[UFOs] big mummy, big mummy, no whammies

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PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

Dan Sheehan is a respected attorney who�s been deeply involved in uncovering legitimate government lies and coverups through the US legal system. He helped defend the New York Times in the Supreme Court case regarding their right to publish the Pentagon Papers (which showed the public what really went on in Vietnam). Later while at the Christic Institute, he helped uncover much of the Iran-Contra Affair.

https://youtu.be/pYgCVzWap9I

He's also the lawyer of the UAP leakers

# ? Jun 20, 2021 05:52

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 07:19

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

I don't know who that Corbell dude is but he rubs me the wrong way, real roganite energy

# ? Jun 20, 2021 05:53

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

a real gorilla mindset style of guy

# ? Jun 20, 2021 05:54

A MIRACLE: Sep 17, 2007; All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

why is the ufo music so bad

Pooky posted:

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Slow-Saucer.mp4
I skip 90% of saucer videos because they're so obviously faked. This one's not too bad though.

I noticed that too. I assume they were on approach and got called off due to an object in the airspace. Then had to make an evasive turn to avoid it. Maybe?

# ? Jun 20, 2021 05:57

WEH: Feb 22, 2009

PawParole posted:

https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aH...e=1&pep=2616709

Jeremy Corbell claiming that the DOD/Pentagon have "full crafts"

1. Halting speech as he figures out his next lie

2. He farted at 43:46 lol

# ? Jun 20, 2021 05:58

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

he self inserts so hard in his docs its pinnacle cringe

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:01

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

Google Butt posted:

I don't know who that Corbell dude is but he rubs me the wrong way, real roganite energy

agreed, he talks like a credulous idiot

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:01

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i'm going to choose to believe this, the lmao-files, where the podesta email hack was to mess with UFO disclosure and pizzagate -- which mutated into q-anon -- was a psyop to get the rusty shackleford types to chase ghosts and goblins instead of aliens (epstein returned to home planet)

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:06

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Google Butt posted:

a real gorilla mindset style of guy

would u fight an alien on DMT

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:07

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

Google Butt posted:

I don't know who that Corbell dude is but he rubs me the wrong way, real roganite energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjRpTNWv7dY

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:09

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

PawParole posted:

https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aH...e=1&pep=2616709

Jeremy Corbell claiming that the DOD/Pentagon have "full crafts"

My questions will always be "where" and "lemme see"

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:10

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

PawParole posted:

which one do you think they're from?

Whose bright idea was it to name 75% of nearby stars Gliese.

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:12

PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Whose bright idea was it to name 75% of nearby stars Gliese.

that just means they're unnamed

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:15

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Whose bright idea was it to name 75% of nearby stars Gliese.

Gliese�s. He escaped the nazis and the soviets because he missed his telescope too much. He kept naming stars until the week he died.

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:33

endocriminologist: May 17, 2021; SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol

I have a date tomorrow and I�m gonna tell this poor guy all about aliens until he pays for the food

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:49

pancake rabbit: Feb 21, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFi_1pF6e4

# ? Jun 20, 2021 07:06

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

SOFT DISCLOSURE IS BORING HURTY THE gently caress UO

# ? Jun 20, 2021 07:11

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Lol lue is saying that they have footy of tictacs 50ft away

# ? Jun 20, 2021 07:26

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

We're seeing the objects more often because the invasion force being manufactured underwater is nearing critical mass.

# ? Jun 20, 2021 07:31

endocriminologist: May 17, 2021; SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol

*softly discloses you uwu*

# ? Jun 20, 2021 08:07

elaboration: Feb 21, 2020

my gribblefication is nearly complete

# ? Jun 20, 2021 08:28

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

Foreverally gribbletized and loving it

# ? Jun 20, 2021 08:42

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

when the documents are released:

after I finish digesting the implications:

# ? Jun 20, 2021 09:02

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

Objurium posted:

The UAP's on fire
and there's no driver at the yoke

# ? Jun 20, 2021 10:17

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/This-Way.mp4
I agree with the dude shrugging at the start

# ? Jun 20, 2021 10:20

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/UFO-into-Ocean.mp4

# ? Jun 20, 2021 10:35

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Plane-Chaser.mp4
Fake or not this owns. Better than any of these news programs' mockups.

# ? Jun 20, 2021 10:37

PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

. My hypothesis is that the military has finally figured out how to create their own version of these vehicles. The technology is finally ready to be revealed. This way they can assure the people they are safe since we have our own advanced vehicles.

# ? Jun 20, 2021 10:46

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTIzsMLRQjY

# ? Jun 20, 2021 10:46

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

quote:

TR-3B Black Triangle � In recent years, countless people have reported seeing flying objects of strange shapes (including triangular) and spectacular trajectories. Without ever challenging the existence of UFOs of alien origin, we must make it clear that some of such aircraft are in fact owned and used in the greatest secrecy by the US government.

Only with the tremendous courage of some people who worked in different military bases, the truth about these aircraft�s was able to come to light, which is likely to hurry their future use in civil society for the benefit of all mankind. This is not just about the use of the aircraft itself but primarily about the technology behind its propulsion system � a technology that is also called �black technology� and which, as Steven Greer mentions in his Hidden Truth, Prohibited information is about 10,000 years more advanced than space-based space technology currently used globally.

In this regard, it is very interesting, the account of an American specialist who worked on a secret military base near Groom Lake City, about an unimaginable aviation technology for the general public, which the Americans already have. Since this report, originally published online at http://www.darkgovernment.com/news/tr-3b/, is no longer accessible at that address, we offer it below: �A friend told me at some point he would never forget the image of the TR-3B aircraft in the Papoose Base, which looks exactly like an alien ship.

Black as triangular pitch, TR-3B was rarely mentioned (and only whispering) in Groom Lake, where he worked. At one point, the aircraft flew over the Groom Lake track in complete silence, and as if by surprise, it suddenly stopped above the S-4. Floated silently in the same position for about 10 minutes, after which he left softly on the asphalt of the track. Sometimes a bright blue-silver crown surrounds the massive circumference of the TR-3B.

The operational model is approximately 183 meters in diameter. The TR-3B aircraft also has the ASTRA code name. The first operational reconnaissance flight took place in the early 1990s. The triangular nuclear platform of the aircraft was built in the highest secret of the AURORA Program, funded with money from the �black budget� (at least $ 3 billion invested in this project). �Aurora� is now the most secretive US aerospace program and TR-3B is the most �exotic� vehicle that was created under the Aurora Program, funded and coordinated by the NSA (National Security Agency), the NRO National Recognition) and the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency).

The functionality of TR-3B is not a fiction, it was built with technology already available in the mid-1980s. So, not every UFO spotted is necessary of alien origin. The material covered by the TR-3B aircraft is a radar-reactive polymer, which can change its reflectivity, radar absorption, and colour. This polymer, when used in conjunction with some internal TR-3B electronic systems, can give the vehicle such a look that it looks like a small ship or a flying cylinder on the radar screen.

A circular ring, filled with acceleration plasma, called the Magnetic Field Disruptor (MFD), surrounds the crew�s rotating compartment and outperforms any currently known technology. The Sandia and Livermore laboratories have developed this secret technology, and the [American] government will do everything to protect it. The plasma generated by bringing mercury to 250,000 atmospheres and at a temperature of -123 degrees Celsius, if accelerated to 50,000 rpm, becomes a superconducting plasma, the ultimate result of this process being the cancellation of gravity (levitation).

More specifically, by generating this rotating magnetic field, the effect of gravitational attraction on the ship is neutralized to 89%. In other words, the weight of the circular accelerator, as well as all the weight of the accelerator � crew cap, avionics (navigation and operation devices and appliances), fuels, crew environment systems and a nuclear reactor, etc. � are reduced by 89%. This makes the vehicle extremely easy and has the ability to far exceed the performance and manoeuvrability of an aircraft built so far (except, of course, UFOs).

The TR-3B aircraft evolve at high altitudes in an undetectable way (using STEALTH technology), thus providing an undetermined flight time recognition platform. Once it reaches (at a high speed) at that altitude, it needs only very little propulsion to maintain its altitude. In addition, I remember that at the Groom Lake secret base there were rumours about a new element that would act as a plasma catalyst. Having the weight reduced by 89%, the vehicle can travel at a speed of 9 Mach [9 times the sound speed: approx. 10,000 km / h], both vertically and horizontally.

Sources say that performance is limited only by the biological limitations of pilots � which are many, given that the gravitational force is reduced by 89%. The propulsion of the TR-3B is provided by three multimodal propellers mounted in each corner at the bottom of the triangular platform (see Fig. �). TR-3B moves at a speed of up to 9 Mach (Mach is a unit of measurement used in aerodynamics to express the speed of a body moving in a fluid: projectile, aeroplane, rocket, etc. The Mach 1 speed is equal to the sound velocity in that fluid; Under standard conditions, Mach 1 is equal to 1224 km / h (or 340 m / s) until it rises to 120,000 meters (120 Km), then God knows how fast it can move. The three multimode rocket engines that are mounted on each corner of the platform use hydrogen or methane and oxygen for propulsion.

In a rocket system that uses hydrogen and liquid oxygen, 85% of the propulsion provides oxygen. The rocket nuclear engine uses a liquid hydrogen and oxygen boost for additional power. The reactor heats the liquid hydrogen and injects liquid oxygen through supersonic nozzles so that hydrogen combusts at the same time with liquid oxygen. The multimodal propulsion system can operate in the atmosphere with the propulsion offered by the nuclear reactor in the upper atmosphere with hydrogen propulsion and in the combined orbit (hydrogen/oxygen) circumferential orbit.

What you need to keep in mind is that the three rocket engines actually propel only 11% of the mass of the Top Secret TR-3B aircraft. Engines are built by Rockwell. Therefore, when triangular UFOs are recorded, it does not necessarily mean they are of extraterrestrial origin, and may also be ultra-sensitive flight apparatus, such as the TR-3B.

The National Security Agency (NSA), the National Recognition Office (NRO), the CIA and the United States Air Force (USAF) intentionally created a certain ambiguity about the names of these aircraft: they created the TR-3, which was modified in TR-3A, TR3-B, plus 2, 3, or 4 suffixes that actually mean completely different aircraft. Thus, the TR3-B model is just as different from TR3-A as banana grapes. Some of these are designed to have a human crew, others are designed to operate unmanned. �

Independent journalists who courageously reveal all this secret information hope that their emergence on more and more media channels will greatly help to �wake up� people in the face of these occult realities and thus lead them to their use for the good of the whole mankind. On the other hand, disclosure in the press of this information will prevent and completely dismantle the various manipulations of an eventual alien invasion or other similar rumours that are being made to escape the �black operations� of the satanic �elite� of so-called �enlightened�. �

that really takes a turn at the end

# ? Jun 20, 2021 10:57

munce: Oct 23, 2010

shiny orbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ottKHWNAv9Y&t=85s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnJsrhBFA2w&t=296s

# ? Jun 20, 2021 11:01

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/OK.mp4
00:15

# ? Jun 20, 2021 11:14

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Pooky posted:

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/OK.mp4
00:15

Just a normal frisbee caught in the wind

# ? Jun 20, 2021 11:24

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

wait so now there's millions of ufos just flying around earth all the time?

# ? Jun 20, 2021 11:28

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Blinking-Speedy.mp4
I can't tell if the orb is twitching or that's all the camera.

2:05 is weird too but it could just be encoding artifacts