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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


https://twitter.com/BLACKDISCDX/status/1407785967973408772

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 01:33 on Jun 24, 2021

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

freeedr posted:

Yes I do
Somewhere Ben Shapiro's heartbeat quickens

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Fools Infinite posted:

When the only valid options are yes and no, you are breaking it into two groups. If a group has size x, deck size n, you have a 1/x chance of guessing and an x/n chance of of the card being in the group for you to make that guess, or (1/x)*(x/n) = 1/n chance of it being in the group and you guessing correctly. Two groups, 2/n.

It is not in the spirit of the question and definitely a cheat, but if a real person is tasked with answering your yes or no question correctly, you could assume information, creating a third group for when neither yes or no are valid response to your question.

As the card is an ace, is it an ace of spades? Yes (ace of spaces), no (a different ace), no valid answer (non ace cards). Three groups, 3/52 chance of guessing right.
Inventing a theoretical new yes/no word that implies things about state in this one situation in order to improve your odds by 0.015 at guessing a card is incredibly mathematical.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

zedprime posted:

The correct question to ask your friend, who can not lie, is "am I going to guess the correct card?"

Frankie peanuts is the best mtg card for this reason.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

zedprime posted:

Inventing a theoretical new yes/no word that implies things about state in this one situation in order to improve your odds by 0.015 at guessing a card is incredibly mathematical.

Germany has a word for this - Jein

Also the butt riddle is probably good enough to keep a thread full of goons tied up for hours but I'll try to find it in tweet form so it's less of a derail

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Jein is the german word I use the most. It's so useful

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/CanYouPetTheDog/status/1407755491044954118

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/natmetcalfe/status/1407632240285192193

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Machete don't text feels safe letting his emotions out to a muppet.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


listen, if Kermit T. Frog gave me condolences on the death of my mother I'd burst into tears as well

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
What does the T strand for?

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

the :ssh:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



https://twitter.com/scott_kerr/status/1407834532804431878?s=21

https://twitter.com/submedina/status/1407878715229474819?s=21

EL BROMANCE has a new favorite as of 12:59 on Jun 24, 2021

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Tree Bucket posted:

What does the T strand for?

It's Tobias

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Kermit Tuberculosis Frog

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog
T is for testiculartorsion

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Toad.

Kermit Toad Frog.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Tiberius. His parents were big Trek nerds.

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/vinn_ayy/status/1408060798287577096?s=21

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Yeah man, loud bird need to get hosed.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Yoshi Wins posted:

Yeah man, loud bird need to get hosed.

They definitely make my least favorite tweets

a kitten has a new favorite as of 16:35 on Jun 24, 2021

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/DDayFilms/status/1407688639539187720

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1407918154592841729

https://twitter.com/marklewismd/status/1407485721485533188

https://twitter.com/astro_del/status/1407507225069850625

https://twitter.com/berkustun/status/1407789987312046083

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Yoshi Wins posted:

Yeah man, loud bird need to get hosed.

That's why they're tweeting.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Frantically f5ing to find out what dirt this guy has on my sales team and how I can use it to regain control of my ppt.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


If you're trying to figure out what Kermit's middle initial stands for you can probably figure it out if you think about it and look at the correct article

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/adoptedhighway/status/1407026466798325764?s=12

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
So... that guy just bought everybody on Twitter a new TV huh?

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

CommonShore posted:

If you're trying to figure out what Kermit's middle initial stands for you can probably figure it out if you think about it and look at the correct article

Kermit: Terribly Frog.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

sephiRoth IRA posted:

So... that guy just bought everybody on Twitter a new TV huh?
It's has an invalid check digit.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

sephiRoth IRA posted:

So... that guy just bought everybody on Twitter a new TV huh?

its a joke.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Oh. Is it a meta joke on dummies like me? Or did he think that it's actually a joke?

Huego
Mar 12, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Oh. Is it a meta joke on dummies like me? Or did he think that it's actually a joke?

There are a lot of strange energies online but "I don't get jokes and it's the joke-teller's fault" has to be one of the most draining

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Oh. Is it a meta joke on dummies like me? Or did he think that it's actually a joke?

:thunk:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I don’t the implications that being a job creator ought to be the ticket to citizenship.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Platystemon posted:

I don’t the implications that being a job creator ought to be the ticket to citizenship.

Yeah, citizenship really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/JudeAtwood/status/1408177612472479745?s=20

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



This whole drug bedroom thing is literally imagining a guy and getting mad at him

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
A poo poo ton of places have started marking "Mile 419.9" instead of "Mile 420" because way too many of the later signs get stolen.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I mean gently caress take the 419.9 sign and say "We have to go the last .1 ourselves."

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

CommonShore posted:

This whole drug bedroom thing is literally imagining a guy and getting mad at him

Is that a drop ceiling?

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