Josh Christ posted:

I have reliable information that says dickeye has significantly mellowed out after getting out of abusive relationships and getting medicated

Bogus Adventure posted:

Nah

Platystemon posted:

Bogus Adventure posted:

Nah

Mr. Sunshine posted:

I don't want dickeye even if it's free. Can I have asseye instead?

Lemniscate Blue posted:

You're much more likely to get pinkeye, that way.

Empty Sandwich posted:

'Twas Just Post, and the gathered goons
Did quip and quibble in their ways:
All mimsy were the gray fora,
And QCS outraged.

“Beware the Flaviaess, ArfJ!
The probes that bite, the bans that shun!
Beware of Main Paineframe, and also
Debbie Does Dagon!”

He cobbled up some quick shitposts;
The moderators he ignored--
His posts he shat both here and there
Around the message board.

And, as another post he shat,
Mod DDD sent him away,
With just a simple sixer probe,
And pedo anime.

A hue! A cry! An autoban!
But wait : "It is not bad,"
Said Flaviaess, "to post loli.
The villain is FYAD."

And so he soon demodded was.
Main Paineframe threw a fit.
Twoday decided after this,
"I'm writing. gently caress this poo poo."

’Twas Just Post, and the gathered goons
Did quip and quibble in their way:
All mimsy were the gray fora,
and Snyder's film was AIDS.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Ok but seriously free dickeye

china bot posted:

Hellblazer187 posted:

"boomers falling for the Onion Abortionplex story" was funny as hell when it happened, but maybe we wouldn't have laughed so much if we knew where "boomers fall for obviously fake stuff on Facebook" would lead.

Cobalt-60 posted:

Weren't people stalking Benedict Cumberbatch's wife? Convinced she was somehow manipulating him?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Maybe his facial feature sliders.

MailmanX posted:

i told her that, and she still really wants to do it.


HOW SAFE IS THIS DRUG.

HOW MUCH CHANCE IS THERE THAT A 110 POUND GIRL WILL BE HURT BY THIS DRUG

Jesus loving christ. Instead of trying to pick ME apart, why not just loving help me. If you've never loved anyone, I wouldn't expect you to care.


AGAIN!!! I HAVE ONLY HEARD BAD THINGS ABOUT THIS, That's why I'm so loving worried. jesus christ.

ummel posted:

You need to smoke a joint.

MailmanX posted:

gently caress YOU

I don't know anything about this loving drug, or basically any other drugs.

ALL IVE HEARD IS WHAT I HAVE TO GO OFF OF. YOU loving MOTHER FUCKER.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THE ONLY GIRL YOU'VE EVER LOVED WANTS TO TAKE A DRUG YOUVE HEARD ONLY BAD THINGS ABOUT? HUH?? YOU loving TELL ME YOU WOULDNT BE WORRIED YOU loving rear end in a top hat.

retpocileh posted:

I have done cocaine around 50+ times. The risks are an empty wallet and an irritated nasal passage. Mixed with MDMA, the possible effects are a good time.

Oh God, what a sin, arguing against someone who obviously knows so much about what he's talking about. I think maybe you have the whole situation reversed. She isn't the close-minded un-intelligent one here =/

astounding_zlatan posted:

This thread is brilliant. MailmanX is a huge bitch.

God drat, you loving loser shitboy crackheads, give me some loving advice because I am loving WORRIED, the gently caress, I don't want any loving spam I just want to know WHAT THE gently caress will loving happen, is my girlfriend gonna suck some loving dick, I am loving WORRIED.

The Haircrow posted:

please help me please please please please please please
no wait gently caress YOU gently caress ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I loving HATE YOU


all thats left is
"im sorry don't hit me i didn't mean it i swear i'll never do it again"

Briareos posted:

I am going to start a militant group of druggies that does nothing but find straight-edgers and hold them down while administering MDMA. Then, we'll chill with them through the whole thing and change their very perception of the drug world. Each convert will join the ranks, and eventually we'll have an army of "edger hunters" to cull the worlds masses into a frenzy of love fueled connectivity with eachother. Or perhaps, I'll just go do some myself and light a candle for all those poor bastards out there, huddled in a corner,hoping to god that no drugs ever enter their system.

[BART]: you can't imagine what that sunset looks like to me right now.
[LISA]: That's a bird on fire.

Paladinus posted:

The layers on this one... I don't even know who to side with. The creepy dude who thinks his miniscule teenager girlfriend maybe shouldn't do drugs, or the drugged out of their mind goons who call him out for being rude to them and to their drugs.

SodomyGoat101 posted:

Maybe don't side with the pedo?

SodomyGoat101 posted:

Maybe don't side with the pedo?

Paladinus posted:

The layers on this one... I don't even know who to side with. The creepy dude who thinks his miniscule teenager girlfriend maybe shouldn't do drugs, or the drugged out of their mind goons who call him out for being rude to them and to their drugs.

Biplane posted:

It's actually very easy to see who to side with.

Paladinus posted:

Personally, I don't want to side either with the paedo or with the people who think that the most objectional thing about said paedo is that he doesn't like drugs enough.

Pirate Radar posted:

The only options are to side with the pedophile or to shove the drugs into the child’s mouth yourself, you ram your closed fist into her open mouth with strength you didn’t know you had but it just keeps going, you thought you were in control but nothing’s going right, your hand is down her gullet now and she’s crying, you didn’t think your arm was this long but you’re sure you’ve reached her stomach, everyone is screaming, even you, this must be a nightmare but you’re not waking up

why won’t you wake up

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

What's the statute of limitations on calling 911 on everyone in a thread?

Design Spots posted:

i wanna be a whale right about now, just floating through the ocean with my teefs and things. I'd be the best ganster whale out there. I'd buy my weapons from the us government since finding them wholesale isn't hard. I'd have to evolve to make whale arms though. Some poor bastard in a boats about to shoot me to make less than minimum wage in a country we don't care about. My twitter page goes silent.

Whales own, they are just dopey.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Bug Squash posted:

The DDao

Gripweed posted:

Plank Walker posted:

juche cleanse

EorayMel posted:

Constant poo poo posting of diarrheaic proportions.

punishedkissinger posted:

Der Waffle Mous posted:

unfortunately its so loving muddy its going to be a track-marked but mostly unharmed nazi half-submerged in the muck.

SiKboy posted:

Anything that helps dispel the myth of the clean wehrmacht.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Why would anyone, anyone, be banned for that post??

This is why the forums became irrelevant.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Yikes to their actual final ban comment though

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

I like QCS first and foremost due to the Kramer » Richards pipeline, but also because of the imagined sectarianism. People couldn't possibly think my thread of choice is bad, it's a concerted effort by the forums with bg images to ruin it and doxx me.

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Wingnut Ninja posted:

It would be uncouth to celebrate his death. Let us instead unite in mourning his life.