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COVID Fats: Working on the COVID Fats:  I've decided that beards are the crutch of the fat man.
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Ben Quebec posted:I've decided that beards are the crutch of the fat man. I feel attacked but I also feel seen, v. conflicted right now
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Jun 9, 2021 02:25
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Woebin posted:You're a good sibling-of-sorts (I bet there's an English term for this), as the eldest in my line I wish I'd been half as cool, and I bet your partner's sister brags about you to her friends. Technically she's my sister in law, it's just the age difference is such that I'm more like an uncle rather than a brother. As she gets older I'm sure the relationship will move more towards that. I can't speak for how she views me or anything, I just hope I can be at least an OK 'masculine' uhhh role model? Any of the other men she has to look at are quite awful in all sorts of ways. Like her father, or various uncles, or take your pick as we live in Florida. I have it exceptionally easy as a straight white man that lives in the USA, so me doing this purple hair thing for her isn't hard or difficult at all because if anyone does want to assume something they can't, because I'm a straight white guy and thus can do whatever I want. I know exactly how far my privilege goes (infinite so far as I can tell) and any time some other white dude wants to challenge something as dumb as hair color against me I can simply go "lol" and mean it. It's happened once so far, a florida-man type pulled up next to me at a stop light and was quite caustic in asking me why I was "sitting on the wrong fuckin' side" of the vehicle I was in, while looking at my hair. I was in this:  which also makes me immune to criticism to some dude in a beat to poo poo Ram truck. I said something like "its what I like?" while rattling off how it's manual transmission, diesel, immortal, from Japan. Light turned green, "huh, alright" he said decidedly less spicy and drove off. The older I get the louder insecure men become in the sense that you can see directly through them. This dude read just like any other guy that I meet that is terrified of stepping outside whatever status quo they think exists. So don't feel that you weren't half as cool to your siblings, I'm cheating.  Ben Quebec posted:I've decided that beards are the crutch of the fat man. I am proud 2 be beardless.
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Jun 9, 2021 03:39
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The Walrus posted:50 km in a day is no loving joke, especially with a pack on if the terrain is even remotely hilly. drat dude. Yeah, I was not in a great mood by the end of it. The pack wasn't bad though, probably 12 or 13kg at the time. All those words... You're a good male figure in her life and she's always gonna appreciate that.
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Jun 9, 2021 05:57
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Ben Quebec posted:COVID Fats: When I was in shape I never allowed stubble. I think you’re on to something.
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Jun 9, 2021 06:02
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Right, the coals are glowing and the stewpot is bubbling. I just need to grab my club. Now which one of you smooth faced hairless wood sprites do I bonk and throw in it first? Slim pickings all round. Seriously though, I really do need to shave this stupid straggly goatee off.
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Jun 9, 2021 13:44
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You'll have to pry my beard from my cold, dead follicles.
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Jun 9, 2021 14:10
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got a haircut. I think i have turned that corner where you always look exhausted no matter how fresh your balls feel
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Jun 10, 2021 00:00
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Just say you look blasé, that's the trick.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:23
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Ben Quebec posted:I've decided that beards are the crutch of the fat man. i always see chinstrap beards on fat men as a means of indicating where their face ought to end also you weren't very fat. i'm only interested in before and after pictures if you're able to stand in one leg of your old trousers
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Jun 10, 2021 00:54
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"relive your best moments for a year ago" thanks google edit i'll have to edit this picture out it is causing me symphatetic pain matti fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jun 10, 2021 |
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Jun 10, 2021 01:27
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crispix posted:i always see chinstrap beards on fat men as a means of indicating where their face ought to end AKA the 'George Lucas insta-chin' 
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Jun 10, 2021 02:14
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"A beard is no substitute for a jawline, no matter how you trim it." It's from Venture Bros.
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Jun 10, 2021 05:15
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Sitting Here posted:got a haircut. I think i have turned that corner where you always look exhausted no matter how fresh your balls feel You look very pretty and i hope your balls feel exceptionally fresh
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Jun 11, 2021 03:15
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Jun 12, 2021 00:50
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crispix posted:i always see chinstrap beards on fat men as a means of indicating where their face ought to end Brother I was 200lbs in 5'7 how much fatter do I need to get lmao
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Jun 12, 2021 01:46
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Sitting Here posted:got a haircut. I think i have turned that corner where you always look exhausted no matter how fresh your balls feel Yeah, I'm 35 too.
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Jun 12, 2021 01:46
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You can take my fat guy beard from my cold dead cheetah encrusted face !!!!
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Jun 12, 2021 01:50
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I'm basically at the point if my balls get any fresher they'll become a glade plug in. Still look like I'm death consistently.
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Jun 12, 2021 02:15
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Had a tornado touchdown two miles from my work. Big rear end warehouse, everyone huddled together ready for this thing, and here I am playing on my phone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qhZyv7cDMQ
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Jun 12, 2021 02:16
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 I'm pretty much falling apart lately but at least I look kinda cute while doing so.
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Jun 12, 2021 02:40
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Derpies posted:You can take my fat guy beard from my cold dead cheetah encrusted face !!!! ??? ???  ?????
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Jun 12, 2021 06:47
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Ben Quebec posted:COVID Fats: I told you not to watch Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, now you did, and now I must destroy your body. You shouldn't have watched Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood.
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Jun 12, 2021 06:52
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I told you not to watch Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, now you did, and now I must destroy your body. You shouldn't have watched Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood. If you dare speak ill of Daniel I will raise my fist and drive it into your skull with a righteous indignation
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Jun 12, 2021 07:20
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I got my first Covid jab and purchased these weird bone conducting earphones.
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Jun 12, 2021 23:37
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Katamari Democracy posted:I got my first Covid jab and purchased these weird bone conducting earphones. drat, I didn't know Griffin McElroy was a GBS poster
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Jun 13, 2021 00:52
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Sup, thread! I'm not even sure if I should post a pic because of what I have done with my facial hair. I met an old friend recently and he laughed for a good five minutes when he seen it. Oh, what the hell. I think i might regret this... 
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Jun 13, 2021 18:39
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i like it, you look like a highlander who can also fly a spitfire
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Jun 13, 2021 19:20
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Valko posted:Sup, thread! incredible Ben Quebec posted:Yeah, I'm 35 too. I'm only 33  I underwent some crazy stress alchemy, so people went from assuming I was roughly 21 to nodding sadly in acknowledgment of my mid-30s-rear end-face. I just want to hurry up and start growing some rad grey hair so I can fully convert into a mean old lady.
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Jun 13, 2021 20:27
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Why would you be nervous about posting a moustache like that
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Jun 14, 2021 13:07
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Valko posted:Sup, thread!  in my wildest dreams I would never have the patience for that length. Its incredible
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Jun 14, 2021 13:20
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If I ever need to rob a steam locomotive I know which goon I'm gonna call
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Jun 14, 2021 13:22
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Revins posted:Why would you be nervous about posting a moustache like that Self conscious. I've been able to grow muttonchops and a chinstrap since I was 13 but the moustache had to wait until I was 23-24. I didn't stop me from trying and being a stubborn youth I just kept the peach fuzz and anyone who told me to wise up got a dressing down, even family members.
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Jun 14, 2021 14:12
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Herbicidal Maniac posted:
Something I've noticed about German men over a certain age. They all have impeccably groomed moustaches and/or goatees. I noticed this 20 years ago when I did construction work for Siemens and I still notice when I go to food fairs in the City at Christmas.
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Jun 14, 2021 14:15
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 2 years makes a difference it would turn out
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Jun 19, 2021 04:39
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Miss Broccoli posted:
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Jun 19, 2021 11:14
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Miss Broccoli posted:
 
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Jun 19, 2021 14:33
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Woebin posted:Oh hell yes, this is fantastic. Happy anniversary! Or Merry HRTmas, if you will. I love this!
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Jun 19, 2021 15:24
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 lol good bad picture core
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Jun 20, 2021 03:20
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Goober Peas posted:I love this! Anyway here's me looking seductive for a date that stood me up, her loss. 
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Jun 20, 2021 10:09
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