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Read After Burning posted:https://twitter.com/NathanJRobinson/status/1409526676107796481 Pretty sure this is intentional. This way they can frame it like they get upset at Actual Issues™ like Respecting Are Flag and not that liberal horseshit like genders and global warming. Real Patriots know what to take offense to, unlike those leftist pansies.
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Jun 28, 2021 21:52
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Dewgy posted:Pretty sure this is intentional. This way they can frame it like they get upset at Actual Issues™ like Respecting Are Flag and not that liberal horseshit like genders and global warming. Real Patriots know what to take offense to, unlike those leftist pansies. Yeah, like getting upset at Starbucks not putting Christmas trees on their cups anymore.  That was one of the most blatant moments of "Wait, and they say WE'RE the sensitive snowflakes?!" in my recent memory. Coincidentally, Pete Davidson's joke on SNL regarding Dan Crenshaw was another.
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Jun 28, 2021 21:55
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Byzantine posted:Are we sure that Mike Pence isn't Loki? Loki isn't a raging homophobe, so pretty sure.
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Jun 28, 2021 21:58
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Wait so you're telling me the guy who refuses to dine alone with a woman who is not his wife isn't sexually liberated?
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Jun 28, 2021 22:04
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Pence seeing references on Twitter to "big mommy milkers" and thinking that perhaps he's more hip and current than he thought.
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Jun 28, 2021 22:06
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Becoming an old Conservative radio horse fucker to gaslight America for no clear or good reason/just for jokes is exactly Loki's lane.
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Jun 28, 2021 22:11
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Cocaine Bear posted:Becoming an old Conservative radio horse fucker to gaslight America for no clear or good reason/just for jokes is exactly Loki's lane. I think not being able to drink in public would be going to far for Loki.
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Jun 28, 2021 22:14
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Skwirl posted:It's about Loki. Por que no los dos?
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Jun 28, 2021 22:20
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Pththya-lyi posted:Wait so you're telling me the guy who refuses to dine alone with a woman who is not his wife isn't sexually liberated? He will always be faithful to his mane squeeze.
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Jun 29, 2021 00:05
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Platystemon posted:He will always be faithful to his mane squeeze. 
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Jun 29, 2021 01:08
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lol
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Jun 29, 2021 02:18
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https://twitter.com/djinndiesel/status/1409498503953461249?s=21
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Jun 29, 2021 03:00
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Yeah, Little Caeser's ain't great but there's nothing intrinsically terrible about that.
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Jun 29, 2021 03:08
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Wait’ll they see how even the best sausage is made!
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Jun 29, 2021 03:28
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Anyone grossed out by that pizza sauce never prepared a meal by themselves.
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Jun 29, 2021 04:03
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The bigger the batch of food you gotta make, the more your utensils and tools look like you're about to mix together a big batch of concrete.
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Jun 29, 2021 04:18
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alfredo pizza privilege in action
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Jun 29, 2021 04:29
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She seems most upset by the fact that it looks brown? Her next tweet calls it "poop water on the floor"
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Jun 29, 2021 04:44
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Hellblazer187 posted:She seems most upset by the fact that it looks brown? Her next tweet calls it "poop water on the floor" Also yes, the CONTAINER is on the floor, the sauce is not on the floor.
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Jun 29, 2021 04:47
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repiv posted:In "social media is the idiot" news, Twitter seems to be A/B testing forcing the algorithmic timeline on everyone by removing the Latest Tweets view
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Jun 29, 2021 04:53
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Midnight Voyager posted:Also yes, the CONTAINER is on the floor, the sauce is not on the floor. yeah I probably wouldn't eat sauce made of actual poop, mixed on an actual floor. Actually either of those would be sauce dealbreakers for me. I wouldn't need both. "Hey, that poop sauce was made in a bowl on the table, right? OK cool" is something I would never say.
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Jun 29, 2021 05:08
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Elysiume posted:Gotta say I respect twitter's hustle to make twitter as unenjoyable to use as possible. I’m a big fan of them sticking an advert between every 5 tweets. It pretty much guarantees an ad on screen ad all times.
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Jun 29, 2021 05:19
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Hellblazer187 posted:yeah I probably wouldn't eat sauce made of actual poop, mixed on an actual floor. Actually either of those would be sauce dealbreakers for me. I wouldn't need both. "Hey, that poop sauce was made in a bowl on the table, right? OK cool" is something I would never say. Yet you eat Taco Bell, interesting.
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Jun 29, 2021 05:47
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There's a whole sub genre of TikTok where some gen z folks get jobs at fast food places and post videos to "expose" it and the video is always just someone making a crunch wrap and the "scandal" is the spicy mayo comes out of a caulk gun.
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Jun 29, 2021 05:48
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Did anyone post this pathetic incel yet?  https://twitter.com/magog_morskar/status/1409204647684882437
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Jun 29, 2021 06:21
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https://twitter.com/benheck/status/1409748856145842177
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Jun 29, 2021 06:54
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I do like that it's being mixed with a power drill.
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Jun 29, 2021 06:56
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Fister Roboto posted:I do like that it's being mixed with a power drill. *concernedly looking between your username and your post*
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Jun 29, 2021 07:06
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All that leaded solder has gone to his brain
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Jun 29, 2021 07:06
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I can't believe that Little Caesars uses scrub tier Black and Decker power tools to make their poop water sauce! At least use Makita or something, how embarrassing.
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Jun 29, 2021 07:10
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"federally sponsored worker shortage" is some incredibly advanced stupid
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Jun 29, 2021 07:11
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https://twitter.com/cringepicture/status/1409270882044989440?s=21
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Jun 29, 2021 07:23
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old bean factory posted:I can't believe that Little Caesars uses scrub tier Black and Decker power tools to make their poop water sauce! At least use Makita or something, how embarrassing. You want DeWalt, you gotta go to an artisanal pizza joint.
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Jun 29, 2021 07:27
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Baron von Eevl posted:I give Courtney as a person some slack because she's obviously someone with a pretty broken brain with a hosed up childhood (her father was a road manager for the Dead and may have dosed her with LSD repeatedly as a toddler, she was legally emancipated, moved overseas and started stripping at 16, etc etc) with a long history of drug use who then got super famous and rich which probably hosed her up harder. Like none of her behavior is reasonable and I don't like her, and I'm sure being around her is really really difficult but I understand how she got there. And you know, her husband killed himself, leaving her as a single mum and the entire world media harassing her even more than before AND weird fans blaming her for it. I dont particularly have much love for her either but man has she had it rough. Mega Comrade has a new favorite as of 08:40 on Jun 29, 2021 |
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Jun 29, 2021 08:04
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Read After Burning posted:I mean, I'm an average-sized woman (~130 pounds, just with skinny arms), so I don't know if this was supposed to be some brutal own or something. You should still do it, getting swole is really hard in general and eve harder for women. You can go, work out lift lots of heavy things and you won't gain huge muscles all of a sudden. Also you will get to hang out with muscley women so basically it's a win-win for you.
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Jun 29, 2021 08:55
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I also use RingFit, which isn't the gym, but I'm not an immobile lump.
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Byzantine posted:Are we sure that Mike Pence isn't Loki? I don't think Loki would be able to maintain the illusion of being so incredibly boring for this long, no.
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Jun 29, 2021 09:20
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Woozie66 posted:There's a whole sub genre of TikTok where some gen z folks get jobs at fast food places and post videos to "expose" it and the video is always just someone making a crunch wrap and the "scandal" is the spicy mayo comes out of a caulk gun. Do you have any of the videos on hand? That sounds infuriating and perfect for this thread. Like, are they doing it unironically?
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Jun 29, 2021 09:53
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old bean factory posted:I can't believe that Little Caesars uses scrub tier Black and Decker power tools to make their poop water sauce! At least use Makita or something, how embarrassing.
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Jun 29, 2021 10:01
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Tiggum posted:When I was a child, there was a Makita commercial that, if you were just listening to it and not looking at the screen, made it sound like they sold a single product that did all kinds of things. They were actually just listing the things that their various products could, individually, do, but I was instantly captivated by the idea of this swiss-army-power-tool and the disappointment I felt at realising the truth has stuck with me to this day. It makes sense that intense disappointment was the key to unlocking your posting power.
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