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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

But doctor... I am COGIATI...

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fister Roboto posted:

Butt doctor... I am GOATSE...

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Skwirl posted:

I'd that like Myers-Briggs, but to find out your gender?
It's primarily for trans women and it's this weird scale

quote:

650 to -390: Class 1 (Definite Male)

-389 to -130: Class 2 (Feminine Male)

-129 to 129: Class 3 (Androgyne)

130 to 389: Class 4 (Probable Transsexual)

390 to 650: Class 5 (Classic Transsexual

And the questions



Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Carthag Tuek posted:

e: whoa theres a real one in the comments :pwn:

quote:

Monokini designer Rudi Gernreich had predicted in a September 1962 issue of Women’s Wear Daily that "Bosoms will be uncovered within five years."

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I was enjoying PFSC before but they're 10x better after dropping the storylines

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

We've gotten to my favorite one.

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

We've gotten to my favorite one.

That's mine too.

I don't have a lot of time for depression comics, at least as a long-term thing, too relentless, but the PFSC creator channeled their gloom into genius. I hope they're doing okay.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I was enjoying PFSC before but they're 10x better after dropping the storylines

*dad of michael sera(?) voice from arrested development*

Is it?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

It's primarily for trans women and it's this weird scale

And the questions





IIRC the last question was "You get to decide if you'll be remembered as a man or a woman when you die, which would you pick?" with the options of "As a woman, obviously," "who gives a gently caress i'll be dead" and "I'd want to be remembered accurately."

I guess it's like 15 years old but still, yeesh.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

It finally broke me, a PFSC I like!

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

I wonder how that guy is at this point.

Does he still wear the ring

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Possibly the horniest Jucinka yet.

https://twitter.com/jucikadaily/status/1406627901315837952?s=21

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Hyvää Juhannusta.

e: gently caress I just realized Juhannus is this week-end :eyepop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzAvxt-en2M

(Juhannussimaa means both "Mid-summer mead" and "hosed by Juha".)

ee: Oh of course they also made it:

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 17:00 on Jun 20, 2021

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Actually, my favorite PFSC might be the dad and their kid snowed in one, I looked it up today and it made me tear up even though I've seen it dozens of times.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Hyvää Juhannusta.

e: gently caress I just realized Juhannus is this week-end :eyepop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzAvxt-en2M

(Juhannussimaa means both "Mid-summer mead" and "hosed by Juha".)

ee: Oh of course they also made it:



gently caress, I wonder if Systemet sells this.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

idk

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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I am kind of impressed by how horny these cartoons from the eastern bloc are.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Josef bugman posted:

I am kind of impressed by how horny these cartoons from the eastern bloc are.

Their comics technology was years ahead of us at the time, we're lucky that things never completely came to a head

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Their comics technology was years ahead of us at the time, we're lucky that things never completely came to a head

Around the same time, I think, Beetle Bailey was being censored by the publisher whenever a navel appeared.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Their comics technology was years ahead of us at the time, we're lucky that things never completely came to a head

"Mr President we cannot allow a horny cartoon gap to develop!"

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Jucika consistently comes up with well thought-out, straightforward, practical, no-nonsense horny solutions to the problems that arise in her everyday life.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Thirsty troubles begat sexy solutions.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Vindolanda posted:

Around the same time, I think, Beetle Bailey was being censored by the publisher whenever a navel appeared.

I remember digging through my parents' old comic stash and finding the official horny Beetle Bailey pamphlet. It had a foreword about how it was only published in Denmark, a bunch of sketches of unreleased strips, and a big mid-page spread of a naked Miss Buxley with such sexy imagery as a tiny Killer walking towards her crotch with a lolling tongue and a pair of garden shears.

I was still coming to grips with puberty and easily excitable, and it somehow managed to be thoroughly unerotic despite Mort Walker's best efforts.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Josef bugman posted:

I am kind of impressed by how horny these cartoons from the eastern bloc are.

The Soviets Hungarians used a... pencil?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Jucika was created in the period of the so-called pseudo-consumerism that emerged in the aftermath of political processes within USSR after Stalin's death. The political crisis made the Hungarian revolution possible, and even though the revolution failed to overthrow the regime, new Hungarian government saw this as an opportunity to adapt communist ideology to the needs and wants of the general public at home, as opposed to what the ideological centre in Moscow dictated. Moscow, in turn had to tacitly agree to these concessions to avoid further radicalisation of protest elements. This was also in line with Khrustchev's declared liberalisation he enacted to further distance himself from Stalin. Hadn't Khrustchev condemn Stalin at the 20th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, there would be no Jucika, folks. She existed to pacify political opposition with horny. Whether she was a tool of covert propaganda, or actually helped Hungary to peacefully transition to a more democratic society, that's for you to decide.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Jucika is definitely a proud consumer, taking joy in everyday innovations and dalliances wherever and however they become available.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Vindolanda posted:

Around the same time, I think, Beetle Bailey was being censored by the publisher whenever a navel appeared.

Old school Beetle Bailey was relatively horny. Unfortunately its horniness was mostly about sexual harassment.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Actually, my favorite PFSC might be the dad and their kid snowed in one, I looked it up today and it made me tear up even though I've seen it dozens of times.
Mine, too. And it makes me tear up every time. :unsmith::hf::unsmith:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Hirayuki posted:

Mine, too. And it makes me tear up every time. :unsmith::hf::unsmith:

Iwish when the smith faces high fived they turned to the sad ones

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Josef bugman posted:

"Mr President we cannot allow a horny cartoon gap to develop!"

it developed during the obama administration :nws: https://goatkcd.com/

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

Now in two convincing fruit flavors!

spoiler: it’s papaya

You’ll have to pry them from my cold, dead mouth

I come to this wharf at night to AVOID crimes

This is what is known in the business world as a ‘hard sell.’

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



*rents U-Haul to bring home all the local stores' stock of CRAMMERZTM*

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Fools Infinite posted:


Now in two convincing fruit flavors!

spoiler: it’s papaya

You’ll have to pry them from my cold, dead mouth

I come to this wharf at night to AVOID crimes

This is what is known in the business world as a ‘hard sell.’

My heart dropped to see this

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Josef bugman posted:

I am kind of impressed by how horny these cartoons from the eastern bloc are.

Look up Soviet television commercials. The only ad agency was in Estonia and they could pretty much do what they wanted vis-à-vis horny.

Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011

Fools Infinite posted:


This is what is known in the business world as a ‘hard sell.’
And then, none of you bought Crammerz, and Beartato died. The end.

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Reginald's always been the heart and soul of beartato strips anyways

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