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SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol

pancake rabbit posted:

i'll keep it alive myself u binch

i also have no idea what to make of lue but that recent podcast that got linked on the reddits where he was asked what he thought the public's reaction would be and he took a beat then said "...somber"

that plus his little slip where he was like "people are going to do some soul searching, no pun intended"

gotta be honest that's been fuckin me up all day

yeah a lot of this is making me think that even if disclosure isn't straight up gleep glorps it's still gonna be more profound than "our new drone worked lol". i've been thinking about how there are all these bizarre phenomena going back tot he beginning of humankind and how we can't discount all of them as gas and birds--too many people have seen and experienced too many things for us to think "oh, no, we got a good handle on the universe"

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

basically Jesus ain't poo poo and it's got all the freaks shook

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
bezos is on his way to liaison with the blind idiot god

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

pancake rabbit posted:

i'll keep it alive myself u binch

i also have no idea what to make of lue but that recent podcast that got linked on the reddits where he was asked what he thought the public's reaction would be and he took a beat then said "...somber"

that plus his little slip where he was like "people are going to do some soul searching, no pun intended"

gotta be honest that's been fuckin me up all day

nihilists bout to be BTFO

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
update on the drone playing cat and mouse with helicopters in tucson

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/41223/tucson-mystery-drone-was-not-like-any-other-police-had-ever-encountered



Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

I sense the ???? will be accepted as here by common consensus. But the novelty value of it will dramatically fall to near zero. Also, isnt it obvious that novelty poisoning is the reason more dwellers are starting to dig deep into uaps and conspiracy?

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

it'll only fade for people with dim minds

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

skeptics kick rocks. u suck, objectively busted.

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
that Chinese triangle just so happened to join the celebration for the 100th anniversary of the communist party. posadism confirmed

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Between Tuscon and Phoenix is where I saw my 3rd UFO encounter

Exactly like this, except I saw it shoot a beam of light down to the ground

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JST-v4Sk_0

Adhibhautika
Feb 28, 2004
Evil Beast of a Thousand bodies
the uaps are actually mousepointers. Someone is clicking on stuff in the simulation. Mystery solved!

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Adhibhautika posted:

the uaps are actually mousepointers. Someone is clicking on stuff in the simulation. Mystery solved!

It's the only rational explanation for why so many of the UFOs in these videos move like mouse cursors

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Someone using correctly the phrase "no pun intended" is about as common as UFOs

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

The aliens have mastered the art of moving a mouse cursor in a 3d space, truly they are gods.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Here we are fumbling with 5G when they are on 7 or maybe even 8.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Never trust a man what's made of gas

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

the mothership is flaring (the giant comet is a confirmed comet, i guess the largest ever observed?):

https://twitter.com/astronomerstel/status/1407410380792549381

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Egg Moron posted:

Never trust a man what's made of gas

There're definitely gas giants that are essentially alive and sentient

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
The comet is the mothership but calling it comet now during the soft disclosure so the shoe can really drop hard when the report, which will be both the public and classified in one, the world governments will simultaneously announce disarmament and zero point energy

The only cost will be the freedoms we don't have

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

We each get our own tic tac :pray:

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
post the spicy leaks rubio

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

Inspector Hound posted:

We each get our own tic tac :pray:

Mine will be hot pink with lab grown Corinthian leather

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
Me in a UFO: take me to your beefers

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Want a pic of the mothership. Who has it?

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
How big of a nuke would we need to make that "comet" go poof into tiny bits? Just out of curiosity.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

skewetoo posted:

Want a pic of the mothership. Who has it?

https://twitter.com/sungrazercomets/status/1407336875489177604?s=21

Source4Leko posted:

How big of a nuke would we need to make that "comet" go poof into tiny bits? Just out of curiosity.

probably can’t estimate til we have a better understanding of the size and composition but this is on my reading list today: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0094576521001028

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012

Source4Leko posted:

How big of a nuke would we need to make that "comet" go poof into tiny bits? Just out of curiosity.

I remember there was a study done to find any plausible ways we could protect ourselves from a large asteroid if one was heading for earth today and the consensus was "gently caress all". Can't deflect it, can't blow it up.

The best they could do was predict where it would impact and evacuate the area.

And this is talking about asteroids that were much smaller than this comet.

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!

Bullfrog posted:

we need to settle this matter with a good old fashioned photography duel

aliens real



Here's my contribution, plane at night, 13s exposure, taken by me in 2014.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


It's gonna slam into the earth

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


hseroK divaD posted:



Here's my contribution, plane at night, 13s exposure, taken by me in 2014.

this is chilling

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


https://thedebrief.org/devices-of-unknown-origin-part-i-mystery-in-the-caribbean/

Long but interesting triangle case from the 60s.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

hseroK divaD posted:



Here's my contribution, plane at night, 13s exposure, taken by me in 2014.

holy poo poo an alien plane

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


by simply changing the exposure the plane was revealed as a UAP

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012
Yeah forget about disclosure, I want (long) exposure.

Anything is a UAP if you leave your aperture open long enough.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
I hope the aliens land and see how we've portrayed them in our media, get pissed off and just never talk to us again.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

I hope the aliens land and see how we've portrayed them in our media, get pissed off and just never talk to us again.

Just a bunch of slimy idiot monsters that get undone by water or colds or Randy Quaid

Yeah I would be pretty cross about that too

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

I hope the aliens land and see how we've portrayed them in our media, get pissed off and just never talk to us again.

its fine, part of first contact protocol for the united states government is to show the aliens every asgard-centric episode of stargate sg-1

the idea is basically to highlight that they are overwhelmingly badass with godlike technology, but they could still benefit from having idiot apes as friends

Think Less
Dec 29, 2016

blatman posted:

... could still benefit from having idiot apes as friends

my life strategy

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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Pontificating rear end posted:

holy poo poo a bird


hseroK divaD posted:



Here's my contribution, bird at night, 13s exposure, taken by me in 2014.

birds are neat, but idk why you guys are overreacting

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