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to cover all ur bases, watch these before the report: Alien Close Encounters of the Third Kind The Thing a lore video about Bloodborne on youtube Evangelion Dark City Fringe u might have to fast forward a few scenes to fit everything in before the report hits but this should prepare you for anything + everything 
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Jun 25, 2021 14:32
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lou... Lou.. Hey lou... wheres the report? LOU!! LOOUUUU!?!? WHERES THE drat REPORT LOU?!
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Jun 25, 2021 14:37
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blatman posted:a lore video about Bloodborne on youtube This is just steampunk childhoods end
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Jun 25, 2021 14:42
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saw the podesta/bezos UAP doc. holy poo poo the zimbabwe stuff holy balls i know the story well but never saw any video of the kids before, how can anyone deny we're being visited? the swedish radio podcast thats been scrubbed did that story with the angle being on the one of the bunch that got them all together again as adults and told about the MIB visiting her trying to spook her and stuff, no mention of that in the bezos/podesta axis production 
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Jun 25, 2021 14:45
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blatman posted:to cover all ur bases, watch these before the report: the abyss is #1 on my list right now also anyone that hasn't gotten into xfiles but is posting itt is on my poo poo list. this is the most mulder brain thread on the forums and you should all know our roots
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Jun 25, 2021 14:45
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Jun 25, 2021 14:51
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Jun 25, 2021 14:51
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Put this on a shirt Crusader and I will buy it from you.
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Jun 25, 2021 14:53
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mycomancy posted:Put this on a shirt Crusader and I will buy it from you. not mine, so feel free to do with it as you will
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Jun 25, 2021 14:55
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Think Less posted:This is just steampunk childhoods end If you eat enough umbilical cords and kill the moon you get to become a baby old one. A young one? My favorite is vivian
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Jun 25, 2021 14:56
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it would be cool if the greys show up next month and dissolve all the weirdo fundamentalists so earth has proceed to the 4th density. thereby completing the prophesy of Rapture or whatever. 
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Jun 25, 2021 15:11
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Hooplah posted:the abyss is #1 on my list right now I just sort of assumed everyone had seen the x-files by now if they were posting in this thread but in retrospect that was probably a mistake
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Jun 25, 2021 15:16
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Turns out the aliens are genuine Lovecraftian horrors. Not in the sense that they’re madness-inducing creatures beyond human comprehension; they’re just really racist.
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Jun 25, 2021 15:23
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if nothing else the xfiles is a zeitgeist time capsule
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Jun 25, 2021 15:24
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neutral milf hotel posted:it would be cool if the greys show up next month and dissolve all the weirdo fundamentalists so earth has proceed to the 4th density. thereby completing the prophesy of Rapture or whatever. I just wonder if they'll appreciate that I didn't put on the tinfoil hat the Monday evening a decade or so ago, and just let them feast on the brain goo radiowaves we were exchanging Edit: Fuuuck! That's it. We don't need tinfoil hats for the people, we need a tinfoil hat for the planet. We've been space jamming bareback for over a century. Mrenda has issued a correction as of 15:33 on Jun 25, 2021 |
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Jun 25, 2021 15:25
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if it comes out and says there's aliens - there's aliens if it comes out and says there's not aliens - there's aliens if it gets delayed and doesn't come out - oh you better believe there's aliens
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Jun 25, 2021 15:27
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Is this to distract from the chauvin sentencing today? All the rich people are scared about something and I dont think its aliens
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Jun 25, 2021 15:27
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they have come to collect the foreskins
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Jun 25, 2021 15:40
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fanfic insert posted:they have come to collect the foreskins another debt i cant pay
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Jun 25, 2021 15:41
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:Is this to distract from the chauvin sentencing today? All the rich people are scared about something and I dont think its aliens in accordance with universal justice, the dirty pig known as derek chauvin is sentenced to death by sarlacc pit
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Jun 25, 2021 15:43
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The disclosure is a giant bright flash in the sky
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Jun 25, 2021 15:43
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Hrmm I guess I will have a #2 with a coke zero and alien disclosure please
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Jun 25, 2021 15:51
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One meal with a side of blue balls coming right up!
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Jun 25, 2021 15:52
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Hrmm I guess I will have a #2 with a coke zero and alien disclosure please Yeah you'll get a #2 all right, and they'll supersize it
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Jun 25, 2021 15:52
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fanfic insert posted:they have come to collect the foreskins The alien overlords have lost my support
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Jun 25, 2021 15:53
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:Is this to distract from the chauvin sentencing today? All the rich people are scared about something and I dont think its aliens civilizations around the universe have heard tell of a cop who finally is guilty. they are all coming here to also charge Derek chauvin with police brutality that occurred on their planet
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Jun 25, 2021 15:56
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Accepting the UFO report into myself
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Jun 25, 2021 16:00
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In the movie Alien, was John Hurt a mother
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Jun 25, 2021 16:00
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Vomik posted:civilizations around the universe have heard tell of a cop who finally is guilty. they are all coming here to also charge Derek chauvin with police brutality that occurred on their planet
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Jun 25, 2021 16:01
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is bezos supposed to up in space before or after first contact? I forgot where I read this but some randos were speculating bezos has been appointed an Earth ambassador to the conquering alien hoards and that's why he's getting sent up to space
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Jun 25, 2021 16:06
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neutral milf hotel posted:is bezos supposed to up in space before or after first contact? any alien with it's salt will destroy bezos ship upon first contact
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Jun 25, 2021 16:16
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the aliens are going to give bezos same-day delivery to the sun
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Jun 25, 2021 16:21
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Something was lost in translation. Bezos isn’t an ambassador; he’s an appetizer.
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Jun 25, 2021 16:22
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turns out the phrase "Amazon prime" is phonetically similar to saying the n-word to the reptilians. Jeff bezos is gonna learn this the hard way when he tries to upsell the aliens on free 2-day delivery of adrenochrome
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Jun 25, 2021 16:27
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you jerks posted too dang much I thought it was released 
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Jun 25, 2021 16:32
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the gbs thread has been resurrected just in time. they simply arent as interested in the shitposts made along the way.
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Jun 25, 2021 16:35
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Loucks posted:Something was lost in translation. Bezos isn’t an ambassador; he’s an appetizer. eat the rich wait a minute... are the aliens maoists?
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Jun 25, 2021 16:43
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the aliens will be very confused when they shoot down bezos as a display of strength and we all start cheering and partying in the streets.
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Jun 25, 2021 16:44
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Hatebag posted:If you eat enough umbilical cords and kill the moon you get to become a baby old one. A young one? My favorite is vivian many such cases
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Jun 25, 2021 16:46
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Why would they shoot down one of their own returning to the mothership after setting up a base of operations for the Galactic Federation AKA AMAZON (the acronym doesn't really translate)
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Jun 25, 2021 16:46
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