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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


steinrokkan posted:

At that point why not just eat slop from a trough like the animal you are
Is that not what they are doing?

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HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Looks like this place specializes in "heaping pile" pizzas:

https://i.imgur.com/sTiVhF0.mp4

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Garbage plates can work but that's too much garbage and throwing it all on a pizza is stupid.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Looks like this place specializes in "heaping pile" pizzas:

https://i.imgur.com/sTiVhF0.mp4

Heaping pile is right

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

I checked the Tiktok, and there's... more...

This claims the pizza was "ordered by a customer", so not just stupid stuff for views. Who knows.

https://www.tiktok.com/@amir.s.s.l/video/6966530221910625541

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

I checked the Tiktok, and there's... more...

This claims the pizza was "ordered by a customer", so not just stupid stuff for views. Who knows.

https://www.tiktok.com/@amir.s.s.l/video/6966530221910625541

It's possible the restaurant is self-dealing, or that a friend of someone working there was compensated to order something insane. There's no better customer than yourself for disingenuous publicity, after all.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

ephex posted:

That looks loving dogshit from start to finish.

Leave off the chips and the gallon of various sauces and I would, after a few pints.

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin
Has anyone brought up how people that don't like pineapple on pizza are prejudiced simpletons? How they're the same type of uneducated hillbilly that "hates" sushi because it is "raw fish" even though they have never actually tried it?

Because it's true and everyone should be talking about it.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Legin Noslen posted:

Has anyone brought up how people that don't like pineapple on pizza are prejudiced simpletons? How they're the same type of uneducated hillbilly that "hates" sushi because it is "raw fish" even though they have never actually tried it?

Because it's true and everyone should be talking about it.

Pineapple on pizza is loving gross.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



CLAM DOWN posted:

Pineapple on pizza is loving gross.

Sushi kinda sucks too. A big gloopy nasty-textured ball of cold wet rice. Can't even taste the fish.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i like pizza (:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Gettin out my banjo to defend my anti-pineapple pizzapinions, but I'm also enjoying some delicious sushi so you can tell my opinions are complex

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

And I thought Americans were basically monsters who would eat anything as long as it had enough sauce on it and most solid food was basically ketchup and teriyaki delivery vehicles

these danish drunks taking it to another level

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


CLAM DOWN posted:

Pineapple on pizza is loving gross.

This sentiment is just thinly disguised Anti-Ontarianism coating a bitter pill of hating the life achievement of a humble man of proud Greek heritage who simply wanted to forever damage the culinary reputation of a specific island chain.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Imma stab anyone who dares to disrespect the holiness of pineapple pizza.

Nah just kidding

Enjoy your boring flavorless lives.

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

https://twitter.com/theworknfire/status/1406764478805463046?s=19

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Pineapple on pizza is kinda bad, anyone who gets super upset about other people liking it has something loving wrong with them though.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

"Bolognese pizza":

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


reignonyourparade posted:

Pineapple on pizza is kinda bad, anyone who gets super upset about other people liking it has something loving wrong with them though.

Speaking of:


lol



HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

"Bolognese pizza":



You can't trick me, that's diarrhea!

Valency
Feb 3, 2010

HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT


I'm on board with the cashew cheese, the kale, and the mushrooms. But goddamn. Grapes are just a bridge too goddamn far.
:fireman:

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




OP I eat sushi like every couple days and will devour things that you can't even pronounce. I still will not acknowledge any redeeming factor in pineapple on pizza. It's stupid and gross just like Ontario.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

"Bolognese pizza":



diarrhizza

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Would eat both of those pizzas. Personally I would have gone with pear instead of grapes in the second one, though.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
pineapple > grapes

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

ephex posted:

Would eat both of those pizzas. Personally I would have gone with pear instead of grapes in the second one, though.

I recently had a pretty great pear pizza. Pineapple is good but personally I don't think the flavor or texture go well with just about anything you typically find on a pizza. Grapes seem pretty bad too but at least it's not raisins.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
The combination of ingredients sounds good, just weird in pizza form.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

"Bolognese pizza":



Please near me has a lasagna pizza which is basically this with big blobs of fresh mottz cheese.

Its not bad but looks...odd.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

"Bolognese pizza":



This is the work of a true Mestre.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Aeka 2.0 posted:

Re: Frozen pizza.
Dijorno is flavorless and gives me insta shits.

On a frozen pizza tangent, I found out McCain sold their American frozen pizza division - most notably Ellio's - to Dr. Oetker a few years ago.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Oh, Dr Oetker. Instant flashback to enjoying a bunch of these when I was in Finland for a while but didn't have anything but the most basic cooking equipment. I liked them a lot, but that was years and years ago and I wonder how I'd feel now.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

meh, they’re pretty bog standard frozen ‘za

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Dr. Oetker Pizza Pasta is genuinely good.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Antigravitas posted:

Dr. Oetker Pizza Pasta is genuinely good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9czpYfVowvg

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


This song, while merely an amusing, nonsensical romp on the surface, is actually pointed, devastating social commentary. It begins with our protagonist laying out the perversion of culture by the capitalist machine; in this case, traditional Italian cuisine, or at least the American corporate idea of such, being reduced to a cheapened product delivered to consumers in a cardboard receptacle, trading quality and tradition for convenience. Our protagonist then attempts to rebel against this scourge by demanding that his indolent delivery driver place the meal upon his genitalia, only to find himself in the nearly insurmountable turmoil of the trials of restoring truth. (Note the frenzied repetition of "my cock.") Tragically, he is unable to overcome the existential stagnation of the web weaved for him by modern society, giving in to both insanity and malaise as the meal, described in a mad, child-like manner by our broken would-be hero, ends up as a tattered heap upon his most sacred region, a metaphor for his perceived loss of humanity, or perhaps our collective loss of it.
This is a gorgeous, tragic saga that takes a piece out of the listener.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/pYVa3gK.mp4

Your Mestre title is hereby revoked.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pYVa3gK.mp4

Your Mestre title is hereby revoked.

I thought Floor Pizza was a time-honoured forums tradition

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Smart way to procure fresh garbage to fuel your pizza fire. Like money, it takes pizza to make pizza.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pYVa3gK.mp4

Your Mestre title is hereby revoked.

the more i watch this the more i think it was intentional

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pYVa3gK.mp4

Your Mestre title is hereby revoked.

that poor pizza

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