why hasn't the guy with the furry dick done anything yet?

Hey now, his name is David Beckham, and he's only there to watch the game

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



20 more minutes of this poo poo

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He raised the flag instantly. Rude.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Abhk (anyone but Harry kane)

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


don't watch the ball watch the broken triangles, I tell myself

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

too scared of losing to try and win

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

Barry Shitpeas posted:

why would you drink hot water from the tap??

I a nuclear event, turn of your mains and you'll have non contaminated water in the heater for some time. Also fill a bathtub if you have one.

had time to remember that tidbit while nothing's happening on the pitch...

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Splorange posted:

I a nuclear event, turn of your mains and you'll have non contaminated water in the heater for some time. Also fill a bathtub if you have one.

had time to remember that tidbit while nothing's happening on the pitch...

i'll just remember to kill myself

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Bape Culture posted:

Who would we play instead

If second, second in group E. Spain/Slovakia/Sweden. Third place is wacky because there are a bunch of opportunities

But I believe none of them are France/Portugal/Germany

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

Vintersorg posted:

i'll just remember to kill myself

same

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew
Goddammit Shaw you could have saved my fantasy team there you arse

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Thank Christ

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
HE'S DOING IT.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Thank gently caress

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Imagine if England hired decent managers

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



BEND IT SHAW

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Here comes the prime minister in waiting

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

*Englishman voice* here's how to get non-contaminated water into your household in a pinch

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



BYE KANE

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Bye kane you useless oval office

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Im hungry marcus

Hungry for goals

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
gently caress off harry!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
OH THANK GOD

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Shaw looks bad and fat

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


watch him take off grealish instead of kane

e; my streams behind i guess

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Dire, Shaw

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Smirr posted:

*Englishman voice* here's how to get non-contaminated water into your household in a pinch

You drink hot water from a tap mate

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
The ITV commentator is a genuine imbecile. An absolute moron.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Ally MyCoist saying it's a good sign England are taking off their worsr player :thunkher:

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
in america it takes half an hour to boil a kettle

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Looks like those soft brits don't like it uo 'em!

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