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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




When you're a Spider-Man, every problem is solved by web-slinging.

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Johnny Walker posted:



When you're a Spider-Man, every problem is solved by web-slinging.

Is his solution going to be to harass the woman who made the accusations?

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Protects rich men
From their crimes
Makes sure that they'll serve no time

Yeah yeah we know Robbie is innocent but Peter doesn't know that.

evilmiera posted:

Is his solution going to be to harass the woman who made the accusations?

Probably, I feel like he's going to barge into her house as Spider-Man and intimidate her into confessing. Which again, we know she works for the mob and set Robbie up, but Peter doesn't know that. I hope I'm wrong about that being what he does because having a superpowered guy wearing a mask bust into a woman's house and threaten her unless she says she lied about the accusations would be really hosed up.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
He's going to put a wig on his Spider-Man costume and see if Robbie sexually harasses him.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Nah, it'll be closer to real life. He'll stick to a wall across the street from her home, stare at her window for like seven hours and then follow her around town.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Push El Burrito posted:

He's going to put a wig on his Spider-Man costume and see if Robbie sexually harasses him.

That's the only thing that could save this storyline.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

MorningMoon posted:


forgot how disturbing that face is.
Do we get an answer for why its wearing metal overalls

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the colorist made some choices.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I feel like it's one of those coloring decisions that the weekday and sunday artist fight over, but I cannot remember ever thinking "oh, this version of the sentry looks better" so i'm excited.


Off it goes to destroy A Major City, while our heroes continue to job to Ronan for a few weeks

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Peter Q Parker?

Also nice last panel pose.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Dang, that is some 90's attire.

Also, Peter Q Parker sounds better than Peter B Parker.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
MJ only wants one thing and it's loving disgusting.


so on the same arc as Peter decides sexual harassment is but a trap sprung on his friend, he reveals he's actually Peter Q....

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Peter Quinjetman Parker

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Peter showing off the abs but not in the right direction, no wonder MJ's mad.






Bonus edit from my Page 14 Of This Thread trawling:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Saoshyant posted:

Dang, that is some 90's attire.
I really hope that's the superhero costume she created for herself.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


The way everyone is posed gives this strip a very strong edit energy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Spider-Man: They have guns, so I have to draw them in close because I can't deal with a gun at range!
Also Spider-Man: That guy is at range with a gun, I can easily deal with that!

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Newspaper Spider-Man: Delusions of Adequacy

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




The Sunday artist took the war with the other artist to the next level with MJ's outfit here.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Hold it Tiger!"
"You don't want me to leave?"
"No, I mean hold your top up like you were just doing :stwoon:"

Johnny Walker posted:

The Sunday artist took the war with the other artist to the next level with MJ's outfit here.

Haha goddamn, they're not even remotely close to the same outfit :lol:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender



Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Forget it pal, you're full of radioactive blood. Well... I mean... you already were, but this is radioactive blood from a VERY stupid man!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade



drat, that last panel is just begging for an edit

I've got to - - PINCH ONE OUT!!!

Next: MOP UP IN WARD 11

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


There's only one thing that can help when a destructive monster is loose in a hospital: another destructive monster loose in a hospital.



I mean she could wear a mask or something maybe?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Johnny Walker posted:

There's only one thing that can help when a destructive monster is loose in a hospital: another destructive monster loose in a hospital.



I mean she could wear a mask or something maybe?

That dialogue has an extremely similar energy, so let's see how Peter sounds when someone else says those exact thimgs:



oh yeah, it's just like steel on Sunday strips. Neat.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

MorningMoon posted:


oh yeah, it's just like steel on Sunday strips. Neat.
Uh... has the sentry in the last panel just whacked face-first into the edge of the frame?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Payndz posted:

Uh... has the sentry in the last panel just whacked face-first into the edge of the frame?
How is it supposed to destroy the world if it doesn't leave its panel? :colbert:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender






Bonus edit from Johnny Walker(from a different a The Lizard arc, but I can't stop thinking about it)

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

The Albuquerque Arc has begun, but also perspective has taken a vacation.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"Will my husband be all right?"
"Don't worry, he's going back to jail! :haw:"

Haifisch posted:

Bonus edit from Johnny Walker(from a different a The Lizard arc, but I can't stop thinking about it)


God, I forgot all about the continual use of "The" in The Lizard :allears:

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

God, I forgot all about the continual use of "The" in the The Lizard :allears:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Haifisch posted:

Bonus edit from Johnny Walker(from a different a The Lizard arc, but I can't stop thinking about it)

Hahaha I forgot about this one! I'm pretty proud of it really though.



What did you expect, MJ?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Some people aren't born web swingers."
"...like.... like you weren't?"
"Yeah... I... I don't know where I was going with this...."

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


Dunno what's sadder: when he forgets he has webs or when he only uses webs that keep failing

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Webs don't hold him, what do I do? I know! Webs!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




This arc is just "women, amirite?"

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


You can kind tell it's one of the last Stan Lee wrote.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

MorningMoon posted:



Dunno what's sadder: when he forgets he has webs or when he only uses webs that keep failing

Also, Ronan clearly doesn't know what a quadruped is. Rocket is bipedal!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




"Just continue to let me condescend to you, baby!"

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Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Johnny Walker posted:



"Just continue to let me condescend to you, baby!"

"Now, time to stop this kooky dame from using her feminine wiles to frame up my buddy for sexual harassment! He can't have done it - I know, because he's my pal and women are liars!"

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