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Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Based on my trip back up the hill this afternoon traffic was massively reduced compared to previous weekends. Hopefully the rest of the holidays goes the same way and none of the covid hotspots decide to pop up to the mountains for the day and spread it all around.

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
If you have looked a magpie in the eye as you fed it mince, you can leave the house

If a kookaburra has laughed at you, you are on double lockdown

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Mrs Spergo had to go into the office to get her laptop with her new job at CBA and was saying that the complacency was stunning in the cafes and such around the office at Redfern. People just not giving a gently caress, treating lunch like a big social event masks off

I hope this blows into a massive shitstorm tbh

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
it's in the post but we have to get through scomos hillsong convention first before we are allowed a lockdown just like all previous times poo poo has escalated but nothing has been done till it's too late.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Remember:



well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Jestery posted:

I went to Prince Philip in Cherside,

Doomben also opened up recently too

Give me a blood transfusion.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
lol

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


This is fine, only need to go to Webster's tbh

gently caress me up on the top shelf

They have lagavulin 25, $98 a drink

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

well why not posted:

Give me a blood transfusion.

My strongest blood would kill you traveller

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

The golden barley is the only pub you need in The inner west

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Keep an eye out if you have a growler, cause those pubs in the red may offer up cheap beer to take home if you're in the area.

Remember a ton of pubs near me offering it last time

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Jestery posted:

My strongest blood would kill you traveller

Two pints of your second strongest blood please.

sarcastx
Feb 26, 2005



man I'd hoped to attend a friend's wedding in February but I'm getting the impression that there's still going to be interstate travel restrictions (to say nothing of international restrictions)

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz

Kharnifex posted:

Sorry Zombydog, we are awaiting GrandFather Nurgles arrival. Level 10 lockdown, plaguebearers in the streets. The Hillsong concert this weekend will be the Choir to pull him through. (Hoping the best for her mate)
It's been a rough few months and the current phase we've started is inducing menopause, while blocking the cancer cells from gobbling up estrogen and bone strengthening drugs to counter weakening caused by the cancer metastasising to her spine, ribs and sternum. She'd already managed to sneeze herself a cracked rib.
All that fun stuff aside I wish you all strength in the coming of Papa Nurgle, and may his blessing pass you by.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Where do we send the nukes?

EDIT: Gah!!! Not your missus, the NSW COVID Runner!

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Gladys is asking people to be sensible. That’s gonna go real well.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I had a day dream of a politician coming on tv and just breaking down


"Jesus loving Christ you dumb cunts, stop it, loving stop it"

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥
So the "we'll update this afternoon" is heavily just to let people get to their holiday homes this morning before we lock down fully, right? Right?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

So the "we'll update this afternoon" is heavily just to let people get to their holiday homes this morning before we lock down fully, right? Right?

It's absolutely that. The exact reason VIC lockdowns are immediate and tell you to stay the gently caress wherever you are now statewide so you don't spread COVID along the way.


Jestery posted:

I had a day dream of a politician coming on tv and just breaking down


"Jesus loving Christ you dumb cunts, stop it, loving stop it"

I dunno, Scummo's a big enough fuckwit I could see him doing this before the end of his time as Prime Minister.

Neddy Seagoon fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jun 26, 2021

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

So the "we'll update this afternoon" is heavily just to let people get to their holiday homes this morning before we lock down fully, right? Right?

There seemed to be quite a few people on the move yesterday arvo and I guarantee that a lot of the holiday houses up here will have people in them already

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
I love that the 4 LGAs that are locked down only cover about half of the active cases.


Really looking forward to triple digit daily cases in a few days. Or as NSW gov would call it 10 since the last update.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Why would we need to lockdown when our contact tracing is so good? We'll just trace the spread all over NSW! It'll be finnnneeeeeeeeee.

They're holding an ~emergency cabinet~ later today. It certainly does feel like they're going to go full lockdown, but we've been dragging the chain this long so gently caress knows.

It's Christmas Holidays in July!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Has anyone got the link to that Instagram page with the depressing FIFO worker memes?

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Being on holidays from teaching I don't mind if we have a lockdown cause it's not like I was going to go anywhere regardless.

Having been to the shops this morning most people where in masks and there was bugger all people in town which is certainly a positive really

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
The amount of new exposure sites outside the lockdown areas is growing by the hour. They need to lock down the whole of Sydney at this point.

My local Coles had a limit of two packs of toilet paper this morning and the shelves were looking a bit patchy but there was still plenty of food.

Aware
Nov 18, 2003
The local fancy IGA near me had been stripped of anything better than rump steak. Savages.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Laserface posted:

Wentworthville woolies sold out of toilet paper and we arent even in lockdown.

I hope these cunts wipe their assholes raw.

Yet again showing that bidets are the superior option as I type this while smugly hosing down my bunghole.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Update coming at 2pm

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Humphreys posted:

Where do we send the nukes?

Kings Langley, Vittoria and Burnie would tidy up a bunch of loose ends thanks.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Has anyone got the link to that Instagram page with the depressing FIFO worker memes?

https://instagram.com/transition_reluctant_memes?utm_medium=copy_link

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lockdown baby

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
1m ago 14:04
Two week lockdown for Greater Sydney

New South Wales premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced a two week lockdown.

From 6pm today, all of Greater Sydney, the Blue Mountains, the Central Coast and Wollongong, will go into lockdown until midnight on Friday 9 July.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

hosed it was let to get to this stage.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




RIP

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥
So it's a lockdown, but I still have to go to work?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
The shops are going to get hammered.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

So it's a lockdown, but I still have to go to work?

Medical practices count as essential, so yeah.

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥
Goddamnit. Weight loss surgery for my annoying shithead patients is considered essential somehow and I'm gonna threaten to quit a whole bunch more.
I'm getting so drunk today.

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Looking forward to my boss telling me accounts and admin are essential work.

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