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space chandeliers posted:EVERY GOLDEN HOUR I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE SHUTTER BUTTON ON MY CANON DSLR. ITS AN EOS DIGITAL REBEL XT WITH AN OPTEKA 500MM MIRROR LENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE LONG SHUTTER SPEEDS OF UFOS ALONGSIDE WITH FROKNOWSPHOTO, JARED POLIN. I DO EVERY EXPOSURE AND I DO EVERY EXPOSURE HARD. MAKIN CLICKY SOUNDS WHEN I'M SHOOTING BULB MODE ON SOME ALIEN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP AND MACHINE GUN THEM ON CONTINUOUS SHOOTING MODE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAPTURED THE GALAXY’S MOST NON-REFLECTIVE METAMATERIAL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON THE FORUMS I POST AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON DEPRECATED COMEDY SITES CAN STILL BE SKEPTICAL JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO USE MIRROR LOCK UP AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY HANGING ALL MY PRINTS. 2 HOURS INCLUDING POST PROCESSING EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT
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Jun 23, 2021 05:57
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space chandeliers posted:EVERY GOLDEN HOUR I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE SHUTTER BUTTON ON MY CANON DSLR. ITS AN EOS DIGITAL REBEL XT WITH AN OPTEKA 500MM MIRROR LENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE LONG SHUTTER SPEEDS OF UFOS ALONGSIDE WITH FROKNOWSPHOTO, JARED POLIN. I DO EVERY EXPOSURE AND I DO EVERY EXPOSURE HARD. MAKIN CLICKY SOUNDS WHEN I'M SHOOTING BULB MODE ON SOME ALIEN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP AND MACHINE GUN THEM ON CONTINUOUS SHOOTING MODE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAPTURED THE GALAXY’S MOST NON-REFLECTIVE METAMATERIAL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON THE FORUMS I POST AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON DEPRECATED COMEDY SITES CAN STILL BE SKEPTICAL JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO USE MIRROR LOCK UP AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY HANGING ALL MY PRINTS. 2 HOURS INCLUDING POST PROCESSING EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT
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Jun 23, 2021 06:05
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space chandeliers posted:EVERY GOLDEN HOUR I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE SHUTTER BUTTON ON MY CANON DSLR. ITS AN EOS DIGITAL REBEL XT WITH AN OPTEKA 500MM MIRROR LENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE LONG SHUTTER SPEEDS OF UFOS ALONGSIDE WITH FROKNOWSPHOTO, JARED POLIN. I DO EVERY EXPOSURE AND I DO EVERY EXPOSURE HARD. MAKIN CLICKY SOUNDS WHEN I'M SHOOTING BULB MODE ON SOME ALIEN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP AND MACHINE GUN THEM ON CONTINUOUS SHOOTING MODE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAPTURED THE GALAXY’S MOST NON-REFLECTIVE METAMATERIAL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON THE FORUMS I POST AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON DEPRECATED COMEDY SITES CAN STILL BE SKEPTICAL JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO USE MIRROR LOCK UP AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY HANGING ALL MY PRINTS. 2 HOURS INCLUDING POST PROCESSING EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT
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Jun 23, 2021 06:05
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look at the tantrum you’re throwing over me saying the object is stationary. shameful.
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Jun 23, 2021 06:06
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What’s going to happen to this thread in two months when ufos leave the news cycle and there’s never anything more said about any of this?
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Jun 23, 2021 06:07
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:Can someone summarize the first couple hundred pages of this thread?  Smekerman posted:look at the tantrum you’re throwing over me saying the object is stationary. shameful. i think its moving very slowly or a ccd error caused by demonic influence (ectoplasm)
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Jun 23, 2021 06:08
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speaking of the photo cigar, that same pic somehow made it over to 4chan's /x/ disclosure thread
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Jun 23, 2021 06:08
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please be cool in the flying saucer thread
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Jun 23, 2021 06:08
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What’s going to happen to this thread in two months when ufos leave the news cycle and there’s never anything more said about any of this? we'll return to the stasis pods and be back in another 17 years
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Jun 23, 2021 06:09
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What’s going to happen to this thread in two months when ufos leave the news cycle and there’s never anything more said about any of this? There is much yet to catalog, and I will continue to do so until i run outta links
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Jun 23, 2021 06:10
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Coast to Coast with Art Bell Terence Mckenna
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Jun 23, 2021 06:11
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found this as a source of a hoax video on reddit. its fun because 1) machine guns are cool 2) it definitely looks ball-of-light ufo like and its 3) identified, as a point of reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c77cMHHgOP8&t=44s
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Jun 23, 2021 06:16
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What’s going to happen to this thread in two months when ufos leave the news cycle and there’s never anything more said about any of this? it'll still be more active than the dumb n dumber threads
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Jun 23, 2021 06:20
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Bullfrog posted:we need to settle this matter with a good old fashioned photography duel *gasp* *ushers children away hurriedly*
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Jun 23, 2021 06:21
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Wheeee posted:I wonder how many aliens Elizondo has waterboarded you’re gonna probably want to break it into 3 buckets to make the numbers easier to comprehend in magnitude; legal, illegal, extraterrestrial
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Jun 23, 2021 06:22
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Delta-Wye posted:found this as a source of a hoax video on reddit. its fun because 1) machine guns are cool 2) it definitely looks ball-of-light ufo like and its 3) identified, as a point of reference that looks like so much fun lmao
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Jun 23, 2021 06:23
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Psychic powers seems like something that might be possible with advanced tech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HALKkedJUqM
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Jun 23, 2021 06:28
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What’s going to happen to this thread in two months when ufos leave the news cycle and there’s never anything more said about any of this?
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Jun 23, 2021 06:30
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What’s going to happen to this thread in two months when ufos leave the news cycle and there’s never anything more said about any of this? gonna build a flux compression generator bomb and try to lure a probe on top of it by lazing various radioactive materials in a big tinfoil dish pointed at the sky
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Jun 23, 2021 06:34
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is ascending even worth it when you can only experience the 4th sphere with vulgar 3d senses?
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Jun 23, 2021 06:34
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Tekne posted:is ascending even worth it when you can only experience the 4th sphere with vulgar 3d senses? The 4D sex gods can touch you in ways physically impossible in our universe
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Jun 23, 2021 06:36
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who's to say they don't have 4d goggles
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Jun 23, 2021 06:40
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Elizondo thought they said illegal alien and signed up
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Jun 23, 2021 06:42
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just wanna meet these little guys and thank them for making my overpriced Dell gaming PC
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Jun 23, 2021 06:53
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Jun 23, 2021 07:00
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hope grays return only to sue dell for using their likeness without permission
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Jun 23, 2021 07:00
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:The 4D sex gods can touch you in ways physically impossible in our universe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwjZ2_87y1k&t=30s
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Jun 23, 2021 07:01
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60 minutes reveals aliens are real but the news is watched by no one because all nursing home patients are dead from COVID. Jesus how deep does this go
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Jun 23, 2021 07:01
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:The 4D sex gods can touch you in ways physically impossible in our universe only slightly less stimulating are the 4D raves on metadrugs
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Jun 23, 2021 07:03
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I bet Earth is like an animal shelter where the aliens come to adopt a pet, "because it's good for the kids to be around an animal," or because "we need something to focus on that isn't just this relationship! We're in our three-hundreds now!" They're watching us, monitoring our communications to see what they need to buy from PetMart and which premium tinned human food to stock up on. So, aliens, I would like a big comf chair that doesn't get real farty when I fart in it, and pork burritos for dinner. Sour cream, no guac.
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Jun 23, 2021 07:09
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if u need me ill be in the thanaton 3
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Jun 23, 2021 07:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL_hZtzsyOQ english media about the indian uap sighting. whatever it is, it is DEFINITELY not a distraction by the government from the modi+ variant cornholing the country.
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Jun 23, 2021 07:21
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i'd be okay with being an alien pet this is the UFO vibes, not that grimes bogusness. they borrow a lot of their style from the unarius academy and heaven's gate
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Jun 23, 2021 07:24
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remember the black triangle seen over Shanghai last night? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWo0b-g0iZU&t=6s that's all four clips combined. someone on reddit translated the dialogue, and others have been posting that it sounds natural: quote:While the object or artifact might be manipulable, the dialogue sounds extremely genuine. This isn't a perfect transcription, but a few lines stuck out to me: so drat, massive black triangle hanging out over one of the biggest cities in China, one of the three big global powers these days, crazy poo poo and here's one three years ago hanging out over the seat of power in America, another one of the big global powers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqGUUwDhVJY oh, and one more five years before the one in America that was hanging out over Moscow, the third big global military power https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTnPfGmcOgk 
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Jun 23, 2021 07:28
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i love shoegaze, this is a proclick BrutalistMcDonalds posted:i'd be okay with being an alien pet agreed a thousand times over (to both parts)
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Jun 23, 2021 07:29
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Wheeee posted:remember the black triangle seen over Shanghai last night? drat weird bird
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Jun 23, 2021 07:30
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I wanna see that black triangle rising out of the ocean in hi rez that we've been teased about so much. I wanna see it real bad.
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Jun 23, 2021 07:31
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if i had just come all the way from alpha centauri, im gonna be seeing twigs live not grimes https://youtu.be/3yDP9MKVhZc https://youtu.be/WEJRyBWpuvA https://youtu.be/2D-r5jSQKjo twigs' 2D avatar could work too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq9jxeP3F9g Tekne has issued a correction as of 07:46 on Jun 23, 2021 |
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Jun 23, 2021 07:31
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:What’s going to happen to this thread in two months when ufos leave the news cycle and there’s never anything more said about any of this? i'll keep it alive myself u binch Rah! posted:I'm no Elizondo fan but it seems like you're misrepresenting him. I've seen a couple of the recent interviews myself, and he did mention all those things you mentioned, but he was always speculating about various theories, and he never stated that any of it is true and proven lol. As far as i can tell the only thing he repeatedly states that he knows, is that UFOs are real. i also have no idea what to make of lue but that recent podcast that got linked on the reddits where he was asked what he thought the public's reaction would be and he took a beat then said "...somber" that plus his little slip where he was like "people are going to do some soul searching, no pun intended" gotta be honest that's been fuckin me up all day
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Jun 23, 2021 07:54
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Delta-Wye posted:drat could be a weather balloon tbh
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Jun 23, 2021 07:55
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