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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
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I went to the Detroit zoo with my dad today. While there were water bottle refill stations, for the suckers like us that didn’t bring bottles, all the water they sold came in $4 Aquafina cans.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The stupid neighborhood cat got locked in my apartment building all night meowing up a storm in the stairwell and I couldn't sleep. Must be part Siamese or something. Didn't want to chuck her out in the pouring rain, but not really take her in either (no litterbox; also what for, "now you can meow to be let out in here, buddy"?).

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

HOLY gently caress posted:

For all their contact info, services offered, hours and other crap like that. although usually you just get a few empty pages and a big “Coming Soon!” banner, last updated in 2018

Yeah, pretty much. My GI doc has a page that feels really old, but I can message the staff who are very responsive and I don’t have to call. I can also book appointments and view my lab results. They can be useful if done well, even if they look dated.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I just sign into the online healthcare hub with my electronic ID and from there I can access some of my medical records, book appointments with any sort of specialist, and contact my GP.

First world problems:
My medical records have only been partially digitised so there's not a lot of it online. Like it only lists about three vaccinations and none of my many operations are listed at all.

Also if I want a confirmation of being vaccinated against Covid I need to enter some code from my passport which means getting my passport all the way from that cupboard over there.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
- I need to buy buy some Roach Motels, because the ones I had to capture a few bugs are somehow full. How the hell are they full, for God's sake? I've had, maybe, three, and my place ain't food-messy enough to cause that many bugs. Maybe the few I found are the heralds of a colony in my apartment building, oof.

- I struggled to find a specific pair of shorts that had my debit card in it. Turns out, my wallet was on my desk this whole time. So like, yay, I have my debit card, but where in this catastrophic mess of clothes/etc did I put that pair? I never had to take them off, for gently caress's sake. They ain't in the shower area!

- I figured I could lighten my mood going to the zoo tomorrow. Oh, it's loving raining this whole week. Ugh. This it a mild good thing, I suppose, because holy crap I am a Poor, are the apes made of gold ooph

MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 12:45 on Jun 24, 2021

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
My microwave died today, so I've spent the last couple hours going over all the major brands and what they have to offer.

My first world problem is who decided that we no longer needed numbers on the front of the microwave?

(this is the worst offender, with just a stop, start and a useless slider on the front)



Yes, very sleek and stylish, but why did I need to open the goddamn door to program it?




Oh wait, there are still no numbers in here. You literally have to hold + or - until you get to the time you want. Hope you weren't aiming for half an hour, because 10 second increments is all you get.

Even the 'cheap' ones only give you this:




If I wanted 3:50 on my old microwave, it was three button presses. On these, it's eight.


We had numbers on the front for 50 years and now that's too much trouble?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
What the gently caress is that ugly poo poo? :psyduck: I hope I never need a new microwave for as long as I live.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


MisterBibs posted:

- I need to buy buy some Roach Motels, because the ones I had to capture a few bugs are somehow full. How the hell are they full, for God's sake? I've had, maybe, three, and my place ain't food-messy enough to cause that many bugs. Maybe the few I found are the heralds of a colony in my apartment building, oof.

Check the back of your fridge around the motor.

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


having to open the door like that and hit plus or minus repeatedly to get my weird specific time (which it looks like I wouldn't even be able to get with this?) in would drive me nuts. also it looks like it would get fingerprinty as gently caress. i feel like there's a specific term for designing poo poo like this in an attempt to simplify things but somehow making them harder to use although I don't know what it is.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'm so glad it's not just me who sets times like 4:23 or 5:19.

I was genuinely shocked how horrible microwaves are now. You can buy super cheap ones at Target/Kmart which still have the traditional displays. Everything else has gone 'trendy'.

I just want simple reliable poo poo to heat my dinner :(

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

I easily found a cheap rear end microwave with numbers at Walmart. I think it was like $50 or something. For being a cheap rear end microwave, it works fine at what you want a microwave to do.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I'm so glad it's not just me who sets times like 4:23 or 5:19.

The lower the time, the weirder the numbers get. 15 seconds is too cold, 20 seconds is burnt, 18 seconds is just right.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Megillah Gorilla posted:

My microwave died today, so I've spent the last couple hours going over all the major brands and what they have to offer.

My first world problem is who decided that we no longer needed numbers on the front of the microwave?

(this is the worst offender, with just a stop, start and a useless slider on the front)



Yes, very sleek and stylish, but why did I need to open the goddamn door to program it?




Oh wait, there are still no numbers in here. You literally have to hold + or - until you get to the time you want. Hope you weren't aiming for half an hour, because 10 second increments is all you get.

Even the 'cheap' ones only give you this:




If I wanted 3:50 on my old microwave, it was three button presses. On these, it's eight.


We had numbers on the front for 50 years and now that's too much trouble?

I could sort of see this working, if that slider at the front was a sensitive touchscreen you could scroll like a mobile phone. That would actually be fun. But I guess you should really keep such a thing clean.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

cant cook creole bream posted:

I could sort of see this working, if that slider at the front was a sensitive touchscreen you could scroll like a mobile phone.

I disagree. :colbert:

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


in practice it’d probably work quite shittily as well, like god help you if your hands are even slightly wet or you got too close to some olive oil or something

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Glad I still have my 50 dollar Walmart microwave that I can set to heat things for 69 seconds.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Edit: getting mad at a teen for being a teen and his parents just told him to be more responsible. There is a difference between house sitting for two dogs, and house sitting when there are two dogs, and a bored 13-year-old who is left home alone for the first time and needs supervision.

Fwp that isn't about that: my "new" work van came to me from another driver who never cleaned or stocked it. Or made sure any of the lights worked. Or got the check engine light looked at. Less than a day and it's in the shop.

Cowslips Warren has a new favorite as of 04:11 on Jun 25, 2021

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
gently caress microwaves with buttons. Give me that good old dial to turn any day.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Kinda TMI, sorry, but why is it just me that inherited my mom's intestinal troubles? Everyone else is fine, I can't leave my apartment because it's a case of I'm not 100% sure it's gonna be Just A Fart This Time. I hate hate hate it, even with immodiun it's just worrisome.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

MisterBibs posted:

Kinda TMI, sorry, but why is it just me that inherited my mom's intestinal troubles? Everyone else is fine, I can't leave my apartment because it's a case of I'm not 100% sure it's gonna be Just A Fart This Time. I hate hate hate it, even with immodiun it's just worrisome.

It’s not just you, friend! My UC was diagnosed almost 20 years ago and after several different mediocre meds, Entyvio has helped me into remission for almost 2 years.

My FWP: we live in Florida and after our AC went out a couple years ago we had the whole thing redone, including a Nest thermostat, which we programmed for different temps throughout the day.

We went on vacation last week and turned the Neat to Eco, since we wouldn’t be home and it would keep the temp not too high, but not run constantly. We were wrong and instead of running ~10-12 hours a day like normal, it ran constantly for 24 hours every day we were away and we came home to broken AC in the middle of summer in Florida. I’m hoping it’s just frozen coils and not a bigger problem, or else we’ll have to wait for the repair tech in this heat.

Cacafuego has a new favorite as of 14:12 on Jun 27, 2021

Joburg
May 19, 2013


Fun Shoe

MisterBibs posted:

Kinda TMI, sorry, but why is it just me that inherited my mom's intestinal troubles? Everyone else is fine, I can't leave my apartment because it's a case of I'm not 100% sure it's gonna be Just A Fart This Time. I hate hate hate it, even with immodiun it's just worrisome.

Also TMI, and sorry if I’m a broken record about it but my husband has IBS and the low FODMAP diet has been a lifesaver. Monash University has a great app that shows what foods are low in short chain sugars and which kinds of sugars they have so you can narrow down exactly what foods may be causing problems.

That plus an antidepressant have made a huuuuuge difference in his/our life. (Antidepressants can lessen the pain signal from the gut to the brain, or something like that. IANAD.)

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


MisterBibs posted:

Kinda TMI, sorry, but why is it just me that inherited my mom's intestinal troubles? Everyone else is fine, I can't leave my apartment because it's a case of I'm not 100% sure it's gonna be Just A Fart This Time. I hate hate hate it, even with immodiun it's just worrisome.

I knew a guy with such horrible IBS that he literally didn't leave his apartment for two years. He told me he had about 15 seconds of warning before he started making GBS threads.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
The power is out at my warehouse job since a storm yesterday afternoon. We have a generator powering the lights (which we have to listen to all day), but nothing powering the computers for logging the stuff we’ve moved or anything else powered by wall outlets. The people in the office half of the building were called and told not to come, because they don’t have air conditioning, but we weren’t, despite no wall outlets meaning no fans.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Second Covid shot is kicking my rear end

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Thanks for the kind words, folks. It comes and goes, the lower moments just suck.

Anyway..

Maybe I'll buy a wheel for my pc, to play that racing / openworld driving game.

What the gently caress that is a chunk of my monthly rent

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

My Lovely Horse posted:

Second Covid shot is kicking my rear end

Drink lots of fluids and enjoy being superhuman.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Megillah Gorilla posted:

My microwave died today, so I've spent the last couple hours going over all the major brands and what they have to offer.

My first world problem is who decided that we no longer needed numbers on the front of the microwave?

(this is the worst offender, with just a stop, start and a useless slider on the front)



Yes, very sleek and stylish, but why did I need to open the goddamn door to program it?




Oh wait, there are still no numbers in here. You literally have to hold + or - until you get to the time you want. Hope you weren't aiming for half an hour, because 10 second increments is all you get.

Even the 'cheap' ones only give you this:




If I wanted 3:50 on my old microwave, it was three button presses. On these, it's eight.


We had numbers on the front for 50 years and now that's too much trouble?

A bit late to the MW chat but maybe check out some of the whirlpool stuff? I've had a JT oven for years now and I think it has pretty great UI.



Mine is older and somewhat different with more buttons for modes, but the important bits are the same. Hit the rectangle button on the right and it starts at full blast for 30 seconds. So a few quick taps is enough to hear most things to reasonable temp.

If you need more time, just turn the wheel which increases the time in 5, 15, 30 and 60 second increments. So you can be both precise if needed, but also go to like 20 minutes pretty quickly. If you need different power, tap the wheel.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

RCarr posted:

Drink lots of fluids and enjoy being superhuman.
This poo poo wants to be earned I tell you what. If this is the vaccine I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have stood a chance with for real covid if I'd caught it

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


My Lovely Horse posted:

This poo poo wants to be earned I tell you what. If this is the vaccine I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have stood a chance with for real covid if I'd caught it

It's crazy how different people are affected by the second dose. My partner was unfazed but I was on my rear end for two days and I'm normally the one with a more robust constitution.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


I told my spouse I would get them a concrete lantern for the garden for their birthday and we have been to no less than five gardening and hardware stores and not a single one has one.

Also yeah the covid vax. The first one gave me a bad migraine for like a day, spouse felt like it wasn't poo poo and lightly teased me over it, but was also kicked to the curb on the second one. The second one had both of us on our asses for a few days.

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


I hate that remembering the titles of classical music pieces is so hard. Can't google the lyrics, a lot of them have titles like "Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor: Op. 18: 2. Adagio (London Symphony Orchestra 2012)" or some poo poo and even if you remember the composer you're still like ok it's the Rachmaninoff one where the piano sounds like it's falling down the stairs
oh gently caress that's like all of them

the best solution is to just make a bunch of playlists but ugh

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

HOLY gently caress posted:

I hate that remembering the titles of classical music pieces is so hard. Can't google the lyrics, a lot of them have titles like "Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor: Op. 18: 2. Adagio (London Symphony Orchestra 2012)" or some poo poo and even if you remember the composer you're still like ok it's the Rachmaninoff one where the piano sounds like it's falling down the stairs
oh gently caress that's like all of them

the best solution is to just make a bunch of playlists but ugh

Or listen only to compositions with human-readble titles, like Night on Bald Mountain or Firebird Suite

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

I've always had a hard time shopping for boxer briefs. The ones that aren't tiny European style all seem to have tiny legs, a huuuuuuge rise, and a flat front with no consideration for external anatomy. I got to thinking about the guys they are designing for - stick-legged eunochs who hike up their underwear past their belly button - and came to the realization that they are making underwear for mickey mouse.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
I tried the Diva/June cup and the bitch doesn't sit right so it leaks. Pads feel like wearing half a diaper and horrible when I'm sweating from the summer. I wish I could just cut out all this babymaking gear and be done with it.

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

Manager Hoyden posted:

I've always had a hard time shopping for boxer briefs. The ones that aren't tiny European style all seem to have tiny legs, a huuuuuuge rise, and a flat front with no consideration for external anatomy. I got to thinking about the guys they are designing for - stick-legged eunochs who hike up their underwear past their belly button - and came to the realization that they are making underwear for mickey mouse.

I’m having a similar problem buying jeans. I’m recovering from Cushing’s syndrome, so I have a big middle and skinny little noodle arms amd legs. I’m built like SpongeBob SquarePants. When I tried to buy skinny jeans, any size that accommodates my waistline look like clown pants, because the legs are so baggy. Luckily the weight is coming off pretty quickly since my surgery.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Same, my boxers never account for my huge dick

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Cowslips Warren posted:

I tried the Diva/June cup and the bitch doesn't sit right so it leaks. Pads feel like wearing half a diaper and horrible when I'm sweating from the summer. I wish I could just cut out all this babymaking gear and be done with it.

Can you get a prescription for the pill without the sugar pills?

I may be horribly misinformed, but I think that stops periods altogether.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I hate that dudebros have made "Irish-American" synonymous with "loud, racist drunk who doesn't know anything about their ancestral culture".

Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay
Duluth trading company buck naked boxer/briefs are great! You can't feel them and forget you are wearing them most of the time.

I even wear them under swim trunks for added comfort.

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Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
I burned my mouth on hot out of the oven Pasteis de Nata my GF made. And now I can't enjoy my hot coffee as it sets of the tender area in my mouth.

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