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docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Brain Candy posted:

ah but for 2, everyone who can't afford a car doesn't matter

If you think about it, not buying a car is a lot like not voting.

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Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/Murp1953Tim/status/1409342867898867713

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Plz make it stop, everyone everywhere needs to Quit It

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:02

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Lol remember when all those woke companies pulled their donations to insurrection maga? Lasted 6 months, as expected.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:11

Catpetter1981: Apr 9, 2020; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lobster shirt posted:

just wanted this one on the new page, top content from usnews

That's from the galaxy-brain genius that was cheering on Mayor Rat during the primaries.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:15

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

sexpig by night posted:

imagine looking at a guy with half a century of past work to draw on and going 'yea I, a rando with no connection to him and zero leverage over him, will push him left by saying 'sir please don't kill me but if you do that's okay I know it takes a while and will still vote for you no matter what' real loud'.

Like, these loving morons just baffle me. Strip it away to the most base layer and how can you even pretend to support a negotiation that's rooted in 'do what I want' 'what happens if I don't' 'absolutely nothing I'll still vote for you and tell everyone I know to as well'?

I see your point but have you considered that we can push him left (ideally away from wherever his next target of sexual aggression is)?

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:20

Jokerpilled Drudge: Jan 27, 2010; by Pragmatica

Cant think of a single foreign investigation that the US could conduct in good faith. It always just turns out to be an obvious excuse to spread empire

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:27

Eggplant Squire: Aug 14, 2003

Lmao at the idea some guy is reading Washington Post opeds where Jennifer Rubin, Bill Kristol, and David Frum are gushing about how awesome this administration is and think "hmm yes my master plan to move these guys left is working so well all you dummies just don't understand how this works"

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:29

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018; Can't post for 4 hours!

sexpig by night posted:

the china thread in GBS is one of the most openly racist threads in SA, but the china thread in D&D is one of the most openly stupid.

I like the D&D india/pakistan thread where the first couple of pages just talk about how india/pakistan are going to be the ones to end the world.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:30

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Catpetter1981 posted:

I kinda think it's brilliant as is.

Dems lay a perfect trap.

Republicans fall for it.

Republicans don't even figure it out until it's spelled out to them.

Knowing doesn't make their position any less weak.

they flinch, revealing their weakness

not sure what this even means

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:37

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

Cant think of a single foreign investigation that the US could conduct in good faith. It always just turns out to be an obvious excuse to spread empire

So this is why all the pro-genocide crypto-fascists have been turning up in the GBS thread.

They've been getting their loving asses handed to them in this one.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:40

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1409243030608089099
Well, Bernie's put his marker out there. Wouldn't surprise me if Republicans seized on this as another excuse to try and scuttle the whole deal.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:42

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Ruzihm posted:

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1409243030608089099
Well, Bernie's put his marker out there. Wouldn't surprise me if Republicans seized on this as another excuse to try and scuttle the whole deal.

Republicans CANNOT scuttle any deal. If nothing happens it's because Democrats don't want anything to happen.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:44

Eggplant Squire: Aug 14, 2003

If you were a Republican why on Earth would you give Biden and the Democrats a win on this when absolutely no one cares if it passes other than Democrat partisans and weirdos that need to see displays of bipartisanship to feel like government is "working"?

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:45

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Shageletic posted:

Swampcow where.do you live? I live in NYC and a book that informed us why the things around me exist as they do is called the Powerbroker by Robert Caro. Worth reading.

Not sure fi you are joking about the powerbroker or not, but I'm reading it and it's great. Also this one:

PLUNKITT OF TAMMANY HALL
By George Washington Plunkitt

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2810/2810-h/2810-h.htm

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:46

Cromulent_Chill: Apr 6, 2009

Ruzihm posted:

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1409243030608089099
Well, Bernie's put his marker out there. Wouldn't surprise me if Republicans seized on this as another excuse to try and scuttle the whole deal.

You know this ones going to cost you

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:46

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Eggplant Squire posted:

If you were a Republican why on Earth would you give Biden and the Democrats a win on this when absolutely no one cares if it passes other than Democrat partisans and weirdos that need to see displays of bipartisanship to feel like government is "working"?

D&D and most lib sources somehow simultaneously believe that the republicans literally led a violent insurrection and were about to start gunning down their colleagues and literally lynch the VP but also genuinely come to congress to Get Work Done and are fair actors who simply have a different view of the agenda than the dems and should be respected.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:47

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018; Can't post for 4 hours!

Ruzihm posted:

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1409243030608089099
Well, Bernie's put his marker out there. Wouldn't surprise me if Republicans seized on this as another excuse to try and scuttle the whole deal.

*obama voice*

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:50

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Killin_Like_Bronson posted:

You know this ones going to cost you

How r u is on the case!

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:52

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

AnimeIsTrash posted:

I like the D&D india/pakistan thread where the first couple of pages just talk about how india/pakistan are going to be the ones to end the world.

Because the thread has gone all "genocide denier-y" again, it's as good a time to bore everyone with a story from my time living in China.

It was in the last few weeks I was living in Fuzhou, so June 2018. I was on a bus, minding my own business. The bus was not crowded, which was slightly unusual for most of the buses that I rode on in China. Anyways, an old woman gets on the bus and sits in the seat opposite me. She proceeds, as is her want, to take out an apple and eat it. But she decides to eat it in a way that I have never seen anyone eat an apple before or since. She brought out the apple, and a clear plastic bag. She would take a bite of the apple, chew it, and then spit out the skin into the plastic bag. All out in the open on a public bus. As she continues to do this, at a later stop a mother and a young girl of about 10 get on the bus and sit next to the old eating/chewing/spitting out woman. The little girl sees me and her eyes get wide in shock as she notices I am a foreigner. Because I am not a bastard, I smile and give a polite nod, to which her mum smiles and nods back. The girl however is still scandalized that there is a foreigner on her bus, and proceeds to stare at me for the rest of the trip. All while the old lady sitting next to her continues her 3 part apple eating routine.

An old lady spitting apple peel into a plastic bag? That's of no concern. But an Australian riding the bus?!?! Now there's your headline.

Thank you for indulging me by reading this boring story from my life. I hope it, and the CIA overlords that paid for it have convinced you that the CCP is indeed involved in genocide in Xinjiang.

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TheIncredulousHulk: Sep 3, 2012

slurnie panders

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:59

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

sexpig by night posted:

Because the thread has gone all "genocide denier-y" again, it's as good a time to bore everyone with a story from my time living in China.

It was in the last few weeks I was living in Fuzhou, so June 2018. I was on a bus, minding my own business. The bus was not crowded, which was slightly unusual for most of the buses that I rode on in China. Anyways, an old woman gets on the bus and sits in the seat opposite me. She proceeds, as is her want, to take out an apple and eat it. But she decides to eat it in a way that I have never seen anyone eat an apple before or since. She brought out the apple, and a clear plastic bag. She would take a bite of the apple, chew it, and then spit out the skin into the plastic bag. All out in the open on a public bus. As she continues to do this, at a later stop a mother and a young girl of about 10 get on the bus and sit next to the old eating/chewing/spitting out woman. The little girl sees me and her eyes get wide in shock as she notices I am a foreigner. Because I am not a bastard, I smile and give a polite nod, to which her mum smiles and nods back. The girl however is still scandalized that there is a foreigner on her bus, and proceeds to stare at me for the rest of the trip. All while the old lady sitting next to her continues her 3 part apple eating routine.

An old lady spitting apple peel into a plastic bag? That's of no concern. But an Australian riding the bus?!?! Now there's your headline.

Thank you for indulging me by reading this boring story from my life. I hope it, and the CIA overlords that paid for it have convinced you that the CCP is indeed involved in genocide in Xinjiang.

This can't be a real quote. What the gently caress

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:59

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

Nichael posted:

not sure what this even means

It's more Dem cheerleading.
Pelosi and Biden and Schumer and *insert centrist here* are all playing Nth dimensional chess and pantsing the Republicans at every turn according to their personal headcanons, and THIS will finally be the time that regular people hold the Republicans accountable for their hypocrisy

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:59

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

sexpig by night posted:

Because the thread has gone all "genocide denier-y" again, it's as good a time to bore everyone with a story from my time living in China.

It was in the last few weeks I was living in Fuzhou, so June 2018. I was on a bus, minding my own business. The bus was not crowded, which was slightly unusual for most of the buses that I rode on in China. Anyways, an old woman gets on the bus and sits in the seat opposite me. She proceeds, as is her want, to take out an apple and eat it. But she decides to eat it in a way that I have never seen anyone eat an apple before or since. She brought out the apple, and a clear plastic bag. She would take a bite of the apple, chew it, and then spit out the skin into the plastic bag. All out in the open on a public bus. As she continues to do this, at a later stop a mother and a young girl of about 10 get on the bus and sit next to the old eating/chewing/spitting out woman. The little girl sees me and her eyes get wide in shock as she notices I am a foreigner. Because I am not a bastard, I smile and give a polite nod, to which her mum smiles and nods back. The girl however is still scandalized that there is a foreigner on her bus, and proceeds to stare at me for the rest of the trip. All while the old lady sitting next to her continues her 3 part apple eating routine.

An old lady spitting apple peel into a plastic bag? That's of no concern. But an Australian riding the bus?!?! Now there's your headline.

Thank you for indulging me by reading this boring story from my life. I hope it, and the CIA overlords that paid for it have convinced you that the CCP is indeed involved in genocide in Xinjiang.

I don't understand the purpose of posting your racist story, ngl

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:00

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

sexpig by night posted:

Because the thread has gone all "genocide denier-y" again, it's as good a time to bore everyone with a story from my time living in China.

It was in the last few weeks I was living in Fuzhou, so June 2018. I was on a bus, minding my own business. The bus was not crowded, which was slightly unusual for most of the buses that I rode on in China. Anyways, an old woman gets on the bus and sits in the seat opposite me. She proceeds, as is her want, to take out an apple and eat it. But she decides to eat it in a way that I have never seen anyone eat an apple before or since. She brought out the apple, and a clear plastic bag. She would take a bite of the apple, chew it, and then spit out the skin into the plastic bag. All out in the open on a public bus. As she continues to do this, at a later stop a mother and a young girl of about 10 get on the bus and sit next to the old eating/chewing/spitting out woman. The little girl sees me and her eyes get wide in shock as she notices I am a foreigner. Because I am not a bastard, I smile and give a polite nod, to which her mum smiles and nods back. The girl however is still scandalized that there is a foreigner on her bus, and proceeds to stare at me for the rest of the trip. All while the old lady sitting next to her continues her 3 part apple eating routine.

An old lady spitting apple peel into a plastic bag? That's of no concern. But an Australian riding the bus?!?! Now there's your headline.

Thank you for indulging me by reading this boring story from my life. I hope it, and the CIA overlords that paid for it have convinced you that the CCP is indeed involved in genocide in Xinjiang.

Apple skins are loaded with toxins, dude

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

https://mobile.twitter.com/burgessev/status/1409522355852959746

I remember that meme, from twitter

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:01

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

camoseven posted:

This can't be a real quote. What the gently caress

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AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018; Can't post for 4 hours!

sexpig by night posted:

Because the thread has gone all "genocide denier-y" again, it's as good a time to bore everyone with a story from my time living in China.

It was in the last few weeks I was living in Fuzhou, so June 2018. I was on a bus, minding my own business. The bus was not crowded, which was slightly unusual for most of the buses that I rode on in China. Anyways, an old woman gets on the bus and sits in the seat opposite me. She proceeds, as is her want, to take out an apple and eat it. But she decides to eat it in a way that I have never seen anyone eat an apple before or since. She brought out the apple, and a clear plastic bag. She would take a bite of the apple, chew it, and then spit out the skin into the plastic bag. All out in the open on a public bus. As she continues to do this, at a later stop a mother and a young girl of about 10 get on the bus and sit next to the old eating/chewing/spitting out woman. The little girl sees me and her eyes get wide in shock as she notices I am a foreigner. Because I am not a bastard, I smile and give a polite nod, to which her mum smiles and nods back. The girl however is still scandalized that there is a foreigner on her bus, and proceeds to stare at me for the rest of the trip. All while the old lady sitting next to her continues her 3 part apple eating routine.

An old lady spitting apple peel into a plastic bag? That's of no concern. But an Australian riding the bus?!?! Now there's your headline.

Thank you for indulging me by reading this boring story from my life. I hope it, and the CIA overlords that paid for it have convinced you that the CCP is indeed involved in genocide in Xinjiang.

Type of gun who jokes about how they should make a rape of nanking porno. Type of guy who just got banned for a pedo. Type of guy who isn't used to people being weird on public transportation, and says some racist poo poo.

Lots of types of guys in that thread.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

camoseven posted:

This can't be a real quote. What the gently caress

buddy, it's real and it's beautiful

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:01

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

sexpig by night posted:

Because the thread has gone all "genocide denier-y" again, it's as good a time to bore everyone with a story from my time living in China.

It was in the last few weeks I was living in Fuzhou, so June 2018. I was on a bus, minding my own business. The bus was not crowded, which was slightly unusual for most of the buses that I rode on in China. Anyways, an old woman gets on the bus and sits in the seat opposite me. She proceeds, as is her want, to take out an apple and eat it. But she decides to eat it in a way that I have never seen anyone eat an apple before or since. She brought out the apple, and a clear plastic bag. She would take a bite of the apple, chew it, and then spit out the skin into the plastic bag. All out in the open on a public bus. As she continues to do this, at a later stop a mother and a young girl of about 10 get on the bus and sit next to the old eating/chewing/spitting out woman. The little girl sees me and her eyes get wide in shock as she notices I am a foreigner. Because I am not a bastard, I smile and give a polite nod, to which her mum smiles and nods back. The girl however is still scandalized that there is a foreigner on her bus, and proceeds to stare at me for the rest of the trip. All while the old lady sitting next to her continues her 3 part apple eating routine.

An old lady spitting apple peel into a plastic bag? That's of no concern. But an Australian riding the bus?!?! Now there's your headline.

Thank you for indulging me by reading this boring story from my life. I hope it, and the CIA overlords that paid for it have convinced you that the CCP is indeed involved in genocide in Xinjiang.

wow an old lady spitting apple skin into a plastic baggie, now ive heard everything!

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:02

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

me, seeing a single person acting odd on a bus and a kid staring at someone who looks different than them: 'the primitive Han are a strange bunch for sure, I must update the goons...'

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:02

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

if the Chinese are capable of being weird on a bus they're capable of genocide, and if you don't understand that you're the idiot

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:04

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

sexpig by night posted:

Because the thread has gone all "genocide denier-y" again, it's as good a time to bore everyone with a story from my time living in China.

It was in the last few weeks I was living in Fuzhou, so June 2018. I was on a bus, minding my own business. The bus was not crowded, which was slightly unusual for most of the buses that I rode on in China. Anyways, an old woman gets on the bus and sits in the seat opposite me. She proceeds, as is her want, to take out an apple and eat it. But she decides to eat it in a way that I have never seen anyone eat an apple before or since. She brought out the apple, and a clear plastic bag. She would take a bite of the apple, chew it, and then spit out the skin into the plastic bag. All out in the open on a public bus. As she continues to do this, at a later stop a mother and a young girl of about 10 get on the bus and sit next to the old eating/chewing/spitting out woman. The little girl sees me and her eyes get wide in shock as she notices I am a foreigner. Because I am not a bastard, I smile and give a polite nod, to which her mum smiles and nods back. The girl however is still scandalized that there is a foreigner on her bus, and proceeds to stare at me for the rest of the trip. All while the old lady sitting next to her continues her 3 part apple eating routine.

An old lady spitting apple peel into a plastic bag? That's of no concern. But an Australian riding the bus?!?! Now there's your headline.

Thank you for indulging me by reading this boring story from my life. I hope it, and the CIA overlords that paid for it have convinced you that the CCP is indeed involved in genocide in Xinjiang.

CIA not getting its money's worth imo

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lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

just really blowing my mind that someon e could possibly think that was an interesting story

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:04

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

extremely billy joel voice:

https://twitter.com/APhilosophae/status/1408974551866826754

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:05

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Oh it was a super cool racist qcs post or whatever. Very nice. We should shut down cspam.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:05

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

lmao just hop on a broward county public transit vehicle and you'll have a more interesting story in like, the time it takes the bus to get up to speed again

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:05

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

lobster shirt posted:

wow an old lady spitting apple skin into a plastic baggie, now ive heard everything!

did she poo poo in the bag too or something

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:05

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

loquacius posted:

extremely billy joel voice:

https://twitter.com/APhilosophae/status/1408974551866826754

God is in his heaven.

Everything is normal on earth.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 16:08

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

Radirot posted:

did she poo poo in the bag too or something

the first time i read it i misunderstood it to be the old lady was spitting apple skin onto the floor of the bus, which would admittedly be pretty gross... but shes just spittign it into the bag! who gives a poo poo! you see way grosser poo poo at baseball games here in the us lol

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F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

makes sense that in china they all warn their children about the weird australian expats

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