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LAP empty quotes his* own posts LAP alternates pronunciations of gif. * He might be a she, I don’t know, I just went with he because patriarchy
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Jun 29, 2021 15:29
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LAP casted reduce balls, but never said on who or where
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Jun 29, 2021 15:38
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Hoarded sex arses in a time of scarcity.
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Jun 29, 2021 15:42
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Roughly half of the ~20 active posters in GBS are actually LAP alt accounts. Most of the people posting in this very thread are LAP alt accounts. I myself may even be a LAP alt account, for all you know.
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Jun 29, 2021 16:25
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Smugworth posted:Roughly half of the ~20 active posters in GBS are actually LAP alt accounts. Most of the people posting in this very thread are LAP alt accounts. One LAP tells only truths, the other LAPs tell only lies.
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Jun 29, 2021 16:32
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LAP rips the tags off of mattresses. He gets a sick little thrill from each and ever one. When he found out it wasn't illegal for the consumer, he became a mattress salesman. He just can't stop chasing that high.
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Jun 29, 2021 16:35
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gave me reins but not the horse that goes with them
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Jun 29, 2021 16:42
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:One LAP tells only truths, the other LAPs tell only lies. "I'm LAP!" "NO NO I'M LAP!!"
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Jun 29, 2021 16:45
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LAP did not support me during a trying, difficult time. I didn't mention it to him or to anyone, but anyone fit to be a mod should've realized what I was going through without needing to be told.
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Jun 29, 2021 16:46
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Stormed the capital during a middle school field trip, licked the speaker of the house’s gavel.
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Jun 29, 2021 16:57
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meat glitter posted:gave me reins but not the horse that goes with them I can see the horse. It's in your avatar. It's also clearly glitching out and I blame LAP.
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Jun 29, 2021 17:01
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meat glitter posted:gave me reins but not the horse that goes with them This is true and I wrestle with my conscience about it every day.
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Jun 29, 2021 17:03
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LAP believes that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the best movie in the series and anyone who disagrees is only speaking out of nostalgia.
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Jun 29, 2021 17:08
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LAP honestly engages with posters in QCS.
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Jun 29, 2021 17:23
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Literally A Person posted:"I'm LAP!" There's no way to be sure. Shoot both of them!
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Jun 29, 2021 17:46
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McGavin posted:LAP honestly engages with posters in QCS. Is this more of a crime or punishment though?
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Jun 29, 2021 18:03
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LAP runs a load of laundry and then leaves it wet, in the washer, for 3 days
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Jun 29, 2021 18:06
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Claims to be a 'huge' football fan, shows up to watch the game with you and some friends and loudly asks "Is Brady playing or what?" as soon as the game starts. Tom Brady is not on either team.
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Jun 29, 2021 18:13
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a mysterious cloak posted:LAP runs a load of laundry and then leaves it wet, in the washer, for 3 days LAP dried all my sweaters on HOT and they all shrunk! 
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Jun 29, 2021 18:23
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a mysterious cloak posted:LAP runs a load of laundry and then leaves it wet, in the washer, for 3 days LAP might be related to me.
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Jun 29, 2021 18:23
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LAP ordered a steak well done and then put ketchup on it and ate it and really enjoyed it and said "I should do this again"
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Jun 29, 2021 18:30
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You know how a lot of drive-thru places put in a second window, intending to copy McDonalds idea of pay at one, pickup at the second, but due to staffing and other efficiency issues they just use the one and the second one goes unused now? LAP.
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Jun 29, 2021 19:24
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This is a profoundly disturbing thread. I am shook to the core of my being due to this deluge of revelations.
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Jun 29, 2021 19:28
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Left the seat up I don’t care if someone else already said it, double jeopardy does not apply here!
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Jun 29, 2021 19:34
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Big Beef City posted:You know how a lot of drive-thru places put in a second window, intending to copy McDonalds idea of pay at one, pickup at the second, but due to staffing and other efficiency issues they just use the one and the second one goes unused now? One of my local BKs does this but they have THREE windows, two of which have never been used to my knowledge. You can see storage boxes and stuff behind them so they likely never will. I can only assume that LAP is somehow responsible for constructing not only one, but two useless windows.
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Jun 29, 2021 20:04
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Left the seat up Worse, left the lid down and did his business Number 1, 2 and 3
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Jun 29, 2021 20:12
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The Bloop posted:Worse, left the lid down and did his business Number…3…?
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Jun 29, 2021 20:13
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Number…3…? Number 3
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Jun 29, 2021 20:13
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The Bloop posted:Worse, left the lid down and did his business When I was in preschool I convinced to a littler and dumber kid that all the cool 4 and 5 year olds put the lid down to pee for the cool sound and they made me apologize to the janitor. 
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Jun 29, 2021 20:14
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LAP is currently microwaving fish despite working from home, and is laughing.
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Jun 29, 2021 20:19
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LAP got a parrot and trained it to speak but the only thing it says is "NO!" at differing levels of 'loud'.
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Jun 29, 2021 20:27
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Big Beef City posted:LAP got a parrot and trained it to speak but the only thing it says is "NO!" at differing levels of 'loud'. He already has a young child, why would he need two things to do this!
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Jun 29, 2021 20:40
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Derpies posted:He already has a young child, why would he need two things to do this!  
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Jun 29, 2021 20:56
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Its ok pal I had an hour long fight this morning with mini derps about why she has to wear underpants to school. Dad lyfe.
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Jun 29, 2021 21:11
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LAP thinks 6 million is a bit of an exaggeration
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Jun 29, 2021 21:59
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Derpies posted:Its ok pal I had an hour long fight this morning with mini derps about why she has to wear underpants to school. Dad lyfe. Who won?
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Jun 29, 2021 22:04
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LAP woke my kid up at 5 am this morning
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Jun 29, 2021 22:26
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:LAP woke my kid up at 5 am this morning If I'm up at 5 you're up at 5.
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Jun 29, 2021 22:27
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My cats like LAP more than me 
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