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Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Yeah I'm just gonna be refreshing Twitter and this thread for a while.

https://twitter.com/Chieftog/status/1408521351917232128?s=19

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space chandeliers
Apr 8, 2008

our relationship with the pentagon right now

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/reports-publications
:f5:

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

space chandeliers posted:

our relationship with the pentagon right now



rl lol

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i have the report!

be sure to drink your ovaltine

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
report says derrik chauvin was an alien disguised as a human and intergalactic war has been declared

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Dolphin posted:

i have the report!

be sure to drink your ovaltine

it's a crummy commercial

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


we have recovered several sectoid corpses and a scout ship

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I found the report before it's posted guys!!

https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/reports-publications/reports-publications-2021/item/2214-unexplained-ariel-phenomena

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


nahnahnahnah im gonna slap you up

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

so much worse than goat man

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

haha

dtar

space chandeliers
Apr 8, 2008


lmao

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



lol

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
https://t.co/byDTONEbpc?amp=1

Just got tweeted out by a rando.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

https://www.dni.gov/files/ODNI/documents/assessments/Prelimary-Assessment-UAP-20210625.pdf


A lotta nothing

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
8 pages and 1 of citations

Good god how did that take them 180 days

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

dear god

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol

its actually very little nothing

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

they identified a balloon

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

its actually very little nothing

No you see the time dilation from the gravity engines makes it look that way

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002



want to see that radio data

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

"other"

cowards

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Otoh they did say that the observed UAPs are most likely physical objects.

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow
faaaaaaaaaaaaart

Coldrice
Jan 20, 2006


this does acknowledge several instances of UAPs as physical objects that have been encountered though, yeah? vs "its just a bird" stuff

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Crusader posted:



want to see that radio data

yeah first I've heard of radio stuff being collected, markin' it down as VALUED DISCLOSURE

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Unidentified Aerial Nothingburger

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
I mean they are saying oficially that it's something they don't understand, that's pretty much the gist of what we were expecting.

enabled veteran
Feb 10, 2021

I think that American presidents, that position in itself, as well as American foreign policy, it has terrorism in it. CIA agents going to overthrow certain governments - they're using terrorist tactics. They're not going in there like, 'Hey, you wanna have some cake?'
Cofer Black, one of his tentacles hovering over his track-ball mouse, clicks :justpost:

Time to start another war

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

they have decided to use machine learning

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

that summer wind

came blowin in...

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


someone please tell me the real report is gonna drop down from the rafters and suplex this fake, impostor report

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Tom Gorman posted:

someone please tell me the real report is gonna drop down from the rafters and suplex this fake, impostor report

The only thing left is to give Elizondo all of our money so he can run for congress

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Establishing physicality etc is an important first step, but I am disappointed that they're only looking at poo poo from 2004 onward

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
hahahahaha

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

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