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Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Literally my only complaint with Mario Golf is that I want to be able to choose my clubs. Come on, Adventure Mode, you can't tease me with knowledge that an approach wedge and a lob wedge are in the game and then not let me use them in other modes.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

The Tony Hawk series peaked with the GamePro demo for THPS1 on PSX with Superman as the track.

My mom worked at Toys R Us when I was a kid and one day I was sick (lol) so she took me to work.

I spent the morning learning the thps demo and then the afternoon owning other kids. It ruled.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Literally my only complaint with Mario Golf is that I want to be able to choose my clubs. Come on, Adventure Mode, you can't tease me with knowledge that an approach wedge and a lob wedge are in the game and then not let me use them in other modes.

I've been assuming we will be able to....buy them?

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX
Downloadable Clubs?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Also thank god I'm to WW and out of those drat XC and Speed modes.

Speed is okay, but as a multiplayer option probably with friends. XC is only okay as a training mode, like "look what we can do with terrain/elevation"

Fly Ricky
May 7, 2009

The Wine Taster

mdemone posted:

I've been assuming we will be able to....buy them?

The idea that Nintendo is going to somehow fundamentally change the game mechanics in an update is a pipe dream. We're getting some new courses and probably a handful of characters. The game is what it is.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Mario Golf's greatest sin is giving you the lob shot after the XC mode levels

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Fly Ricky posted:

The idea that Nintendo is going to somehow fundamentally change the game mechanics in an update is a pipe dream.

Mario Golf: A Realm Reborn

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

My mom worked at Toys R Us when I was a kid and one day I was sick (lol) so she took me to work.

I spent the morning learning the thps demo and then the afternoon owning other kids. It ruled.

That owns

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Wait, that was the legendarily difficult XC Golf? I finished that thing on my 28th stroke?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Kirios posted:

Wait, that was the legendarily difficult XC Golf? I finished that thing on my 28th stroke?

Ya done good, I made a wrong decision a couple times so I spent an hour solving it

Edit: it's mostly just a pain in the rear end

King Bahamut
Nov 12, 2003
internet internet lama sabacthani
does speed mode evolve beyond the thrill of backtracking in an open world game with limited stamina because…yeesh

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

I did have one "fun" time in Speed Golf where I thought I was taking a shortcut only to discover that I had to walk all the way around a lava gulf so the marginally shorter setup shot was more than cancelled out by how long it took me to make it to my ball.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Haschel Cedricson posted:

I did have one "fun" time in Speed Golf where I thought I was taking a shortcut only to discover that I had to walk all the way around a lava gulf so the marginally shorter setup shot was more than cancelled out by how long it took me to make it to my ball.

Yeah, I got turned around in the desert and it soured me on the whole course.

Then again I never understood the appeal of desert levels in Mario games. Odyssey's sand kingdom is maybe my one exception.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yeah, I got turned around in the desert and it soured me on the whole course.

Then again I never understood the appeal of desert levels in Mario games. Odyssey's sand kingdom is maybe my one exception.

The desert levels in SMB 2 and 3, and the inside of the pyramid in Mario 64 are some of my favourite levels. But if you don't have enough set dressing, yeah they're not going to be very good.
Nothing I've seen yet is really convincing me that Mario Golf has enough of the Mushroom Kingdom to make the courses cool and interesting.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jun 28, 2021

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Mister Facetious posted:

The desert levels in SMB 2 and 3, and the inside of the pyramid in Mario 64 are some of my favourite levels.

SMB 2 and 3's desert levels are... fine, but holy gently caress, to hell with the pyramid level in 64.

Having beaten that entire game for the first time a few years ago, after literally a decade and a half of playing a few levels until I got frustrated, it turns out that I really don't like it. :haw:

wuggles
Jul 12, 2017

Haschel Cedricson posted:

I did have one "fun" time in Speed Golf where I thought I was taking a shortcut only to discover that I had to walk all the way around a lava gulf so the marginally shorter setup shot was more than cancelled out by how long it took me to make it to my ball.

I do this all the time. You have to remind yourself that in speed golf “playing another hole” is not actually a shortcut

I prefer standard mode but speed golf is fun.

Dpulex
Feb 26, 2013
My biggest complaint about golf is that it wasn't drawn out and pointless enough. Instead of just warping to the ball I'm glad I can run around in bland environments with a stamina meter. Even better in single player when there is nobody to race against.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Inside and outside, Shifting Sand Land sucks poo poo.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Dabir posted:

Inside and outside, Shifting Sand Land sucks poo poo.

Yes! Exactly!

Though, related, it was kind of neat to see those huge head statues buried halfway in the sand in Mario Golf.

---

Ok, separate topic; can you goons help me put together a list of Switch games that allow for custom content creation for use in multiplayer? Stuff like custom characters, areas, etc? So far, off the top of my head, I have:

- Fortnite (Creative mode)
- Super Mario Maker 2
- Golf With Your Friends
- Ultimate Chicken Horse
- Super Mega Baseball 2
- Super Mega Baseball 3
- Minecraft
- Terraria

I know there are a ton more but I can't think of any off the top of my head.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

shifting sand land rules

every course in mario 64 rules

mario 64 rules

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Overwatch Porn posted:

shifting sand land rules

every course in mario 64 rules

mario 64 rules

They all rule but the best one is definitely Tall Tall Mountain.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

tall tall mountain is excellent i agree

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



So there was no Switch Pro at E3 and I should just go ahead and buy a regular Switch, right?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Overwatch Porn posted:

shifting sand land rules

every course in mario 64 rules

mario 64 rules

:hfive:

beerinator
Feb 21, 2003

NikkolasKing posted:

So there was no Switch Pro at E3 and I should just go ahead and buy a regular Switch, right?

Maybe they'll announce one at E4.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler

NikkolasKing posted:

So there was no Switch Pro at E3 and I should just go ahead and buy a regular Switch, right?

Yes

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

NikkolasKing posted:

So there was no Switch Pro at E3 and I should just go ahead and buy a regular Switch, right?
You should have bought one 4 years ago, and every day since.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

NikkolasKing posted:

So there was no Switch Pro at E3 and I should just go ahead and buy a regular Switch, right?

nintendo said the switch is currently mid gen and they have no hardware coming up. however might i interest you in a number of twitter accounts who have said switch pro is coming once a week for 3 years?

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Mario Golf looks good but I don't want to pay full price, so it got me thinking about alternatives. Any suggestions for good sports games of any sort on Switch, preferably cheap? Here are some other sports games I've enjoyed in the past:

MLB 2k5
NFL Blitz
NBA Street
Dirt Rally

Is see FIFA is on sale - is it fun for someone that is clueless about soccer?

wuggles
Jul 12, 2017

beer gas canister posted:

Mario Golf looks good but I don't want to pay full price, so it got me thinking about alternatives. Any suggestions for good sports games of any sort on Switch, preferably cheap? Here are some other sports games I've enjoyed in the past:

MLB 2k5
NFL Blitz
NBA Street
Dirt Rally

Is see FIFA is on sale - is it fun for someone that is clueless about soccer?

You played Golf Story right?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

beer gas canister posted:

Mario Golf looks good but I don't want to pay full price, so it got me thinking about alternatives. Any suggestions for good sports games of any sort on Switch, preferably cheap? Here are some other sports games I've enjoyed in the past:

MLB 2k5
NFL Blitz
NBA Street
Dirt Rally

Is see FIFA is on sale - is it fun for someone that is clueless about soccer?

If you want a game that hasn't received a visual or engine update since... 2017 and still think EA is worth giving money to... wait no. No. gently caress them. Get one of the NeoGeo Super Sidekicks games for :10bux:. Or Golazo!

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jun 28, 2021

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yeah, I got turned around in the desert and it soured me on the whole course.

Then again I never understood the appeal of desert levels in Mario games. Odyssey's sand kingdom is maybe my one exception.

The desert course itself is pretty interesting, with punch shots and shaped shots being premium.

Speed golf is purely a multiplayer option.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

beer gas canister posted:

Mario Golf looks good but I don't want to pay full price, so it got me thinking about alternatives. Any suggestions for good sports games of any sort on Switch, preferably cheap? Here are some other sports games I've enjoyed in the past:

MLB 2k5
NFL Blitz
NBA Street
Dirt Rally

Is see FIFA is on sale - is it fun for someone that is clueless about soccer?

Buy golf story right now and revel in the open world golf rpg genre. Teeboxes? You mean Suggestions?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I like cross country golf, but it is difficult!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Holy poo poo, :wtc:...

I decide I'm going to play Mario Golf with motion controls. Ok, cool. I'll use my left joycon because I still need to fix the horrendous drift on the right one. And it literally says, in the game, "you can use either one". So I set up the controller. I go through the main menu, motion controls, it asks me to once again set up my controller. Ok, will do.

Then it tells me how to hold it when playing. No problem.

And then again, cuts back to the "press L and R on the controller you want to use". I check and the light is still on, on the joycon. It didn't flake out or die, the left one is fine, so wtf?

I register it again, the "how to hold it" screens come up, and I note that it literally gives me the option to either hit + or - buttons to continue, so again, I know that the game accepts either/or.

I end up doing this whole back and forth about 2 more times before, on a whim, trying my right joycon, the one that sucks, and sure enough, it gets right into the next menu option, beyond that loop I was stuck in.

I get to where I can play and of course, drift pushes my club selection right down to putter, so I can't even pick anything else. I try again with the left controller but it won't stay registered for whatever reason, despite the fact that it's now the joycon that the Switch sees, not the right one anymore.

So then I say gently caress it, gently caress motion controls (for now, I do want to try them), I'll just use my 8bitdo Pro + and play button controls.

Well, of course I can't turn that on because the game is expecting one joycon, so it immediacy keeps shutting my Pro + controller off, the left joycon I'm using doesn't have the home button, and aaaaaauuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh.

In short, gently caress joycons and joycon drift.

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.
https://nintendoeverything.com/mario-rabbids-sparks-of-hope-dev-team-three-times-bigger-than-the-original-other-tidbits/

quote:

– The team composition doesn’t have any limits this time around, you can go all Rabbids or all Mario characters if you so chose
– This was said to be one of multiple fan demands/suggestions the team took very seriously
– The player seemingly has no limit of movement within the movement range
– The development team and general scope of the project as stated previously has grown considerably
– Free camera
– The exploration element is less linear, but the game isn’t open world

Glad to hear the arbitrary team limitation is gone.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

John Wick of Dogs posted:

I like cross country golf, but it is difficult!

I mean, I'm glad I played it, because it's a cool take on golf in general (minus the BULLSHIT TORNADOES THAT SUCK

Okay. I'm back again. I just don't want to do it anymore unless I choose to. Consent is my birthright.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro

So they turned it into Worms?

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enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Flubby posted:

There's one thing I want get straight about Mario Golf. Toad is a mushroom. That means the real Toad is at the bottom-most part of his body. The mycellium. You don't ever see Toad, not really, because he wears shoes. He's basically a reproductive organ from the ankles up. His "hat" being part of his body and removable are both true. You could pull off a piece of his head and eat it and it wouldn't really hurt him. Some people seemed confused about that.

I played as Wario earlier today to get some character points and I think he putts by pelvic thrusting directly into his putter. Not sure but that's what it looked like to me.

LionArcher posted:

I was not going to buy golf because of scores and then I came into thread.

Now I’m buying it and Zelda next month.

You know, a 6/10 is fair. So is an 8/10.

This game seriously lacks polish, and is currently pretty light on content. However, it is unquestionably an all-new Mario Golf game on Switch. It's also a lot of fun in its core mechanics. At least that part feels somewhat complete. It will certainly be getting more courses via free DLC, and who knows, maybe they'll get it looking a little better. Performance is pretty perfect as is.

If you can overlook the occasional bug, the lame muzak, the (current) lack of courses, the "first pass looks good enough let's get this game out the door" graphical presentation, the terribly basic-looking course hub areas, and getting knocked into an unescapable pit by another player during Speed Golf, thus getting hosed in Speed Golf, it is a fun Mario Golf game.

The lack of polish is really the only big offender. If you're curious, check out the cutscene at this timestamp. I feel like it says a lot about the game.

enojy fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jun 28, 2021

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