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Lemon
May 22, 2003

Vegetable posted:

It's coming home via garbage second halves

christ imagine if* we actually win it playing this shite

*when

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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

L.H.O.O.Q. posted:

Saka was good too tbh

He didn't really do anything

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Lemon posted:

christ imagine if* we actually win it playing this shite

*when

Winning the tournament while playing boring terrible football is the finest Euros tradition

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Garethball is basura

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


TheRat posted:

He didn't really do anything

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

At least saka had a good game :unsmith:

Lemon
May 22, 2003

peanut- posted:

Winning the tournament while playing boring terrible football is the finest Euros tradition

now I know how the Greeks felt

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


lol

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


lol at Neville on Saka "he's like Foden but not poo poo"

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!
kane is definitely doing the thing another poster suggested where he doesnt want to get stuck in because hes got a man city contract waiting for him if he avoids injury

looking forward to germany or portugal smashing that midfield and defense of midtable cloggers

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/xgphilosophy/status/1407441241453760513?s=21

:thunk:

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Can we get a value for xpected football homecomings

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

skasion posted:

Can we get a value for xpected football homecomings

Every 2 years

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

skasion posted:

Can we get a value for xpected football homecomings

17'5

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

vyelkin posted:

kane is not exactly a five tool striker

what were Jozy's five tools supposed to be, anyway?
he's got size and uhhh...

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Backdoor Delivery posted:

what were Jozy's five tools supposed to be, anyway?
he's got size and uhhh...

hunger

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Backdoor Delivery posted:

what were Jozy's five tools supposed to be, anyway?
he's got size and uhhh...

falling down

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
1. size
2. hunger
3. falling down
4. turning
5. burning

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

vyelkin posted:

1. size
2. hunger
3. falling down
4. turning
5. burning

But definitely not starting the fire

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

Second half was shite but I suppose we should be greatful for one watchable half of England football.

And big lols to Croatia for turning up to smash up Scotland

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Please let the fully Hamsicks defeat the Spanish today :pray:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Gigi Galli posted:

Please let the fully Hamsicks defeat the Spanish today :pray:

Send home the Spaniards!!!

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

vyelkin posted:

1. size
2. hunger
3. falling down
4. turning
5. burning

Jozy was everything an American aspires to be!!

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Send home the Spaniards!!!

I am down with that.

Germany and France win today - lots of goals. Danke. Merci. Portugal will still make it through tho with their 3rd, eh?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Vintersorg posted:

I am down with that.

Germany and France win today - lots of goals. Danke. Merci. Portugal will still make it through tho with their 3rd, eh?

Nope; they will be eliminated on goal difference if they lose and Spain draw or win. They need a result.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


intergroup mathematics friggen sucks, death to tournaments that don’t have 2n groups

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

jesus WEP posted:

intergroup mathematics friggen sucks, death to tournaments that don’t have 2n groups

It’s even stupider that the games that matter in this case are not scheduled at the same time.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


:agreed:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


a marketing exec at a sponsor might cry if there were 4 games going on at once though so sadly it is impossible to fix

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Gigi Galli posted:

Nope; they will be eliminated on goal difference if they lose and Spain draw or win. They need a result.

Ukraine have -1 and Finland have -2, Portugal are currently sat on +1 and have scored more than Ukraine

so Portugal are guaranteed to go through as long as France don't beat them by more than two goals, irrespective of what happens in the Spain group

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

The thing I love most about football tournament in this format is the 4th dimensional sudoku that it compels people to perform.

The 3rd place teams should elect one of their own to deathmatch the rest, throw in some knives and it'll sort itself out. Last four standing proceed, VAR that battle royale :colbert:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Gigi Galli posted:

It’s even stupider that the games that matter in this case are not scheduled at the same time.

They should just play all the games that matter at the same time, but also on the same pitch

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
bring back the 16-team tournament

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


32 team tournament but the top two in each group automatically qualify for the next tournament and only the 3rd/4th place teams have to slug it out with poo poo-tier countries like Kosovo and Liechtenstein and Ireland.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

vyelkin posted:

bring back the 16-team tournament

in a single country

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



We need the madman who created this excel sheet in 2014.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Portugal and Hungary to win today please

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

If Hungary and france won then we would play Hungary right?

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

also bring back:

- 4-4-2
- players getting confused at basic decisions like they had the rules of the game explained to them late last night in a bar
- one player from each team being allowed to kick people with no consequence
- big ron
- yugoslavia
- adidas predators

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