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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
:wth:

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/josephmdurso/status/1401991512284700678

Make your own Delia Smith jokes.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

:rip: Blue Star Error

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/BBCLookNorth/status/1401923765630652424

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
How that oval office hasn't been banned from football in general baffles me.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

CyberPingu posted:

How that oval office hasn't been banned from football in general baffles me.

I don't understand what special magic people think he has as either a player or a manager that lets them look past his multiple actual criminal convictions for assaulting people, including his own team-mates.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



goddamnedtwisto posted:

I don't understand what special magic people think he has as either a player or a manager that lets them look past his multiple actual criminal convictions for assaulting people, including his own team-mates.

Look you can’t just find anyone who will get you a 16% win rate as a manager

P18
W3
D2
L13

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


*pushes glasses up nose* “as niccolo macchiavelli once said in his seminal work The Art of War, have some of this you oval office”

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dovfYaQoPoY

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


never forget that joey barton ragequit a game of football manager after getting into a row with his fictional self

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

jesus WEP posted:

never forget that joey barton ragequit a game of football manager after getting into a row with his fictional self
lmao

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Fucks sake , Marko

https://twitter.com/mailsport/status/1404427173419753480?s=21

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
"almost" really pulling its weight there

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
How is "I'm loving your Albanian mother" a slur?

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

it's actually a term of endearment in Austria

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

How is "I'm loving your Albanian mother" a slur?

I'm going to guess that he didn't really just say "Albanian" here. Or if he did, it probably doesn't have the same connotations in Serbian.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

How is "I'm loving your Albanian mother" a slur?

I wouldn't recommend saying it in Skopje, OP

Ignore me, I see the point

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
According to some people on Reddit Arnautovic means “son of Albanian” which is lol if true

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I remember Mourinho said "he has the brain of a child" or something like that.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

blue footed boobie posted:

According to some people on Reddit Arnautovic means “son of Albanian” which is lol if true

I think they're misreading Wikipedia. Seems like it's Serbian but derived from a term the Ottomans used for people from a majority Albanian area regardless of ethnicity.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Jippa posted:

I remember Mourinho said "he has the brain of a child" or something like that.

Well he's a footballer so this checks out

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Maybe he actually is loving Alioski's mom

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

He deserves a good headbutting imo

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/NimaTavRood/status/1406705527669800966

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Lmao insanely on brand for those lunatics

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
I figured prostitutes were on their rider.

szary
Mar 12, 2014
https://fanbanter.co.uk/married-man-michael-owen-begged-reality-tv-star-for-x-rated-photos-and-viewed-one-pic-65-times/

quote:

Married man Michael Owen ‘begged a reality TV star for as many as 20 X-rated photos’ and viewed one in-particular pic ’65 times’.

https://twitter.com/_CarltonCole9/status/1406398464506925059

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Owen getting the nudes and running round the house celebrating like in that video with Southall

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I loving hate Michael Owen

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Lol at responding to nudes with "Tremendous by the way"

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
The follow-up was good too
https://mobile.twitter.com/_CarltonCole9/status/1406399143094935557

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Michael Owen is a hosed up little weirdo in the most boring way possible

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

jesus WEP posted:

Michael Owen is a hosed up little weirdo in the most boring way possible

Get your tits out!
"For the lads?"
What?

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011


A lovely Rumbo a Primera rumor jumped the language barrier, incredible.

As much as a bautizazo 2.0 would be a poetically appropriate way to finish the 10-year cycle of being a relatively good team, the supposed evidence is insanely easy to fake, and the source is not one I’d take seriously.

In other copa América scandal news, a member of the Uruguayan delegation is under arrest for sexual harassment of a conmebol security employee

Redczar fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jun 21, 2021

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Owen having a boring sexting scandal is so on brand the little weirdo

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

c0burn posted:

Owen having a boring sexting scandal is so on brand the little weirdo

Is Michael Owen football's Dustin Diamond?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

c0burn posted:

Owen having a boring sexting scandal is so on brand the little weirdo



Thirsty

Horny

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Lol "are they real or falsies?"

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Did he censor the word tits himself? Coz honestly I wouldn’t be surprised. The absolute creepy, weird little gently caress

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Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

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