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let's infect the aliens with our mimetic fascism
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Jun 25, 2021 06:13
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Jun 25, 2021 06:13
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aliens gave pfizer the cure, but only a taste
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Jun 25, 2021 06:32
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Rah! posted:
These are all real good stories and for whatever reason the jelly one was particularly spine tingling even though it sounds stupid
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Jun 25, 2021 06:34
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Wheeee posted:those anti-gravity US Navy patents? of course the math ended up not checking out, they were only filed to ease that technology into the public consciousness as something possible, they'd never actually publish the real deal Patents can be kept secret from the public, it's pretty much just a checkbox on the application. 100% on purpose.
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Jun 25, 2021 06:55
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:let's infect the aliens with our mimetic fascism 
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Jun 25, 2021 07:03
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https://www.3af.fr/global/gene/link.php?doc_id=4375&fg=1 Here is the French Governments UFO report summary. The full report is 100 pages long but... 
PawParole has issued a correction as of 07:23 on Jun 25, 2021 |
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Jun 25, 2021 07:16
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PawParole posted:https://www.3af.fr/global/gene/link.php?doc_id=4375&fg=1 sigma 2 balls, bitch
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Jun 25, 2021 07:16
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Jun 25, 2021 07:18
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itll be extremely sick if this shatters the scientific dogma of the last 20 years and all the rationalist brainlords become a pop-culture laughingstock and also if visionary research becomes something people care about but lol that thatd happen
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Jun 25, 2021 07:23
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PawParole posted:https://www.3af.fr/global/gene/link.php?doc_id=4375&fg=1 Tl; dr  
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Jun 25, 2021 07:24
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Jun 25, 2021 07:24
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PawParole posted:https://www.3af.fr/global/gene/link.php?doc_id=4375&fg=1 why even loving post it jesus christ
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Jun 25, 2021 07:24
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when does the report come out again
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Jun 25, 2021 07:25
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Shear Modulus posted:when does the report come out again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yop62wQH498
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Jun 25, 2021 07:27
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Tekne posted:*sigh* you upload A VIRUS with a thumb drive onto a computer terminal that magically has a slot that can accept archaic human technology i've explained before jeff goldblum's virus wasnt actually a virus that infected the computers and made the ship explode it was just a scary video of a laughing skull that was so scary it scared all the aliens to death. given its deadly memetic status it was likely a repurposed SCP technology.
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Jun 25, 2021 07:36
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what time tomorrow
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Jun 25, 2021 07:37
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My uncle is the mayor and he saw the report early and he told me aliens are definitely real.
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Jun 25, 2021 07:40
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Ratios and Tendency posted:My uncle is the mayor and he saw the report early and he told me aliens are definitely real. my uncle works at men in black and says that they're all weather balloons
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Jun 25, 2021 07:44
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White House correspondents are in an uproar. A few hours earlier, the press secretary told them that the president would appear in the late afternoon to make a “major announcement” on a topic of “global importance.” This brought howls of protest concerning the lateness of it all, a bit of unfortunate timing that guaranteed missed deadlines and high-stress “live” shots .Even while jammed into their windowless, cramped cubicles and spartan offices in the basement of the West Wing, these elite journalists from around the world had known for days that something was going on upstairs. They had reported about the late-night comings-and-goings around other power centers of Washington, D.C., but no reporter broke a story about what it meant. Instead,they tried to draw out the truth from each other without revealing any of their own suspicions. Now, in the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room, the anxiety is palpable. Each of the lucky occupants of the 49 assigned seats claimed their space early to avoid poaching. Meanwhile, the rest of the room is packed, with nearly as many reporters standing on the sidelines. This is not the first time they have been told of an inconvenient forthcoming announcement, but no one can remember one coming this late on a Friday. The reporter for the Associated Press, now seated front-row center, scribbles potential first questions. He stops, however, when the correspondent for National Public Radio, seated in the row immediately behind, wonders half-jokingly to no one in particular if it matters that the stock market just closed.The news reaches them that the president is on the way. The informal betting pool, run by the photographers, is closed to new wagers. The short odds now tilt toward military action against a terrorist training camp, followed by a radical new trade deal with China. The acknowledgment of a classified U.S. defense technology remains a long-shot that could pay off nicely. And while no one has placed a bet on it, a few wonder if this has something to do with that inexplicable “event” from last week. Clearly, there has to be a rational explanation for it, but what if....The president enters. With him are key members of the U.S. Congress, the Secretary of Defense, the Director of Central Intelligence, and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. This assembly of power seems to favor the military angle. Then someone notices that the Secretary of Commerce is also, inexplicably, standing with the group.The Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America checks his watch and steps up to the familiar podium. “After consultation with key members of our defense and intelligence community,” the president begins, “including the officials accompanying me here at this podium, it has been made clear to me that there is persuasive evidence that the Earth has been, and is currently being, interacted with by one or more intelligent non-human species.” He pauses and surveys the room, allowing time for his statement to settle into the minds of those listening.Within a single minute, the world has changed.The president preaches calm, although deep inside he is a bit panicked, too. He has only last week learned the details of this reality himself. He explains that recent highly visible sightings of UFOs, including a mass sighting that had been well-documented, caused him to demand a full investigation into what the United States government knew on the subject.
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Jun 25, 2021 07:48
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Disclosure will start on a Friday, probably between 4:00 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. EST. The reason is that the stock market will have already closed, and the banks in every town will be shutting down. Everyone will have a full weekend to consider the news and its implications before they panic and try to pull their money out of their savings accounts or sell all their stocks. It also avoids media images of an empty New York Stock Exchange and citizens protesting outside banks. This need coincides with a separate desire to keep the media off-balance and more-or-less compliant. The ideal time for most briefings is early in the day Eastern Standard Time so that the establishment reporters can file their stories for the evening news. On this day, however, the insiders will not want them to have all day to work the story. They will instead want the weekend to observe how the story is being received, in order to adjust their plans accordingly when Monday arrives. There will be plenty to observe, because every network will pre-empt its programming for this story, and every cable news outlet will throw all their resources into it. If Disclosure does happen on a Friday, expect journalists to travel under a government escort to a previously secret location such as Nevada’s Area 51, or U.S. Air Force Headquarters at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base over the weekend
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Jun 25, 2021 07:53
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the, uh, bill thing that created the 180 day deadline for this report had the same requirement for a bunch of other boring-rear end reports (like agricultural poo poo and stuff). did those get released yet? where does the report go? what if the real report was the posts we made along the way?
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Jun 25, 2021 07:58
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Mola Yam posted:the, uh, bill thing that created the 180 day deadline for this report had the same requirement for a bunch of other boring-rear end reports (like agricultural poo poo and stuff). did those get released yet? where does the report go? what if the real report was the posts we made along the way? the agriculture report is that all food production is now irrelevant since alien replicator technology can turn energy into vegetables
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Jun 25, 2021 08:02
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alien technology has been used to keep junior mints just the right amount of frozen at all times regardless of ambient temperature
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Jun 25, 2021 08:06
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Mola Yam posted:the, uh, bill thing that created the 180 day deadline for this report had the same requirement for a bunch of other boring-rear end reports (like agricultural poo poo and stuff). did those get released yet? where does the report go? what if the real report was the posts we made along the way? to get the report you have to beat joe biden at pushups
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Jun 25, 2021 08:08
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I'm pretty sure the FBI is monitoring this forum I wonder if we've been included in the report.
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Jun 25, 2021 08:08
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crop circles are of great importance to agriculture interests due to the loss of yield caused by joyriding ETs doing donuts all over farmer dans alfalfa
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Jun 25, 2021 08:09
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Mola Yam posted:the, uh, bill thing that created the 180 day deadline for this report had the same requirement for a bunch of other boring-rear end reports (like agricultural poo poo and stuff). did those get released yet? where does the report go? what if the real report was the posts we made along the way? anyway reports ordered by congress usually get formally delivered to congress so the first people in the public to get it are probably going to be national reporters who get it sent to them by staffers of the congress members who are on the committee(s) that the bill tells the military or CIA or whoever to submit the report to (probably intelligence) Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 08:18 on Jun 25, 2021 |
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Jun 25, 2021 08:15
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Ratios and Tendency posted:I'm pretty sure the FBI is monitoring this forum I wonder if we've been included in the report. Nice try, CIA, trying to pin it on the FBI.
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Jun 25, 2021 08:25
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so the Oort cloud is 4 to 20 trillion miles from the sun, also known as the toasted zone. thats 99.69% certain to be the stoned planet and theyre bringing the space weed he says it hasnt been exposed to sunlight and its evident because it didnt "become a comet" until very late meaning the tail but what they dont know is thats when they woke and boke fanfic insert has issued a correction as of 08:37 on Jun 25, 2021 |
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Jun 25, 2021 08:33
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Happy D-Day, everyone!
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Jun 25, 2021 08:38
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Pooky posted:Nice try, CIA, trying to pin it on the FBI.
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Jun 25, 2021 08:48
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PawParole posted:The ideal time for most briefings is early in the day Eastern Standard Time so that the establishment reporters can file their stories for the evening news. On this day, however, the insiders will not want them to have all day to work the story. They will instead want the weekend to observe how the story is being received, in order to adjust their plans accordingly when Monday arrives. On one of Lue's interviews the host asked "Isn't this a perfect historic time for disclosure? Everyone is so burned out that they aren't bothered". Lue agreed. Basically: 
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Jun 25, 2021 08:49
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Jun 25, 2021 08:57
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Jun 25, 2021 08:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA
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Jun 25, 2021 08:59
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Jun 25, 2021 09:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH_AStbWEjU Promo for the discovery channels Three Hour UFO Report Special on Tuesday. quote:Josh Gates of Discovery’s EXPEDITION UNKNOWN will host, questioning top experts including NASA Administrator Bill Nelson; former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid; former Counselor to President Obama John Podesta; and retired senior intelligence officer Bob Wallace. Other experts will include astrophysicist Dr. Hakeem Oluseyi, physicist and astronomer Robert Weryk, former UK Ministry of Defense employee Nick Pope and intelligence historian Keith Melton. Viewers will also hear from those who’ve dedicated their careers to finding answers to the biggest mysteries – including The X-Files creator Chris Carter, filmmaker and television director Barry Sonnenfeld (Men in Black), founding member of Blink-182 Tom DeLonge, investigative filmmaker Jeremy Corbell, and investigative reporter George Knapp PawParole has issued a correction as of 09:23 on Jun 25, 2021 |
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Jun 25, 2021 09:20
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https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1408197854280232966?s=19
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Jun 25, 2021 09:22
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Weed is trillions of times rarer than gold or diamond on the galactic scale. Aliens are intervening because if we destroy the ecosystem they will run out of dank nugs. 90's t-shirt designers were the first to understand this.
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Jun 25, 2021 09:24
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